BMW Caption Comp

[wyrdness]

I found this parked next to me at work today. It brought back memories, as I had one of these armoured cars for my action men back in the 70's.

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg54/ipfoot/BMW_TANK.jpg

So Org, your suggestions for captions and top-box jokes please.

Also, kudos to Mr BMW Rider for blocking the drivers door of the car parked in the bike bay.

[Neeja]

BMW's new reserve tank was going down a storm with the style-conscious rider.

[scottjames]

Q has given Bond an extra special weapon this time. :)

[wyrdness]

Ewan McGregor needed somewhere to store his prized collection of Black Hawk Down action figures during his next round the world trip.

or

Inspired by his trip to Kazakhstan, Dirk Kinvig decided to market his own range of BMW touring accessories.

[Frank]

ok whose put the tank bag in the wrong place

[Razor]

Action Man ferret armoured car, complete with BMW bike and sad, bearded old geezer! In shops now!

[dirtsk8]

If I normally get 150 miles one one tank, how much do you think I'll get now?

[northwind]

Despite the march of german technology, Herr Gruber still couldn't say goodbye to his little tank.

[Biker Biggles]

I said PANNIERS not Panzers.

[Mr Toad]

2 fish in a tank

First fish turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you fire the gun"