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gettin2dizzy
17-08-08, 02:05 PM
Would it be wrong for me to run outside and closeline the little sh*t who's been hurtling around the block on a minimoto for the past hour?

I'm thinking hide behind a car, and then....booom! knock him off .... then disappear again before he's on his feet again.
Biker_Billy
17-08-08, 02:12 PM
I'm not an expert, or condoning your proposed behaviour, but could I suggest another method?

how about throwing broomhandles and see if you can get one to go through his front wheel? - Assuming he has spoked and not solid wheels....if not, ignore me...
Camel
17-08-08, 02:12 PM
Hmmmmm. Define "wrong".
gettin2dizzy
17-08-08, 02:21 PM
I just wish I had a paintball gun. I'd use it for the commute too
Lozzo
17-08-08, 02:26 PM
Move to a less pikey area
gettin2dizzy
17-08-08, 02:28 PM
Move to a less pikey area
Are there any of them left?!
Stingo
17-08-08, 02:32 PM
It's only wrong if you are caught...then you must hang your head in shame and take what's coming...


...however, if you are not caught, it (whatever 'it' is) will be one of the funniest things ever. And I for one will laugh at your apparent innocence.:smt039
gettin2dizzy
17-08-08, 02:49 PM
It's only wrong if you are caught...then you must hang your head in shame and take what's coming...


...however, if you are not caught, it (whatever 'it' is) will be one of the funniest things ever. And I for one will laugh at your apparent innocence.:smt039
If I had a video camera... it would have been on youtube already..
stephen365
17-08-08, 02:55 PM
Remove a rooftile and set up a snipers nest with the paintball gun.
If this doesn't work, try a Barrett .50 cal instead (try Youtube for examples) - that will definitely sort it! I'm no lawyer, but the second option is certainly outside the bounds of the current legal framework - i.e. you'll get bird if caught!
:smt071
gettin2dizzy
17-08-08, 03:08 PM
I was going to put a brick down on the corner they hurtle around. But I couldn't bear the idea of a biker coming around and hitting it. They'll get hit by a car in a bit anyway.!
Rhiwbina_Squirrel
17-08-08, 03:19 PM
Whatever happens, can you put it on youtube and send us the link please?

Alex
Biker_Billy
17-08-08, 03:46 PM
Send the footage to 'The Worlds Greatest Show' - and get 250 quid!