Just for Phil

[Kate Moss]

Especially for you dear to have a rant in - that way you wont take it out on me and hopefully none of the orgers.


Continue....

[phil24_7]

Your all spaz's!!!!

[Kate Moss]

Is that it? you can do better than that surely!

[phil24_7]

Probably could but I'm dealing with attacks on all threads so need to avoid focusing all my efforts on one thread!

[joshmac]

Probably could but I'm dealing with attacks on all threads so need to avoid focusing all my efforts on one thread!
That wouldn't be on your 'What to Watch' thread would it? :p

[phil24_7]

In ALL my threads that I started yesterday, gonna try and sneek in under the radar on one of the other forums rather than idle banter!!

[Kate Moss]

I love you phil xxx

[anna]

we are keeping an eye on you ;)

[Kate Moss]

we are keeping an eye on you ;)



what for?!

[joshmac]

In ALL my threads that I started yesterday, gonna try and sneek in under the radar on one of the other forums rather than idle banter!!
Haha. Good luck with that mate :D
You might need some sort of disguise :smt028 or :spiderman:

I won't tell (No, no of coouurrrrrrsssse not :-dd)

[phil24_7]

To make sure I don't cause any trouble!!

[joshmac]

what for?!
Posting in the wrong section maybe?
Kate sounds like you've got competition :p

[phil24_7]

I already have a plan!

[Kate Moss]

To make sure I don't cause any trouble!!


you must be in a disguise - didn't see you lurking x

[joshmac]

you must be in a disguise - didn't see you lurking x
I'll take the credit for that one ta ;):lol:

[joshmac]

I already have a plan!
.....

[Kate Moss]

Baby my flowers haven't arrived?????

[phil24_7]

Now stop turning this thread into megathread material!

[anna]

to make sure he doesnt cause any trouble.....

I already have a plan!

...too late:rolleyes:

[phil24_7]

Sorry, the florist burnt down again!!

[Kate Moss]

Sorry, the florist burnt down again!!



aww man, they are so unlucky - maybe you should try using a different one??!!!

[joshmac]

Now stop turning this thread into megathread material!
Who?... Me? :-dd
Not another one of your threads being spammed is it?

[phil24_7]

Nobody wants my custom cuz as soon as I walk through their door, they're destined to burn down!!

[phil24_7]

Who?... Me? :-dd
Not another one of your threads being spammed is it?

Yup, spam ed!

[joshmac]

aww man, they are so unlucky - maybe you should try using a different one??!!!
Phil I was going to say that was one of the worst excuses I've ever heard, but if it works for Kate, hats off to ya' ;)

[joshmac]

Yup, spam ed!
No, I'm Josh.....no Eds here :)

[Filipe M.]

aww man, they are so unlucky - maybe you should try using a diamond ring??!!!

That's more like it

[joshmac]

That's more like it
:lol:

[Kate Moss]

you had your afternoon meds?

[phil24_7]

Nope, will do now!

[Grinch]

I just can't understand some of the rubbish that you come up with... you sure your not ghey. ;-)

[anna]

That's more like it


those in glass houses........

[Filipe M.]

those in glass houses........

...... should have dark curtains?

[Kate Moss]

*dont forget to ring Eddie, vodaphone & Bank manager*

[Grinch]

Yep, get to it slacker.

[Spiderman]

I already have a plan!

Is it a cunning one Baldrick?

[Grinch]

Is it a cunning one Baldrick?

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University

[Kate Moss]

He is feeling slightly better today, Managed to get his own soup! Felt sick but he managed it. so fingers crossed he is on the mend.
I am abandoning him tonight and heading out for a beer or two so if anyone wants to pop in on him im sure he will appreciate it!!!

[phil24_7]

*dont forget to ring Eddie, vodaphone & Bank manager*

Done the first two!

Yep, get to it slacker.

Yes sir!

Is it a cunning one Baldrick?

As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University

Indeed, it is extremely cunning!

He is feeling slightly better today, Managed to get his own soup! Felt sick but he managed it. so fingers crossed he is on the mend.
I am abandoning him tonight and heading out for a beer or two so if anyone wants to pop in on him im sure he will appreciate it!!!

Help me, I need a bed bath!

[Kate Moss]

Done the first two!



Yes sir!





Indeed, it is extremely cunning!



Help me, I need a bed bath!



Grinch, he is talking to you!!

[Grinch]

Help me, I need a bed bath!

On my way darlin...

[phil24_7]

Woo hoo, score!!

[Kate Moss]

what about me?

[Grinch]

You need a bath too? Your all very dirty in that house.

[Kate Moss]

You need a bath too? Your all very dirty in that house.


don't need one...just thought if you were offering!!!

[Grinch]

don't need one...just thought if you were offering!!!

I'm more then happy to help, best stop before I get in trouble.

[Kate Moss]

I'm more then happy to help, best stop before I get in trouble.


what's he gunna do about it!!!! lol


Im gunna be good now, he will kick my **** when he is better else! Although I am still yet to kick his for him not coming home on the night of the stag do!!!

[Grinch]

Anyone else want there back scrubbed?

[phil24_7]

:smt039Coowee! Back, sack and crack here please bud!:smt039

[joshmac]

Anyone else want there back scrubbed?
Sure why not ;) That is if you'd be willing to fly to portugal :cool:

[Grinch]

:smt039Coowee! Back, sack and crack here please bud!:smt039

BACK... BACK... ewwwwh.

[Filipe M.]

Sure why not ;) That is if you'd be willing to fly to portugal :cool:

And whereabouts in Portugal are you? We could get him to fly over and split the costs :lol:

[joshmac]

And whereabouts in Portugal are you? We could get him to fly over and split the costs :lol:
Carvoeiro, near-ish Praia da Rocha :D:rave:

[Xan173]

REWIND A SEC!

Why post on a public forum a message that's just for one person????


Is it me?

[phil24_7]

Not a message for one person, more a place where one person could come and rant without fear of reprisal!!! ;-)

[Xan173]

Not a message for one person, more a place where one person could come and rant without fear of reprisal!!! ;-)

You grumpy old man you.

[phil24_7]

Who, me? :smt102:rolleyes:

[joshmac]

Who, me? :smt102:rolleyes:
Yes!! (you grumpy, old git) :p;)

*runs very fast, but then stops after realising that big Phil can't give chase at the moment without feeling sick* :puker::lol:

[joshmac]

..... a place where one person could come and rant without fear of reprisal!!! ;-)
Well that worked didn't it! :rolleyes:

[BanannaMan]

*dont forget to ring Eddie, vodaphone & Bank manager*





Am I the only person to notice???

(Sorry...I just can't help it):smt102

She said RING!!!! http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/lol.gif

http://diamonds.blogs.com/photos/rings/asscher_cut_100_tiffany2.JPG

[joshmac]

Am I the only person to notice???

(Sorry...I just can't help it):smt102

She said RING!!!! http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/lol.gif

http://diamonds.blogs.com/photos/rings/asscher_cut_100_tiffany2.JPG
:smt043

[Baph]

:laughat:those in glass houses........

Now that made me chuckle.

[Kate Moss]

Am I the only person to notice???

(Sorry...I just can't help it):smt102

She said RING!!!! http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/lol.gif

http://diamonds.blogs.com/photos/rings/asscher_cut_100_tiffany2.JPG


mmm sparkly!!!

[BanannaMan]

mmm sparkly!!!


How much more of a hint could a lad possibly need???
Go ahead and buy the ring already.:rolleyes:




Being seperated by a vast ocean may be a good thing after Phil has seen the last few posts....:smt039



However on the other hand.... if I were there...he might well be up and on the move again...;)

[phil24_7]

Have seen all the posts and I refuse to bite.

I'm happy as I am and so is Kate, in fact, I'll buy you a ticket so there isn't a vast ocean between us and we can see if I'll be on the move! :rolleyes:

Hope to see you soon, Phil;):smt039

[BanannaMan]

:confused:
Hmmm...

I meant on the move as in chasing me with a stick. :smt075
Don't think you took it that way.

[BanannaMan]

Oh and....
Try and time that free ticket with a big rideout and me being well.
That would be nice. ;)


http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/justkidding.gif

[phil24_7]

Stop hitting me with a stick, I'm still not well!!!

The free ticket will be right when we have our wettest period....... Say, summer next year!!!

[joshmac]

How much more of a hint could a lad possibly need???
Go ahead and buy the ring already.:rolleyes:

+1 :p
What are you waiting for?!!?

Kate, I don't believe you can honestly say you would say no to a big sparkling ring from Phil.:smt102 ;)

That is all (for now at least)

[Kate Moss]

+1 :p
What are you waiting for?!!?

Kate, I don't believe you can honestly say you would say no to a big sparkling ring from Phil.:smt102 ;)

That is all(for now at least)


Im not sure what id say actually. Nothing would change if he did propose, except he would be poor!!!

[BernardBikerchick]

Your all spaz's!!!!



hee heeeeeee lol roflmfao:p

[joshmac]

Im not sure what id say actually. Nothing would change if he did propose, except he would be poor!!!
There's always one who will ruin all the fun :rolleyes: ;)

[monkey]

Well if Phil won't bite the bullet I will:

"Kate, I know we haven't known each other long, but will you marry me?"
;)

[Kate Moss]

Well if Phil won't bite the bullet I will:

"Kate, I know we haven't known each other long, but will you marry me?"
;)


pm'd!! ;)

[joshmac]

pm'd!! ;)
:lol:

[monkey]

For the price of a ride on my bike you're off the hook Phil!

Here comes the bride, dum dum dee dum.

;)

[Kate Moss]

For the price of a ride on my bike you're off the hook Phil!

Here comes the bride, dum dum dee dum.

;)


easily pleased you'l be happy to hear!

[monkey]

That's exactly what my Missus says.

:mad:

[phil24_7]

I heard you were premature!!!

[Kate Moss]

Dear Teriyakimonkey,

I'm afraid I am going to have to call off the engagement. I just can't ignore my true feelings and my one true love. I will wait till the end of time if I mist for my Phil. And besides - he is so damn good in bed!!!!

Hope we can still be friends

Kate

[Grinch]

Lol... has Phil logged in with your account again?

[Kate Moss]

No, it's all me baby!!!!

[Grinch]

You sure its not Phil, as that last comment was very 'Austin Powers'...

[hovis]

Dear Teriyakimonkey,

I mist for my Phil. And besides - he is so damn good in bed!!!!


Kate

agreed:p

[Kate Moss]

You sure its not Phil, as that last comment was very 'Austin Powers'...

just call me Felicity!

[phil24_7]

Cheers Hovie!!!

XxX

[phil24_7]

You sure your not Ivana?!?!?!?!

[Kate Moss]

You sure your not Ivana?!?!?!?!


no Ivana has huge boobies!!!

[Grinch]

Does she? Have we met... lol.

[Kate Moss]

http://a976.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00339/57/91/339371975_m.jpg

[Grinch]

Da, now I seezz da jokes.

[Kate Moss]

mine are just as big!!!!

[Grinch]

I'll take Phil's word for that, don't want to get in trouble.

[joshmac]

mine are just as big!!!!
:rolleyes:

[Kate Moss]

well they are in my dreams!!!

[joshmac]

well they are in my dreams!!!
Oh so they're not in reality?

:smt039

[Kate Moss]

Oh so they're not in reality?

:smt039


nope!!

[monkey]

I dreamed one night that I was granted a wish by a Genie. I wished for a slight size increase so it was so big it dragged on the floor. With that the wish was granted and in a puff of smoke my legs fell off! Glad I woke up. He he.

Don't worry about hurting my little monkey feelings Kate. I've since been proposed to by the real Kate Moss.
:)

[joshmac]

Don't worry about hurting my little monkey feelings Kate. I've since been proposed to by the real Kate Moss.
:)
:lol: not this impostor

Did you still have no legs at this point?

[Kate Moss]

I dreamed one night that I was granted a wish by a Genie. I wished for a slight size increase so it was so big it dragged on the floor. With that the wish was granted and in a puff of smoke my legs fell off! Glad I woke up. He he.

Don't worry about hurting my little monkey feelings Kate. I've since been proposed to by the real Kate Moss.
:)



So il be checking you into my rehab any day now then! Il get you a ground floor room as the stairs will be hard to manage with no legs!