View Full Version : Weird woman / wife issues?
gerbrox
14-08-08, 09:13 AM
My wife the other day told me that she can't go down a escalator if she has to hold on to the railing with her left hand, she mentioned something about vertigo!!!
Also she has to sleep on the door side of our bed, so that if I crock it in my sleep she doen't have to crawl over me to getout!!!!
Is there anyone else who knows something like this and or suffers like this
Should I trade her in for a newer younger model?:stupid:
........ and that's why you love her ;)
Should I trade her in for a newer younger model?:stupid:
Hell No
the're all like that
Steve_God
14-08-08, 09:40 AM
the're all like that
It's true... The grass in no greener on the other side...
They're equally as odd (they call it cute) but just in different ways :D
Biker Biggles
14-08-08, 09:46 AM
Younger model will be no less quirky.Italians call this "character"and while some of the original problems may have been ironed out they still require regular servicing,and like shiny bits to be bought and attached.Theres no escape.
Mr Speirs
14-08-08, 10:09 AM
Has she always these issues or has she just started making them up?
My girlfriend tell me she wants to sleep near the door one night then the next night she'll want to be near the wall. She also has a overwheminly irrational fear that chicken is never cooked. I have to destroy some perfectly cooked chicken fillets into tiny pieces and argue that the blatently white cooked chicken is not pink.
Apart from that shes great. :)
gerbrox
14-08-08, 10:19 AM
She probably has had these issues for a long time, occcassionaly filtering through, the bed thing I've always been aware of, maybe it's the tenth aniversary thingy, the chichen thing always gets me as well espeacialy at the bbq, the bbq is supposed to be a mans area but not for me and every thing is biought pre-cooked then heated up on the bbq.
No balls I guess.
Paul the 6th
14-08-08, 10:25 AM
Has she always these issues or has she just started making them up?
My girlfriend tell me she wants to sleep near the door one night then the next night she'll want to be near the wall. She also has a overwheminly irrational fear that chicken is never cooked. I have to destroy some perfectly cooked chicken fillets into tiny pieces and argue that the blatently white cooked chicken is not pink.
Apart from that shes great. :)
Absolutely same here. SHe freaks out about chicken and most meats...
She's also a bit ocd about being clean, so a fly covered helmet at the end of a track session or oily hands from the garage have to be dealt with within seconds of entering the house.
Vernas the same about chicken and anything that its touched or touched it!
Id run out of room listing vernas 'Cuteness'
phil24_7
14-08-08, 10:58 AM
Same here Viney, Kate's cuteness list is infinite!!
get a greek version of said model :) much more obedient
Jayneflakes
14-08-08, 12:12 PM
get a greek version of said model :) much more obedient
There is always this option (http://www.russianwoman.ca/)...!
:smt060
phil24_7
14-08-08, 12:45 PM
Can't afford that option, this ones expensive enough!!
get a greek version of said model :) much more obedient
They are bad enough without going on and on and on about...
Falco's
Ceri JC
14-08-08, 01:19 PM
"They all do that, Sir."
I have no complaints from the model I've got :) works well and even buys me bike related presents :D
gerbrox
14-08-08, 01:58 PM
Does your model have a sister then.
phil24_7
14-08-08, 03:15 PM
Pmsl!
Does your model have a sister then.
Pmsl!
yes married with baggage and completely the opposite!! u'd need a very fat wallet to run that model LOL
Paul the 6th
14-08-08, 06:48 PM
book a test drive? (steady)
book a test drive? (steady)
lol
My model has a built in inverter, so I'm never lying when she asks, "does this dress make me look fat?" and I answer, "no".
My ex's biggest fear was c@#pping her self when she died! How random!
Also she has to sleep on the door side of our bed, so that if I crock it in my sleep she doen't have to crawl over me to getout!!!!
Mines the otherway - sleeps offside of the door so that if we get attacked i get it hit first :smt021
phil24_7
14-08-08, 09:42 PM
+1 Tuono, though if you really want her to freak then ask her what happens when the burglar/monster (whatever scares her more) comes in through the window?!?!
454697819
14-08-08, 11:30 PM
Younger model will be no less quirky.Italians call this "character"and while some of the original problems may have been ironed out they still require regular servicing,and like shiny bits to be bought and attached.Theres no escape.
well thats me fecked.. 2 italian bikes, and a fiance.. .... my bad i guess..
Paul the 6th
14-08-08, 11:43 PM
update: my missus also has the escalator thing
"I'm scared in case I get my foot stuck" ??? :rolleyes:
Jackie_Black
15-08-08, 12:24 AM
My lass has a phobia of jewelery and so when we got engaged she bought me bike presents...:D
BanannaMan
15-08-08, 01:27 AM
Mines the otherway - sleeps offside of the door so that if we get attacked i get it hit first :smt021
Mine is like that when we travel....but HAS to sleep on the other side at home.???:scratch:
Of course I have the final say in any argument at our house.
I say... "Yes Dear". (usually several times)
BanannaMan
15-08-08, 01:36 AM
My lass has a phobia of jewelery and so when we got engaged she bought me bike presents...:D
You should dump this girl immediately....and PM me her phone #.
Pics would be nice as well.
:wink:
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