View Full Version : My interest in cake is dwindling ...
:smt022
.. what can I do to reignite the hunger?? :smt057
... or are we near the point where the inevitable cake-divorce is the only option left!! :sad:
Might have to only eat...veg???
MiniMatt
18-07-08, 11:13 AM
Seems you need to add a little sparkle to your cake to re-invigorate your interest.
May I suggest.....
Custard.
You know it makes sense.
In the wise words of Hovis...
Shut it you slaaagggg.
Jayneflakes
18-07-08, 11:15 AM
Seems you need to add a little sparkle to your cake to re-invigorate your interest.
May I suggest.....
Custard.
You know it makes sense.
Not sure that Custard will enjoy having Grinch chow down on him.... Mind you, you never know!:-#
Iansv II
18-07-08, 11:18 AM
Buy shares in Mr Kipling....
Then its self interest :pig:
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 11:22 AM
How can you not be interested in cake........I'm sat here with severe dodgy tummy syndrome, and I would certainly not turn my nose up at cake;-)
In fact I had a very large wodge of chocolate fudge cake on Wednesday night, when my tummy certainly didn't need such a wonderful experience.
Mind over matter........cake, cake, cake:cool:
Seems you need to add a little sparkle to your cake to re-invigorate your interest.
May I suggest.....
Custard.
You know it makes sense.
Would that be warm or cold?
Chocolate cheescake.
Urgh, now that is sick.
In the wise words of Hovis...
Shut it you slaaagggg.
Cheers, all heart as normal...
Buy shares in Mr Kipling....
Then its self interest :pig:
Do they have a share scheme?
Cake... nope, its not the same, I look at my tummy, then photos of me with gills and some how the love for the cake is not the same.
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 11:27 AM
perhaps, you could have cake with added vegetables. They have hidden veg in kids stuff....and just the other morning on BBC I saw them with a nice beetroot and chocolate cake.........mmmmm errrr loverly
this is good, as cake is bad for you...........
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 11:30 AM
this is good, as cake is bad for you...........
no its not:smt079
now would you be interested in a cabbage sandwich:confused:
errrrr no;-)
Nope, but I would be rather tempted by a nice lettice, tomato and salad cream sandwich on white bread.
Oh no, don't give up cake, maybe you just need to try harder, or less, don't leave the cake fold, you're awsome and we all love you loads!:rolleyes:
But what about veg, its just becoming so tempting, also biscuits are drawing me away... Can a man have cake, biscuit and veg and eat it? I'm not sure I can cope with all three and balance them all in my busy life... it was all just cake, cake, cake, but now I just don't know, its so hard. Maybe I should leave cake for a little while and thry a more exciting past time, like extreme biscuit eating???
Custard creams dunked in dare I say it... c. o. f. f. e. e!!!
Nope, but I would be rather tempted by a nice lettice, tomato and low fat salad cream sandwich on wholemeal not white bread.:p
Custard creams dunked in dare I say it... c. o. f. f. e. e!!!
That's just dirty! Surely everyone knows that the ONLY biscuit that should be dunked is the mighty gingernut.
I will dunk all biscuits, even those ones that look like dog biscuits.
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 12:00 PM
mmmmmmm malted milk biscuits dunked in coffee, or choccie digestives or just, just, just biscuits mmmmmmmmm
Ceri JC
18-07-08, 12:08 PM
I just had a quarter of a Dan cake for lunch. My interest in cake is certainly not dwindling.
custard
18-07-08, 12:10 PM
Would that be warm or cold?
Urgh, now that is sick.
Cheers, all heart as normal...
Do they have a share scheme?
any way you want me baby :smt079:smt057
Gazza77
18-07-08, 12:25 PM
:smt022
.. what can I do to reignite the hunger?? :smt057
... or are we near the point where the inevitable cake-divorce is the only option left!! :sad:
Might have to only eat...veg???
Have you just received the cake you've always longed for? Just now realising that it is not possible to have your cake and eat it? :bigsmurf:
Carrot Cake, veggy and cake. Problem solved my work here is done :D
Two words:
Flap
Jack
oh, and
omnomnomnom.
Jayneflakes
18-07-08, 12:37 PM
Two words:
Flap
Jack
oh, and
omnomnomnom.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.....
Hmm, who wants cake when you can have....
chocolate. :lol:
Or even better, a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of Baileys in and a bar of Dairy Milk.
Hmm, now anyone want to lick Dairy Milk from my naked heaving breasts? :smt016
Told you, no one wants cake these days!!!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.....
Hmm, who wants cake when you can have....
chocolate. :lol:
Or even better, a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of Baileys in and a bar of Dairy Milk.
Hmm, now anyone want to lick Dairy Milk from my naked heaving breasts? :smt016
Told you, no one wants cake these days!!!!!
I feel we're losing focus here....
:smt079
Hmm, now anyone want to lick Dairy Milk from my naked heaving breasts? :smt016
Are they tattoo'd? :smt047
Jayneflakes
18-07-08, 12:51 PM
I feel we're losing focus here....
:smt079
No I don't think we are, we are simply discussing the benefits of other sugar laden cake substitutes... :smt036
Are they tattoo'd? :smt047
What kind of a question is that?
Of course they are silly, with a the tribal blade motif of my Favourite Death Metal Band, Zyklon.....
You are a one.... :lol:
Hmm, now anyone want to lick Dairy Milk from my naked heaving breasts? :smt016
i could be tempted
How about my naked heavin' moobs?
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 01:12 PM
How about my naked heavin' moobs?
thought yours were Groobs;-)
Either or, would you lick chocolate off them?
Either or, would you lick chocolate off them?
maybe
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 01:18 PM
I'm not a lover of hairy chests
How about my naked heavin' moobs?
I knew I could find this somewhere....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/kewllatino/Freshair.gif
redbouy
18-07-08, 01:23 PM
No and possibly not cake as well. how about ice cream with choc poured over it so the chocy goes hard.
Or those little cakes you get from the baker like the french have. They have cakes with custard and chocy on the top.
So cake custard and chocy.
I'm not a lover of hairy chests
i dont have a hairy chest
HTH
Maybe its cake envy, you know, you,ve seem someone else's cake and felt that your cake didnt quite match up to it anymore, just a thought.....................
The answer is cheese.
(cake - to my mind - has always been and always will be over-rated)
:cool:
What kind of a question is that?
Of course they are silly, with a the tribal blade motif of my Favourite Death Metal Band, Zyklon.....
You are a one.... :lol:
:smt026:winner:
The answer is cheese.
Oh how quick you forget. Remember poor Devil Biccy :?:
Cheese is bad. OK.
I'm eatin a biscuit at the moment, a nice chocolate chip one.
I knew I could find this somewhere....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v652/kewllatino/Freshair.gif
What are you implying???
Out with it...
wyrdness
18-07-08, 02:42 PM
Hmm, now anyone want to lick Dairy Milk from my naked heaving breasts? :smt016
Now if it was Dairylea, I might be interested :D
I did once mistakenly say 'Dairylea' instead of 'Dairy Milk' in such a situation, and have never lived it down.
What are you implying???
Out with it...
I thought it said it all. :p
Oh how quick you forget. Remember poor Devil Biccy :?:
Cheese is bad. OK.
Erm... Does he eat a lot of cheese then? Everything in moderation. I would eat cheese over cake any day...
I'd rather have a double serving of say... a sunday roast, than bother with dessert.
If Grinch seems to be bored with sweet, he should take a walk on the savoury side. :smt047
I thought it said it all. :p
Pah!
If Grinch seems to be bored with sweet, he should take a walk on the savoury side. :smt047
Are you savoury... :rolleyes: ;-)
Are you savoury... :rolleyes: ;-)
No Grinchypoo. I'm bitter... Oh... so... bitter...
:mrgreen:
;-)
Awh... bitter little ping-a-ling...
What are you implying???
Out with it...
http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/8526/php3pvfhramdv9.jpg
:-dd
I just had my 4th club chocolate biscuit today. I'm off to fat fighters right now :pig::pig:
sv-robo
18-07-08, 03:54 PM
Hash cake.......job sorted:smt033
I still like CAKE, hopefully there will be a new studio album soon...
http://www.cakemusic.com/songs/comfort/short_skirt.mp3
Good news people, my love of cake is back, and I am once again fully cake loving. How you might ask did I achive this great goal?
Simple the mighty fruit cake bought me back, and it was yummy.
Jax also made a home made cheese cake last night and it was marvilous.
dizzyblonde
21-07-08, 09:48 AM
awwww, the way to a mans heart is with CAKE:cool:
Filipe M.
21-07-08, 09:49 AM
awwww, the way to a mans heart is with CAKE:cool:
There are other ways, you know?
Alpinestarhero
21-07-08, 09:51 AM
Ah, fruit cake, a classic. I was going to suggest you try a classic
dizzyblonde
21-07-08, 10:11 AM
awwww, the way to a mans heart is with CAKE:cool:
There are other ways, you know?
well if you can tell me the answer to my mans heart, then you would be a genius........
and it ain't with cake......
think his heart fell out somewhere :sad:
Cake, beer, nakedness... thats me.
Filipe M.
21-07-08, 10:56 AM
well if you can tell me the answer to my mans heart, then you would be a genius........
and it ain't with cake......
think his heart fell out somewhere :sad:
Sorry, can't really help you in that case... :grouphug:
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