Choose you government

[Viney]

heres a good political thread...with a twist. If you where PM, who would your cabinet be?

Rules. No one sensible. They must be from the likes of TV or film, or characters played by stars. The positions are below.

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Home Secretary
Health Secretary
Culture Secretary
Chancellor of the Exchequer
Justice Secretary
Work and Pensions
Schools and children
Defence Secretary
Environment Secretary
Business and Enterprise
Commons Leader
Transport Secretary
Northern Ireland Secretary:
Innovation and Universities:
Olympics and London:
Children and Youth Justice:

[the_lone_wolf]

Choose you government
and that's why democracy doesn't work...;)

[Mr Speirs]

Home Secretary: Ross Kemp
Health Secretary: Jimmy Savvle
Culture Secretary: Bruce Forsythe
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Wendy Richard
Justice Secretary: Ray Winstone
Work and Pensions: Kerry Katona
Schools and children: Fearne Cotton
Defence Secretary: Arnold Schwazenegger
Environment Secretary: Captain Planet
Business and Enterprise: Ian Beale
Commons Leader: The Queen
Transport Secretary: Jay Kay
Northern Ireland Secretary: Johnny Vegas
Innovation and Universities: Alexa Chung
Olympics and London: Banana Man
Children and Youth Justice: Lady Sovreign 'Ya Get Me'

[Ceri JC]

Home Secretary: Vendetta (from V for Vendetta)
Health Secretary: Dakota (the euthanasia-loving nurse from Planet Terror)
Culture Secretary: Hannibal Lector (He might be a maniac, but so are a lot of MPs, at least he'd know about/be interested in the area he was in charge of)
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Scrooge McDuck (least likely to p*** our money up the wall the way the current lot do)
Justice Secretary: Frank Castle (AKA the Punisher)
Work and Pensions: Alan Sugar
Schools and children: Cruella De Vil
Defence Secretary: Captain Mainwaring
Environment Secretary: Jack Bauer
Business and Enterprise: Bruce Wayne (successful in business, but with a human side to him)
Commons Leader: Snake Plissken
Transport Secretary: Frankenstein from Death Race 2000
Northern Ireland Secretary: Alex Mahone (FBI agent from Prison Break)
Innovation and Universities: Doctor Emmett Brown
Olympics and London: Just cancel the whole bloody waste of money.
Children and Youth Justice: Judge Judy (she knows what the little blighters need- she used to be a child's court judge)

[Alpinestarhero]

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Home Secretary Gordon whats-his-face-TV chef --> Ramsey!
Health Secretary Dr Elliot Hope from Holby City
Culture Secretary Jeremy Paxman
Chancellor of the Exchequer Tom Cruise
Justice Secretary Judge Dredd
Work and Pensions The Rolling Stones
Schools and children Arnold Shwarznegger
Defence Secretary Bruce Willis as John McLane
Environment Secretary Alan Titchmarsh
Business and Enterprise All the Dragon's from dragons den
Commons Leader Kerry Katona (she's common enough, right?)
Transport Secretary Richard Hammond
Northern Ireland Secretary: Westlife
Innovation and Universities: Carol Vordorman
Olympics and London: Gunnary Seargent Hartman (Full Metal Jacket
Children and Youth Justice: Judge Dredd Jr


Do I win?

[SoulKiss]

heres a good political thread...with a twist. If you where PM, who would your cabinet be?

Rules. No one sensible. They must be from the likes of TV or film, or characters played by stars. The positions are below.

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Home Secretary - Sid Squid
Health Secretary - Cazza
Culture Secretary - Bear
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Grinch
Justice Secretary - Viney
Work and Pensions - Ping
Schools and children - Messie
Defence Secretary - K
Environment Secretary - Viper
Business and Enterprise - Quiff Richard
Commons Leader - Jambo
Transport Secretary - Treacle
Northern Ireland Secretary: Stu
Innovation and Universities: - Alpinestarhero
Olympics and London: Fizzwheel
Children and Youth Justice: Big Ape


Ok so not TV Personalities, but who cares :)

[Alpinestarhero]

YES! I rule the Uni's! Down with wooly subjects!!!!

[dizzyblonde]

Home SecretaryDr Bunsen
Health Secretary: Beaker
Culture Secretary: Animal
Chancellor of the Exchequer: kermit
Justice Secretary: cookie monster
Work and Pensions: miss piggie
Schools and children:Swedish chef
Defence Secretary: Gonzo
Environment Secretary:
Business and Enterprise :Statler
Commons Leader : waldorf
Transport Secretary: big bird
Northern Ireland Secretary: The count Von count
Innovation and Universities: Dr Bob
Olympics and London: fozzie bear
Children and Youth Justice: Elmo

well, the governments full of muppets, so why not have some real ones;-)

[Filipe M.]

Home SecretaryDr Bunsen
Health Secretary: Beaker
Culture Secretary: Animal
Chancellor of the Exchequer: kermit
Justice Secretary: cookie monster
Work and Pensions: miss piggie
Schools and children:Swedish chef
Defence Secretary: Gonzo
Environment Secretary:
Business and Enterprise :Statler
Commons Leader : waldorf
Transport Secretary: big bird
Northern Ireland Secretary: The count Von count
Innovation and Universities: Dr Bob
Olympics and London: fozzie bear
Children and Youth Justice: Elmo

well, the governments full of muppets, so why not have some real ones;-)

:winner: :smt044

[dizzyblonde]

:winner: :smt044
:takeabow:

[custard]

one man

everyones vote

chuck norris

remember. he doesnt sleep. he waits....

[Supervox]

Home Secretary: The Terminator (original)
Health Secretary: Shane McGowan
Culture Secretary: Ozzy Osbourne
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Chris Eubank
Justice Secretary: Robocop
Work and Pensions: Frank Abagnale
Schools and children: Jimmy Krankie
Defence Secretary: Lieutenant Worf
Environment Secretary: Jeremy Clarkson
Business and Enterprise: Martha Stewart
Commons Leader: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Transport Secretary: Mr Bean
Northern Ireland Secretary: The Queen & The Pope - joint role
Innovation and Universities: Bill & Ted - joint role
Olympics and London: Johnny Vegas
Children and Youth Justice: Tony Martin

[scooby2102]

Home Secretary: Enoch Powell
Health Secretary: Johnny Vegas
Culture Secretary: Max Mosley
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Adam Applegarth (ex Northern Rock)
Justice Secretary : Taggart
Work and Pensions : Keith Miller (Eastenders)
Schools and children : Gary Glitter :smt108
Defence Secretary : John Prestcott
Environment Secretary : George W Bush
Transport Secretary: Fred Dibnah
Northern Ireland Secretary: Pope Benedict XVI
Olympics and London: Eddie the Eagle
Children and Youth Justice: Michael Jackson

[Odin]

Home Secretary Dennis from Auf Pet
Health Secretary Garfield
Culture Secretary Oz from Auf Pet!
Chancellor of the Exchequer Posh Spice
Justice Secretary Biffa Bacon (VIZ)
Work and Pensions Barry from Auf Pet
Schools and children Garry Glitter
Defence Secretary Oskar Schindler
Environment Secretary Mr Burns (Simpsons)
Business and Enterprise Zamo (grange hill)
Commons Leader Zebedee (magic roundabout)
Transport Secretary Charlton and the Wheelies
Northern Ireland Secretary: Fit bird from the Coors
Innovation and Universities: Beaker (The Muppets)
Olympics and London: Bagpuss
Children and Youth Justice: Father Jack (Father Ted)

[CoolGirl]

Ok so not TV Personalities, but who cares :)

blimey - not only didn't I make the list, I didn't even make my own department!

[SoulKiss]

blimey - not only didn't I make the list, I didn't even make my own department!

Oooops :P

[fizzwheel]

Innovation and Universities: Bill & Ted - joint role

Excellent :D

[Jester666]

Home Secretary: Frank Spencer
Health Secretary: Hattie Jakes (As Matron)
Culture Secretary: Kevin the Teenager
Chancellor of the Exchequer: The Joker
Justice Secretary: Judge Dread
Work and Pensions: Mr Bumble (Oliver Twist)
Schools and children: Alistair Sim (as St Trinians Headmistress)
Defence Secretary: Wolverine
Environment Secretary: Jeremy Clarkson
Business and Enterprise: Jodie Marsh
Commons Leader: Wayne Rooney
Transport Secretary: The Stig
Northern Ireland Secretary: Shane McGowan
Innovation and Universities: Steven Hawkins
Olympics and London: Boris the Hair of London
Children and Youth Justice: Fred West