Freaky

[melody]

I had a 'freaky' thing happen to me at work.

I did an examination on a woman I was looking after and rather than feeling the smooth hard head I was expecting, my finger landed in the nippers mouth and it promptly suckled on it. :smt103:shock:

To say it made me jump is putting it lightly.:)

[MiniMatt]

Could have been worse I guess, baby's first prostate exam?

[Spiderman]

hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard :lol:

[keithd]

are you an undertaker? 8-[

[melody]

are you an undertaker? 8-[

LOL. I certainly wouldn't suckle on my undertakers fingers.

Who knows where they've been.;)

[Gene genie]

so you a midwife then melody?

[custard]

hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard :lol:


heheheeee. theres a very good reason why i havent heard that one for a while....

[dizzyblonde]

so you a midwife then melody?


yes Mel is:cool:

[Stu]

hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard :lol:
How to bring some depravity to such a beatiful thread ;)

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

lol :lol:

That is funny. But I can't help wondering how the baby sucked your finger? Surely its in a placenta?

Maria

[Stu]

sounds like waters broken already

[melody]

lol :lol:

That is funny. But I can't help wondering how the baby sucked your finger? Surely its in a placenta?

Maria

sounds like waters broken already

Yes. Her waters had broken.

[missyburd]

That's kinda cute :-) Tis a good thing human babies don't seem to imprint like some baby animals, where the first thing/object that comes into contact with the baby results in that thing/object being seen as the mum! That could be difficult!

LOL. I certainly wouldn't suckle on my undertakers fingers.

Who knows where they've been.;)

What's more freaky is the fact that you actually have an undertaker? :confused:

[Demonz]

Thats funny. Now imagine it had teeth :)