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Grinch
21-07-08, 02:03 PM
Yep thats me, this weekend I shall be home alone... well not completely, the cat and fish are still there, but still on my tod.

Now I could just work on the bike and play xbox all weekend, but I figured I could do more. So who would like to pop over and say hi, I still plan on workign on the bike but some company would be nice. I can supply tea, coffee, cola, water (tap), squash, biscuits and maybe even a bit of cake. Now it would be nothing like the spread the Jax puts on, cus I'm a simple man. Then if you like we could even jump on the bikes and I can give you a little tour of Portsmouth, Cosham, Fareham, Havant, Hayling and maybe even Gosport.

stewie
21-07-08, 02:15 PM
What sort of cake are we talking about here ?

Grinch
21-07-08, 02:18 PM
I might be able to manage requests... what do you prefer?

stewie
21-07-08, 02:22 PM
Well, Im working sat night, so to do a 600 mile round trip.. I would have to be looking at a nice battenberg tbh, but the pink one not that common yellow rubbish obviuosly :D

Alpinestarhero
21-07-08, 02:34 PM
well grinch, if you do decide the xbox is a better idea, and you have GTA IV or bad company or project gotham racing 4, then i'm on xbox live under "alpinestarhero". Feel free to add me

I'd come along and say hello, but after thursday I wont have my bike for at least 2 and a half weeks......

Grinch
21-07-08, 02:38 PM
well grinch, if you do decide the xbox is a better idea, and you have GTA IV or bad company or project gotham racing 4, then i'm on xbox live under "alpinestarhero". Feel free to add me

I'd come along and say hello, but after thursday I wont have my bike for at least 2 and a half weeks......

Whys that? Oh and no I don't have any of those, I hate paying the 'new' xbox game prices so tend to wait till I can get them cheaper, or second hand.

Maybe steal it off the little brother.

Grinch
21-07-08, 02:39 PM
Well, Im working sat night, so to do a 600 mile round trip.. I would have to be looking at a nice battenberg tbh, but the pink one not that common yellow rubbish obviuosly :D

Lol, well of course...

Alpinestarhero
21-07-08, 03:06 PM
Whys that? Oh and no I don't have any of those, I hate paying the 'new' xbox game prices so tend to wait till I can get them cheaper, or second hand.

Maybe steal it off the little brother.

You might be able to get PGR 4 cheap second hand, its been out a while so i think its kinda dwindled in poularity and hence price?

Bike going home while me and maria go to greece, I dont wanna leave it outside without me to check its still there every morning while we're away...so its gonna go keep my dads GSXR company, and tell the GSXR tales of riding bravery the GSXR could only wish for

Grinch
21-07-08, 03:16 PM
Well have a nice trip and I might keep a look out for PGR4.

Blue_SV650S
21-07-08, 05:17 PM
... I can supply tea, coffee, cola, water (tap), squash, biscuits and maybe even a bit of cake. Now it would be nothing like the spread the Jax puts on, cus I'm a simple man.

Ok, well feck that then, I'll come round when Jax is back!! :smt045

:D

Grinch
22-07-08, 08:55 AM
Ok, well feck that then, I'll come round when Jax is back!! :smt045

:D

Does everyone talk to me cus I'm me, or only cus I'm married to Jax and out of politeness?

Jayneflakes
22-07-08, 09:11 AM
Poor Grinch,

I am sure that both you and your wife are lovely.

However I am not allowed on the road yet by law, so although it would be great to go for a ride, I am afraid that I can't no matter how nice your cake and squash is.

Have a nice weekend though.

Don't forget though that there are many things you can do while Jax is away.
X-Box - :smt067
Music - :smt035
Stroke the cat - :cat:
archery - :smt063
Man's favourite - :toss:

Blue_SV650S
22-07-08, 10:32 AM
Does everyone talk to me cus I'm me, or only cus I'm married to Jax and out of politeness?


Well I have never met Jax, but if she puts on a better spread, I'd be more interested in visiting when she is supplying the nibbles!! 8) (you slit your own throat there dude ;)).

Besides, I am not sure I fancy the idea of being all alone with you in a confined space with no adult supervision/policing :shock: ... :D

Bear
22-07-08, 10:39 AM
I might pop over on sunday, but I might be heading to the middle east somewhere for work. If I'm not dodging shells I'll try to come round for tea and man love... I mean cake...

Grinch
22-07-08, 10:44 AM
archery - :smt063


Ain't done that since college, but I need the equipment first.

Besides, I am not sure I fancy the idea of being all alone with you in a confined space with no adult supervision/policing :shock: ... :D Awh spoil sport.

I might pop over on sunday, but I might be heading to the middle east somewhere for work. If I'm not dodging shells I'll try to come round for tea and man love... I mean cake...

Shells! That's a bit extream...

Grinch
23-07-08, 12:05 PM
So it looks like it might just be me and bear... Where is that video camera again...

ooger
23-07-08, 12:21 PM
I'm at a big gay wedding on Saturday, so that's out of the question, but I'm free Sunday (so far).

Coincidentally.....

I'm due a 4000 mile service, and am considering DIY'ing it for the first time (ever , with respect to bike maintenance)....

Whats the chance of some "help" in that respect, if I bring an oil filer, some oil and.........

http://www.cakebaker.co.uk/images/5038.jpg

some CARROT CAKE!

hovis
23-07-08, 12:24 PM
i too will wait till jax is back............. as i have heard about her spreads

Grinch
23-07-08, 12:32 PM
I'm at a big gay wedding on Saturday, so that's out of the question, but I'm free Sunday (so far).

Coincidentally.....

I'm due a 4000 mile service, and am considering DIY'ing it for the first time (ever , with respect to bike maintenance)....

Whats the chance of some "help" in that respect, if I bring an oil filer, some oil and.........

http://www.cakebaker.co.uk/images/5038.jpg

some CARROT CAKE!

I'm more then happy to help, I even have a big oil catcher you can put your old stuff in. Its easy to do, though I don't have a oil filter wrench, I normally shove a screw driver through it which can be messy. Pick one up if you want, also do you have a belly pan?

i too will wait till jax is back............. as i have heard about her spreads

Yep, it does seem her special spreads are favoured.

ooger
23-07-08, 02:14 PM
I'm more then happy to help, I even have a big oil catcher you can put your old stuff in. Its easy to do, though I don't have a oil filter wrench, I normally shove a screw driver through it which can be messy. Pick one up if you want, also do you have a belly pan?



This is a fantastic offer, however now my odds of Sunday tea and cake eating have quickly diminished

Damned house buying/selling.


Sorry Mr Grinchster, its going to have to be another time :(

EDIT - PS - no, I have fairing lowers. How does it make a difference with relation to an oil change?

Alpinestarhero
23-07-08, 02:16 PM
EDIT - PS - no, I have fairing lowers. How does it make a difference with relation to an oil change?

Might wanna take them off, to make access easier. Or possible at all; I cant rembmer if fairing lowers wrap right around at the bottom?

ooger
23-07-08, 02:18 PM
Might wanna take them off, to make access easier. Or possible at all; I cant rembmer if fairing lowers wrap right around at the bottom?

Thought that was why, they do wrap around at the bottom, thats where they bolt together.

I've not had them off at all yet, so t'will be another learning experience.



In terms of changing the filter with them on.....no way. Even with Barbie-size hands and tools I can't see that happening

Grinch
23-07-08, 02:20 PM
Just means I bit more time to take them off to do the oil change thats all.

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 02:33 PM
I got Suzuki lowers on my Blue_ bike, you don't need to take them off to do a oil and filter change ... they are not joined underneath (i.e. a complete belly pan), so access to the drain plug is fine and you can get in the front to the oil filter fine too.

You really are simply generating work for yourself by taking them off ;)

ooger
23-07-08, 02:37 PM
I got Suzuki lowers on my Blue_ bike, you don't need to take them off to do a oil and filter change ... they are not joined underneath (i.e. a complete belly pan), so access to the drain plug is fine and you can get in the front to the oil filter fine too.

You really are simply generating work for yourself by taking them off ;)

Thanks


You've alienated me by making me sound like I have massive hands and tools.



(But thanks anyway, I'll try leaving them on.)

Grinch
23-07-08, 02:42 PM
Cool never done the lowers before myself, only belly pans, though I'd just be there to assist and supply tools, lol.

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 02:46 PM
Thanks


You've alienated me by making me sound like I have massive hands and tools.



(But thanks anyway, I'll try leaving them on.)

If they are stock Suzi curvy lowers, its not a problem ... I am not exactly a 'delicate flower' when it comes to hands!! :D ... so its no problem even if you are man-size!! 8)

ooger
23-07-08, 02:48 PM
If they are stock Suzi curvy lowers, its not a problem ... I am not exactly a 'delicate flower' when it comes to hands!! :D ... so its no problem even if you are man-size!! 8)

Ahar.

Yes, stock. No, pointy.

Scoobs
23-07-08, 02:51 PM
You've alienated me by making me sound like I have massive hands and tools.

I have a massive tool if that helps...?

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 02:58 PM
Ahar.

Yes, stock. No, pointy.

I should have read your sig shouldn't I, it says K7!! :D

I indeed have no idea about access on a pointy :oops: ... but I'd be surprised if you don't have any access ... take a pic :)

ooger
23-07-08, 02:58 PM
I have a massive tool if that helps...?

I have matching massive hands.


Do you want to continue this conversation?

Grinch
23-07-08, 03:00 PM
I have a massive tool if that helps...?

I've been disapointed by your so called massive tool before.

ooger
23-07-08, 03:00 PM
I should have read your sig shouldn't I, it says K7!! :D

I indeed have no idea about access on a pointy :oops: ... but I'd be surprised if you don't have any access ... take a pic :)

No problem, sigs are boring usually anyway.

I'll get a few pics when I can next.

Grinch
23-07-08, 03:31 PM
Well I can off you help another time, so just let me know. PJ and Jax might be there that time too.

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 04:22 PM
I might pop round ~16:30 on Sunday ... by that point all the hard work will be done and I can just eat the leftover cake!! :D

Grinch
23-07-08, 04:30 PM
He's not coming now... some silly excuse about moving or something.

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 04:34 PM
He's not coming now... some silly excuse about moving or something.

He prolly just needed to order up a new HD chain for his chastity belt before agreeing to spend an unsupervised afternoon alone with you and the bear!! :D

Grinch
23-07-08, 04:57 PM
I'm sure we can pick any lock that we might come across.

Blue_SV650S
23-07-08, 04:59 PM
I'm sure we can pick any lock that we might come across.


Its all just considered foreplay to you pair isn't it!! :D

Grinch
23-07-08, 05:00 PM
Have you looked at bears sig???

If I molest you, please struggle. I like it when you struggle. If you go limp, so do I...