Stupid Questions

[lily]

Just been asked by somebody in the office what bike her ex boyfriend use to ride...... Cost him £10k and was 1300cc...... like i know :rolleyes:

anybody else been asked a stupid question today?

[the_lone_wolf]

hayabusa...

next question

[lily]

I said that was told no

[BernardBikerchick]

i was asked at a recent party of my sisters by another guest there who had not met me 'so how long have you been her sister' ..... eh ?!!??!?! how f&*&cking stupid is that !!!!

[Luckypants]

Some stupid pointless Harley-Davidson? Or maybe the equally pointless BMW Cruiser? (but I LIKE the BMW cruiser!)

[keithd]

i was asked "you will respect me in the morning won't you"...

well, duh!...

[lily]

i was asked at a recent party of my sisters by another guest there who had not met me 'so how long have you been her sister' ..... eh ?!!??!?! how f&*&cking stupid is that !!!!


PMSL what a idiot!!!!!!

[Gra]

I once phoned my mates landline number and asked if he was at his.

[hovis]

"it wont hurt will it?"

[lily]

Asked: Did you come by bike then.......

(when dressed in leathers and carrying Helmet)

[DanAbnormal]

"it wont hurt will it?"

To which you replied:

"You may feel a small pr*ck dear".

Sorry, been waiting years to use this joke!

[Alpinestarhero]

To which you replied:

"You may feel a small pr*ck dear".

Sorry, been waiting years to use this joke!

And followed by the comment "Oooo, I can feel proding in my pelvic region"

[Viney]

the best today....at 3:45pm

Hi there, its Micjeal, we have just got given a presentation and its needed for Monday morning. Can we have 60 copies please, oh and its not actully ready yet, dont knwo when it will be!

Laugh, i nearly got my biking gear on and went home!

Why do muppets in companies leave all thier printing requiremnts to the last thing on a firday afternoon. I have been sitting here for most of the week doing next to naff all.

It makes me maaaaaaaaaaaaad i tell ya!

[Grinch]

MY brother asked me when I had all my bike gear on if I was going out.

I said no, I just like the way it feels.

[tigersaw]

So how many people work in the tower?

About half of them I replied.

[svgirl78]

Asked: Did you come by bike then.......

(when dressed in leathers and carrying Helmet)

people ask me this all the time...drives me up the wall!

[hovis]

Asked: Did you come by bike then.......

(when dressed in leathers and carrying Helmet)


the answer to this is........


bike? no...... i just have a weird dress sense

or

no, i thought it was fancy dress

[lily]

the answer to this is........


bike? no...... i just have a weird dress sense

or

no, i thought it was fancy dress

Or.....

i just drive really bad.... so best to be careful ;)

[Nobbylad]

+1

Are you on the bike today?

No, wore the jacket, trousers, boots and lid in the people carrier just in case the roof came off, the floor fell out and the airbags stopped working!

[Wideboy]

Q. are you riding your bike then?
A. no im wearing all this leather because im kinky


:---)

[redbouy]

all the crew standing behind the boat talking on the dock.
Boats name in big letters on the back of the boat
Boats name in letters on our shirts
all dressed the same.

Some guy walks up;
Are you guys looking for work ??

[missyburd]

I don't know about being asked daft questions but I know I've certainly asked a few :rolleyes:

For example, when friend was looking for hairdye in Boots and trying to remember what original hair dye colour was before it faded I says "Why don't you just look at your roots?" :oops: I realised as soon as I'd said it but obviously by then tis far too late :rolleyes:

[Girth]

Whilst working in a shop, guy come straight up to the counter and ask me.....

"How much is it?"

[Sean_C]

Standing at the bus stop to go to Oxford, I said to Izi, it'd be handy if I had another helmet with me...

"Why would I want to wear a helmet on the bus?!!"


Why indeed!! :p

[jaffacakes]

Was working in a shop with the shop name on my chest...the amount of customers that came up to me and said "Do you work here?"

Dare I give them a sensible answer?:smt075

[neio79]

my mrs once asked outside a pub that said free house oh does that mean you dont have to pay to get in.

[galaxystar]

I have a common habit of forgetting how much something is poundland!!

Recent conversation with my brother (they sell them in pound land, not sure how much they are though).

:)

[Frank]

walking past Strange Ways nick one day and came to a sign that that "visitors"
Turned to my mate and said"cool a visitors trip,how much does it cost"

[Vickster]

my mrs once asked outside a pub that said free house oh does that mean you dont have to pay to get in.


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