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Neeja
16-07-08, 09:00 PM
Flatmate: I thought Michael Fish was a weatherman, not a meteorologist.
Jayneflakes
17-07-08, 09:23 AM
:laughat:Flatmate: I thought Michael Fish was a weatherman, not a meteorologist.


Oh dear, oh dear dear me!

:toss:
chasey
17-07-08, 09:41 AM
Yesterday my supervisor at work said: "I've never worn womens clothing, apart from this one time I was at my mates and put his sisters bra on".
plowsie
17-07-08, 09:41 AM
I just found a good one earlier, not funny or anything but very good...

"Great men are just ordinary men that never gave up."
Jabba
17-07-08, 09:48 AM
From "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on BBC R4:

"Brighton, where the romans built temples to worship oak trees and virgins. And oak trees can still be found here to this day."
gettin2dizzy
17-07-08, 10:03 AM
From "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" on BBC R4:

"Brighton, where the romans built temples to worship oak trees and virgins. And oak trees can still be found here to this day."
You could write a book of Humphs quotes. He's still sorely missed :(
Baph
17-07-08, 12:01 PM
We've just been talking to about the new Hadron Collider thats due to go 'live' in a couple of months.

For those not geeky enough to know, it's theorised that the collider will create black holes.

A collegue of mine:
"Well, in 6 months time when the Universe isn't here - you'll know why!"

Genius thinking. Pure genius!
Woz
17-07-08, 01:46 PM
Alledgedly attributed to Sir Winston Churchill...

Woman at dinner party - "Sir, you are drunk!"
Churchill - "Madam, you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober"
neillfergie
17-07-08, 02:36 PM
"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

Bradd Pitt in Fight club.
Gra
17-07-08, 02:38 PM
"Wine. Is food."

Some funny little wine quotation book I found.
Spiderman
17-07-08, 07:45 PM
Flatmate: I thought Michael Fish was a weatherman, not a meteorologist.

Is your flatmate male or female? And what age please.
Neeja
17-07-08, 09:02 PM
He's male and 22 ;)
Shellywoozle
17-07-08, 09:03 PM
I once directed someone to a pub, it was a glass fronted place and stood out.

I said "it's the pub with the big see through glass windows"

Mmmmmmm
Neeja
17-07-08, 09:19 PM
I once directed someone to a pub, it was a glass fronted place and stood out.

I said "it's the pub with the big see through glass windows"

Mmmmmmm
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