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Blue_SV650S
18-07-08, 09:07 PM
What is your top 5 'things to do before you die' list?!!? 8)
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And don't just answer "Girls Aloud"!! :D
Join the Army - Done
Complete the Nurburgring - Done
Own my dream car - Done
Complete the Dakar route - errrr... in a bit. ;)
Fly - not yet. ;)
EDIT: This was from a list I made when I was a kid... not sure if thet would change if I were to seriously write the list again now at this point in my life...
... other than putting 'Walking unaided' in there somewhere. ;)
dizzyblonde
18-07-08, 09:16 PM
Live a good life...that is all
Probably not my top 5 - but all i can think of right now.
Learn to play guitar proficiently
Learn to fly
Drive, ride, and sail around the world
Enjoy my kids lives - schooling, married, grand kids...
And to never retire
Biker Biggles
18-07-08, 09:43 PM
I think "Live a bit"should cover it.
DarrenSV650S
18-07-08, 09:48 PM
Join the Army - Done
Complete the Nurburgring - Done
Own my dream car - Done
Complete the Dakar route - errrr... in a bit. ;)
Fly - not yet. ;)
EDIT: This was from a list I made when I was a kid... not sure if thet would change if I were to seriously write the list again now at this point in my life...
... other than putting 'Walking unaided' in there somewhere. ;)
What kind of girl even knows what the nurburgring or the dakar route is?:o
pssst - what's your dream car ?;)
VolatileParsley
18-07-08, 09:58 PM
Live a good life...that is all
+1.
Nice one DB. :thumright:
gettin2dizzy
18-07-08, 10:03 PM
things to do before you die
A ballet dancer :thumbsup:
HTH
on yer bike
18-07-08, 10:20 PM
get back on a bike again
Believe that Jesus is Lord, son of God, who paid for your sins with his death and get saved before it is too late!
Tim in Belgium
18-07-08, 10:58 PM
A ballet dancer :thumbsup:
HTH
Done ;)
Live a good life
+1.
Nice one DB. :thumright:
+1 :D
gettin2dizzy
18-07-08, 11:40 PM
Done ;)
hehe. It's TOTALLY worth it too :) eh?! ;)
Can't |I just die now so that I don't have to think about these things?
1. Write a list of things to do before I die.
2. Look at list.
3. loose list.
4. Write new list.
5. Get bore and do something else.
What kind of girl even knows what the nurburgring or the dakar route is?:o
The kind who also wanted to mess about with tank engines and lorries since she was 8. ;)
pssst - what's your dream car ?;)
Nothing that spectacular - a later model MGB GT, 1.8, in burgundy, with leather interior. Always wanted one ever since I was little... OK, littler. :rolleyes:
mister c
19-07-08, 07:08 AM
Been into motorbikes since I was knee high to a grasshopper & have never been to the Isle Of Man TT Races. Since nearly dying in January I realise how short life really is, so I am booking the ferry next month for next years TT.
Other than that I don't ask for much :)
Warthog
19-07-08, 07:31 AM
Sheesh, Hmmm:
1) Travel a lot more, still loads of places to see
2) Earn a lot more
3) Get a better motorbike
4) Have kids
5) Get married
That is one crud list :( :lol:
neillfergie
19-07-08, 08:32 AM
1. Travel. . . everywhere, wanna see the rainforest's and all that off the beaten track stuff, not so on beaches here and there.
2. Learn to play the guitar, my grandad played in a band when he was my age and watching him play the guitar to this day is mesmerizing.
3. Get a job i love, i like my job but it doesn't excite me enough. i wanna jump out of bed to go to work looking forward to it everyday.
4. Get a ride in a fighter plane, just want to feel the rush of massive g forces and the sensation of speed.
5. Star in a tv show/movie, not big brother or any of that nonsense but something cool to look back on when i'm older, like the long way round kinda thing? could tie it into my travelling?
Jayneflakes
19-07-08, 09:58 AM
1, Pass my bike test and ride around Europe.
2, Climb a big Mountain with my friend Will and celebrate at the top.
3, Travel a lot and see the world.
4, Grow old and watch my Step son grow up.
5, Marry my one true love.
I remember my Environmental Science Lecturer at Uni saying that there was no point in us going on because we would all be dead in twenty years. That was twelve years ago, so not long now! :smt010
Better get the crampons out of the wardrobe, the bike out of the garage and beat the Mrs until she says yes. :smt057
Blue_SV650S
20-07-08, 08:21 PM
So the next question is ...
WTF are you going to do to make sure your 5 things happen/get done before you die!! ;)
Shellywoozle
20-07-08, 08:36 PM
1. Travel the world
2. Learn to fly a helicopter
3. Make it to Chief Insp
4. Marry a nice guy
5. Have kids
All mine are boring and sensible sorry folks ... none of them will happen LOL
1) do 200 on a Busa
2) see more of Asia
3) be a dad
4) play the drums
5) think a bit more about what I want to do before I die
1. Travel the world
2. Learn to fly a helicopter
3. Make it to Chief Insp
4. Marry a nice guy
5. Have kids
All mine are boring and sensible sorry folks ... none of them will happen LOL
Hey Shelz, maybe we can get a deal on the flying lessons and travel :D
Shellywoozle
20-07-08, 09:11 PM
Hey Shelz, maybe we can get a deal on the flying lessons and travel :D
OK done deal with me ... where we off ?!?!?!? \\:D/
gettin2dizzy
21-07-08, 08:25 AM
beat the Mrs until she says yes.
Ah... the old O J Simpson chat up line. Works a treat :thumbsup:
1. have the sechs with a girl heavier than me
2. go to luxemburg
3. start my own cult
4. read war and peace in one sitting
5. knit
2) see more of Asia
I read that as:
2) See more of Asda
What aisles have you missed so far?
1) Join the forces - done that
2) Get married - done that, briefly
3) Have kids - done that but not with ex-wife
4) Race bikes - never will do that now, so I spanner race bikes instead
5) Jump out of perfectly good aeroplane - done that
Dave The Rave
21-07-08, 09:02 AM
1. See my daughter healthy and happy in her life.
2. Ride through all the countries in Europe with my wife and friends.
3. Get the bloody Finacial director job that I am still chasing.
4. Retire when I am 50 and spend the rest of my life just doing what I like.
5. Get a Fireblade.
Alpinestarhero
21-07-08, 09:55 AM
- Play my guitar in a band infront of a live audience. AR09?
- Ride an RC30. They say you should never meet your idols...
- Make a significant contribution to science
- Take at least one truley amazing photograph
- Learn how to completly strip my bike into all its component peices and put it back together again correctly
Matt
6. become a gay icon
7. lose a stone
8. sit on santas lap
1. Be in the top 3 Euro Millions winners list
2. Have kids
3. Make sure my mums ok for the rest of her years
4. Join Keith D's cult
5. Travel to Nordkamp (i think its called) by bike or car.
5. Travel to Nordkamp (i think its called) by bike or car.
i used to work near there..
http://www.northcampvillage.co.uk/
and its North Camp.
200 mph on a bike
learn to scubadive (never going to happen)
learn to play drums (had lessons but give up)
win lottery
crack
custard
21-07-08, 11:17 AM
thing to do just before you die.
say, "the treasure is buried"
Jayneflakes
21-07-08, 11:19 AM
So the next question is ...
WTF are you going to do to make sure your 5 things happen/get done before you die!! ;)
1, Pass my bike test and ride around Europe.
2, Climb a big Mountain with my friend Will and celebrate at the top.
3, Travel a lot and see the world.
4, Grow old and watch my Step son grow up.
5, Marry my one true love.
I am only young (mid thirties) so have plenty of time really, so I can make sure that I get it right when I do it.
As for my bike test, this is proving difficult. Carol thinks that I need to work my skills on a 125 for a little while because I lost my confidence when I had my accident. So we went and had a look at a friends 125 that I could have used if we could fix it. It was a rusting wreck, non runner with so much wrong and all due to neglect. So we are are back where we started. I have a gorgeous SV I can't ride and a wild urge to get out there and play.
Is it really so wrong to ride a big bike with no insurance, license or skill? :(
I just want to play and ride my bike...
I also need a job so I can pay for more lessons, pay for a 125 and pay for insurance. Anyone know of any jobs going?
- Ride an RC30. They say you should never meet your idols...
In this case they are wrong - probably one of the best bikes I have ever had the pleasure of riding. Having said that, 2 weeks later I rode a Honda NR750 and was very disappointed; it didn't feel much different to the VFR750FK I'd owned until 6 months prior to taking the RC30 out.
Iansv II
21-07-08, 12:14 PM
1. Wake up (done)
2. Get to work (done)
3. Have lunch (done)
4. Ride home (should be done later)
5. Go to bed (should be done later)
Flamin_Squirrel
21-07-08, 12:23 PM
1. Wake up (done)
2. Get to work (done)
3. Have lunch (done)
4. Ride home (should be done later)
5. Go to bed (should be done later)
Always refreshing to see such ambition. Good good:D
Alpinestarhero
21-07-08, 12:24 PM
In this case they are wrong - probably one of the best bikes I have ever had the pleasure of riding. Having said that, 2 weeks later I rode a Honda NR750 and was very disappointed; it didn't feel much different to the VFR750FK I'd owned until 6 months prior to taking the RC30 out.
Your supposed to say "Your right matt, don;t get one, save your money and spend it on something more modern and better, RC30's were good but now cack"
I have this lovely dream of finding an RC30 owned by someone who cannot afford to take care of it, and can't do the work themselves, and I buy the bike and rescue it and get it back on the roa din perfect working order
timwilky
21-07-08, 01:58 PM
cop off a with a 20 yr old nympho.
find out who shot Kennedy.
Declare France/Wales illegal entities and shut them down.
get me knee down.
drive a JCB through every speed camera in Lancashire
i used to work near there..
http://www.northcampvillage.co.uk/
and its North Camp.
No i mean here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Cape,_Norway
With my last breath I shall weeze, "I hid the Nazi gold in the..."
thing to do just before you die.
say, "the treasure is buried"
Dam, didn't see that one...
neillfergie
21-07-08, 04:16 PM
do a lap of the top gear test track to see how useless those celebs really are.
do the bull run in Pamplona
swim the channel
fight a kangaroo
eat one of every type of animal
Filipe M.
21-07-08, 04:23 PM
eat one of every type of animal
good luck with the whale, better start now or you'll never finish it...
Jayneflakes
21-07-08, 10:11 PM
fight a kangaroo
eat one of every type of animal
You monster!
How could you eat one of these?
http://www.kidsbiology.com/library/image.php?src=/images/repository/Zaglossusbruijni1155932824.jpg&width=300&height=400
:smt005
carnivore
21-07-08, 10:26 PM
1) Make dizzy blonde happy. (should take a lifetime)
2) Get caught on a speed camera doing 160mph. (on a C90)
3) Do mach 2 in an english electric lightning.
4) Find a job which doesn't bore me to tears.
5) Build a replica tiger tank and invade poland. (okay thats two things):p
BanannaMan
22-07-08, 03:42 AM
Believe that Jesus is Lord, son of God, who paid for your sins with his death and get saved...
http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/files/bek150.gif I'm with you mate!!!
Tis the # 1 most important thing to do before you die.
Being an old geezer I've done most of the rest I wanted to do.
I've always been blessed with many, many different adventures.
Experianced a lot of things in a lot of places.
Way too much to talk about.
Still a few I have left to do....
1. Ride the Alps (on a sport bike)
2. Get a Gold Wing....
And that new for 08, voice activated GPS looks mighty tempting.
3. Er....Win the lottery???:smt102
timwilky
22-07-08, 07:59 AM
1) Make dizzy blonde happy. (should take a lifetime)
2) Get caught on a speed camera doing 160mph. (on a C90)
3) Do mach 2 in an english electric lightning.
4) Find a job which doesn't bore me to tears.
5) Build a replica tiger tank and invade poland. (okay thats two things):p
Whilst 1) is impossible, the rest is achievable with a bit of brass.
Start with a visit to thunder city where they are still flying lightnings.
(http://www.incredible-adventures.com/capetown_thunder_city.html)
I used to regularly work behind Warton when they would take off on test flights. I think they used to try to start lifting the undercarriage before it had left the ground. I heard on story, most likely an urban legend that at the point when a pilot decided to turn vertical and hit the afterburners his tail hit the ground.
When they cleared the fence full blast, it was a wondrous sight and sound.
9) get more than one member (fnarr) inducted to my cult
How could you eat one of these?
http://www.kidsbiology.com/library/image.php?src=/images/repository/Zaglossusbruijni1155932824.jpg&width=300&height=400
:smt005Carefully :lol:
tinpants
22-07-08, 08:27 AM
Carefully :lol:
And with a few chips and some tomato ketchup.
timwilky
22-07-08, 08:28 AM
You monster!
How would you eat one of these?
http://www.kidsbiology.com/library/image.php?src=/images/repository/Zaglossusbruijni1155932824.jpg&width=300&height=400
:smt005
Start by enclosing in mud and baking in hot embers. when you snap it open all the spikes go with the mud, leaving you with a bit of meat
cop off a with a 20 yr old nympho.
Been there done that 2 years ago - I was 44. Prior to that I think I was 22 when I last copped off with a 20 yr old.
get me knee down.
Been there done that in 1984 on an AR125, and on almost every bike since.
Jayneflakes
22-07-08, 09:16 AM
Start by enclosing in mud and baking in hot embers. when you snap it open all the spikes go with the mud, leaving you with a bit of meat
OK, so that is technically how you eat one, but just look at it... It is so cute, it's pointy little nose....
Ah now I see, you want to eat it because it is a pointy! :cry:
timwilky
22-07-08, 09:37 AM
OK, so that is technically how you eat one, but just look at it... It is so cute, it's pointy little nose....
Ah now I see, you want to eat it because it is a pointy! :cry:
We have a few in my garden. Whilst Jasper wants to eat them, we leave out saucers of milk with a bit of bread, when the security lights turn on we then go to check they are OK. Started with one regular visitor and now there are 6.
I don't mind the hedgehogs as they keep down the slugs etc. But them damm tree rats. Which idiot brought them out of the states. At least they do eat them out there
Flamin_Squirrel
22-07-08, 09:38 AM
But them damm tree rats. Which idiot brought them out of the states. At least they do eat them out there
How very dare you!
dizzyblonde
22-07-08, 09:53 AM
1) Make dizzy blonde happy. (should take a lifetime)
This one is has a particularly easy answer...... we move into a larger house TOGETHER...with a garage for 8 bikes! living apart for 4 years make DizzyB unhappy
2) Get caught on a speed camera doing 160mph. (on a C90)
I do hope this is whilst doing a giant moonie at said camera
3) Do mach 2 in an english electric lightning.
This can be arranged, down my stairs if you carry on being a naughty boy:smt067
4) Find a job which doesn't bore me to tears.
Can you find me one too.....
5) Build a replica tiger tank and invade poland. (okay thats two things):p
Erm can't you just invade chave central, and bulldoze it all, then tht way it creates a perfect senario for point number one:smt003
Here you go dear...HTH:eye:
Not necessarily in any order....
1) Ride Route 66 on a Harley
2) Go to an expensive restaurant and have lobster and the best champagne
3) Do one of them cruises in Alaska amongst the icebergs
4) Run a marathon
5) Ensure, as far as practicably possible, that my wife and I are happy til the end of our days
neillfergie
22-07-08, 03:13 PM
When i said i wanted to eat every type of animal i didn't mean the whole animal!:rolleyes:
still got plenty of time to work through them, just imagine if some random animal tasted ace!!!:nemo:
ps. imagine the person who first looked at a lobster and thought. . . you look well tasty! must have been as mad as a brush:smt101. . . or sturgeon eggs??? who thought caviar would taste good?:confused:
ps. imagine the person who first looked at a lobster and thought. . . you look well tasty! must have been as mad as a brush:smt101. . . or sturgeon eggs??? who thought caviar would taste good?:confused:
or the guy that decided to milk a cow
Jayneflakes
22-07-08, 03:57 PM
or the guy that decided to milk a cow
At least you hope that it was the Cow that very first time! :laughat:
neillfergie
22-07-08, 04:05 PM
makes you wonder sometimes.
"you can milk anything with nipples"
"can you milk me?" lol
gettin2dizzy
23-07-08, 08:23 AM
Believe that Jesus is Lord, son of God, who paid for your sins with his death and get saved before it is too late!
Are you trying to bait me? ..... :rolleyes:
*tries so so hard to resist*
Absolutely not Dizzy!
Jesus says, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me"
Tim in Belgium
24-07-08, 07:03 AM
Tim says, "I believe in the great spaghetti monster".
Jayneflakes
24-07-08, 10:10 AM
Tim says, "I believe in the great spaghetti monster".
Jayne joined the Church of Euthanasia, but it is not to every ones taste.
:smt104 (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/coefaq.html)
:smt061 + :smt061
ThEGr33k
24-07-08, 10:21 AM
Ride a Falco. he he he.
Try and be happy again.... foxy really really sad right now and can't snap out of it :(
1. Get to grips with that bloody snowboard before it kills me.
2. Convert my leaky garage to a workshop so I can fix the brakes on my bike, before I hit something.
3. Manage to remember that my 48 year old reflexes as not as fast as when I was 18; before I run over something.
4. Complete my research to visit and catalog every internet site containing naked ladies, before developing terminal carpel tunnel syndrome.
5. Reach retirement age without having to do any more work, at work.
6. Live long enough to terriorize my granddaughters' boyfriends.
7. Take part in a revolutionary trial of a new hair treatment and grow my hair back to its correct heavy rocker length (and colour).
8. Remind myself of how I used to be able to play a guitar.
9. Finish that damn book I've been writing for sixteen years
10. Complete my evil fiendish plan for world domination (cue evil laughter).
Try and be happy again.... foxy really really sad right now and can't snap out of it :(
I always find Elephant jokes help, or hardcore Pharmiaceuticals; both are freely available on the internet :)
I always find Elephant jokes help, or hardcore Pharmiaceuticals; both are freely available on the internet :)
Come on then tell a joke ;) and suggestions for hardcore pharmeceuticals?? ](*,):smt046
1.) Ride the "Death Road" in Bolivia (Done)
2.) Learn to play a musical instrument to a very high standard.
3.) See the wonders of the world, modern and ancient...
4.) Become a successful graphic designer
5.) Build a time machine and head back to see all the great musical events from the sixties and seventies. :smt025:smt035
DanAbnormal
27-07-08, 10:03 AM
Hmm, good thread:
1. Ride to Red Square in Moscow.
2. Base Jump (although not si sure about this, the older I get the less inclined I am to do it).
3. Own a Ducati
4. Drive a racecar (any race prepped car will do)
5. Have some kids.
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