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xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 08:39 PM
So , I am in Buckley Tyres yesterday and I get a set of Avon Storms fitted , I ride home very carefully as I get used to the new hoops . They show great promise . The bike is locked away and an evening of Xbox ensues , new Star Wars game :D .

I get up early today as I was going to do some Overtime at work and as I`m brushing my choppers , I get a phone call , why does this always happen when you have a mouth full of Colgate and are frothing like a dog that`s eaten a bottle of washing up liquid =P~ ? . It`s my mate , Damage , and he mutters something blearily about "going for a ride to mid Wales as Gus has new tyres that need scrubbing in" , I mention that I too have just installed fresh , round , black hoops of goodness that will need caressing and hustling to remove their furry bits . A plan is formulated and we say our tatty-byes for the moment . I have an hour to kill and look in the mirror to see a massive avalanche of froth all down my freshly adorned T shirt ....... Mmmmmmmmmminty :D .

So , I get to Damage`s house and spot a Thundercat there , so that means John is here ....... more for the jaunt . His son is also there and is going pillion on the back of Damage`s bike , the poor poor lad . We all head off for Betwys-Y-Coed to collect Gus who is stuffing himself with cakes and coffee , I didn`t put that hour to good use earlier by eating or having a brew ... damnit !!!! . We find Gus , lips all powdery from a freshly harrassed confection of some sort and I give him a sideways glance of pure , seething Hatred ............ the Bast . Nah I like him really but I was so hungry I could have eaten a dead Donkey`s bum right there .

We all set off from Betwys and head along the A5 at a nice bimble . The trees are Green and in rude health here and I spot one of those agricultural arms that are on the back of tractors for cutting hedgerows in a field , as I blatt past there is a waft of cut grass in the air and I inhale sharply and take a good nosefull ........ the Sun is out and already I am in a good comfort Zone . The throttles are wound on and we get a wriggle on , the sound of my SV booms down the Valley and pops and backfires when I slow down , the Raw essence of owning an SV is happening today and I can feel it :p .

Eventually the indicators go on and I follow the guys down a twisty road that heads towards Lake Bala , it`s a slightly slower road than before and I notice now that the Black Visor is getting pinged very hard by some unlucky aerial assault bugs , one bounces off and it spirals to the floor like a downed Spitfire ..... tough luck there buddy . We eventually emerge onto a faster road and head towards Blaenau Ffestiniog , we find a garage forecourt to stop and discuss plans . As we are talking about where to go the owner comes out and says "Are you guys getting petrol then or what ?" , Damage replies that he is ok for now and turns to see if any of us require any ..... before a word escapes his lips the owner then says "well F-Off then and get off my forecourt" . My eyebrow raises and I think to myself "This character here needs to be taught a lesson" , I wait `til he crosses the forecourt back to the safety of the shop and I say out loud "Oh go on then I`ll have a top up" , he looks back in hope and turns around to walk back to our little gang to fill my bike up . I then say out loud "Actually my bike only takes Petrol from polite owners , you just talked yourself outta that category" . We roar away laughing to ourselves and in the mirror he flips me the bird . I don`t even dignify a response and smile mischieveously to myself inside my helmet .

We get hustling and eventually end up in Portmeirion , I desperately wanted to stop there to see the Italian style village that featured in the TV series "The Prisoner" , but everyone roars past the turnoff and heads into the town . We hang a right and head towards Eric`s Cafe for one of the best Coffees I have ever had the privelage to have bought for me , it is highly recommended .
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We suit up again and by now I am feeling good about the tyres and confidance levels are satisfactory . We get a serious move on and enjoy the day even more . As we roam the valleys I am getting the smell of death in my nostrils ......... Fear not fellow Orgers , `tis not the smell of Man nor Beast , but the smell of the Forest facing the inevitable Autumn that seems so far away . I inhale more and smell the decay of leaves and also the air has a hint of Fruit in it , I make a mental note to keep an eye out for any Orchards as I`m fond of a bit of Illegal Scrumping :D , especially as I am still ravenous :( .

Before long we have done a loop and Gus has to head down South to meet his brother , he waves goodbye and his VFR plummets away from us , we take a turning back for Bala and do a loop of the lake at full tilt . The Avons are superb and before long I am hammering down the straights , rolling off a bit of throttle and lining up the corners and carving them smoothly , I have NEVER ridden an SV like this before and it felt so right . A quick stop at Bala and we have a giggle and a bit of banter . I get the phone out again to take a picture and John does a cheesy pose http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/xXBADGERXx/Image111.jpg
See , told ya :D . Also notice the Green tint to Damages boots (sat on the rock with his back to you) , that`s what happens when you ride through a MASSIVE pile of Pooh . The final nail in the coffin comes when Damage says "Oh look , Boobies" . My head is turning like an Owl and I can`t see any , he informs me they are behind me . I spin around only to be greeted by the saggiest pair I have ever seen in my life , she was almost kicking them they were that bad . "That`s it" , I thought , "I`m outta here" . We all suit up and head for home . The trip home is spotted by various superbikes in full chat and I am amused by the fact that we , brothers/sisters one and all , are all experiencing a good day , it did have the air of it being the last good weekend of the year (Then again this lot haven`t been on SVorg rideouts around here :D) . Eventually we start getting into the thick of the traffic and we despatch cars with a goodly twist of the throttle and an eye on the horizon , the Avons are egging me on to greater and more planted lean angles and I start to oblige them .... "Come on xXBADGERXx , abuse us some more , we like it like that" , STOP IT your gonna make me gain my first ever points , naughty Hoops , naughty but I like you :D .

Eventually we get near Betwys and I spot the Copper Chopper in the air and alert the lads to the spy in the sky . We tone it down a bit and ride smoothly and in a line behind the traffic . It follows us all the way to Llanrwst where it gets bored of us and goes off to refuel or make videos for ITV or something . We have a final Blatt past the cars and head our seperate ways at the Black Cat roundabout . I gun her home for the final run and smile to myself , damn , these Avons are good , addictively good . The Sv is put away and I admire the fact that my chicken strips are smaller than they were on the Dunlops , not a great amount but they show promise . I give the SV a treat when I get home by replaceing Oil/Air filters and a fresh glug of the Golden stuff , it has been a good day my friends ............ a damn good day .

Frank
20-09-08, 08:46 PM
another xxbadgerxx epic well thought out and planned in advance.either u are fast on the keyboard or have alot of time on ur hands.lol
I think we need a seperate section just for your fantastic tales.

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 08:49 PM
That was , but a mere , 20 minutes work to write , upload pics and edit to taste :D Glad you enjoyed it Gid (also I edited a bit of extra text under the second Photo , something about Damage`s boots :D

Lozzo
20-09-08, 09:06 PM
I've got a mate called Gus (Paul) who lives in Penmanmawr. He's sales manager at the Suzuki dealer in Bangor. Say hello from me next time you're in there.

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 09:08 PM
Different Gus , your on about the Gus that works in Road and Trail ? John and his son (in the pictures) are from Penmaenmawr , small world isn`t it ? :D

Lozzo
20-09-08, 09:11 PM
No, the Gus I know works at Bill Smiths in Bangor. We've been best mates for nearly 30 years. He's the guy who saved my life the night I had my heart attack.

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 09:13 PM
Oh I still think Bill Smith`s is Road and Trail , I think R and T went down the pan years ago . I know 3 or 4 Gus`s and possibly know your mate , I shall pop in there when I am over that way and pass on your "Hello" :D

Baph
20-09-08, 09:18 PM
Oh I still think Bill Smith`s is Road and Trail , I think R and T went down the pan years ago .

Nope, Road & Trial are still going, at Four Crosses nor far from Menai Bridge. Still, I'd rather pay Bill Smith's over-priced figures than go to R&T personally.

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 09:20 PM
Show`s when I last went there then doesn`t it LOL

zigmeister
20-09-08, 09:26 PM
wow!! How poetic. Well done you go get yourself a pint.. or two or three :-)

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 09:28 PM
wow!! How poetic. Well done you go get yourself a pint.. or two or three :-)

I can`t , gotta go and do that overtime I was supposed to do this morning :smt090

zigmeister
20-09-08, 09:34 PM
Ps took my gorg little bike to alston today.. was cool cool ride! Looped through to Brampton then back through hexham and corbridge. good company and sun too!! What more could you want?

Oh yeah apart form a green tinge on your boots

zigmeister
20-09-08, 09:37 PM
thats pants.. though have to visit work too at some point tomos.. :-(

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 09:42 PM
What more could you want?

Oh yeah apart form a green tinge on your boots

It was hilarious , Damage came around a corner and there was this MaHOOsive pile of cow dung in the road , Gus was right behind him and Damage just aimed for it and "Splattered the Matter" all over Gus . When we got home the Cack all over Damage`s bike was making me gag , it was everywhere . I thought there was a funny green mist in the air when I came around that corner , the air tasted funny too ..... Blech :smt118

zigmeister
20-09-08, 10:05 PM
Ha ha .. fun to see long as your far enough back not to be covered too....

ahhhh know your out on your bike when you can smell that fresh country smell!!

Rhiwbina_Squirrel
20-09-08, 10:13 PM
xXBADGERXx... Can you print an autobiography, please?

Glad to hear you had a good day on the bike. I, too, had a wicked day on two wheels :)

Alex

Jayneflakes
20-09-08, 10:21 PM
Hey Badger, next time you are at Eric's Cafe, shake him by the hand. Although he is getting on a bit, Old Eric is a legend in mountaineering. Check him out in this months Trail Magazine.

My first ever climbing trip was to Tremadog, spent all week eating Eric's finest breakfasts, hiding from the rain and climbing some amazing routes opposite the cafe. I love that part of the country, even if mice did eat a hole in our tent.

Foxy
20-09-08, 10:30 PM
What a great write up :cool:. Have you ever thought about changing profession? :D ;)

Foxy :smt111

Lozzo
20-09-08, 10:49 PM
What a great write up :cool:. Have you ever thought about changing profession? :D ;)

Foxy :smt111

Professional cafe reviewer?

Lozzo
20-09-08, 10:50 PM
Foxy :smt111

What's this? You gearing up for Christmas already?

Foxy
20-09-08, 10:52 PM
What's this? You gearing up for Christmas already?

Hey I am one of Santa's little helpers didn't you know? ;) :smt111

BanannaMan
20-09-08, 11:06 PM
It was hilarious , Damage came around a corner and there was this MaHOOsive pile of cow dung in the road , Gus was right behind him and Damage just aimed for it and "Splattered the Matter" all over Gus . When we got home the Cack all over Damage`s bike was making me gag , it was everywhere . I thought there was a funny green mist in the air when I came around that corner , the air tasted funny too ..... Blech :smt118



:smt046

mrs cuffy
20-09-08, 11:12 PM
What's this? You gearing up for Christmas already?


Christmas......:smt118 Noooooooooo not had my holidays yet!!!!!!!!!

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 11:14 PM
Hey Badger, next time you are at Eric's Cafe, shake him by the hand. Although he is getting on a bit, Old Eric is a legend in mountaineering. Check him out in this months Trail Magazine.

My first ever climbing trip was to Tremadog, spent all week eating Eric's finest breakfasts, hiding from the rain and climbing some amazing routes opposite the cafe. I love that part of the country, even if mice did eat a hole in our tent.

I never knew that , the place is for sale though :( , I did see some climbers on the pitch opposite the cafe , but my climbing days are over , I`m too old/fat/knackered now and only managed E1 to E2 routes . I did thank him for the best Coffee I had ever tasted :D

Bibio
20-09-08, 11:35 PM
cheers badger for a very entertaining wee story, its just sold the storms to me. will be buying them 2morra, coz the stock dunlops are crappppppppp. saying that they did save my life 2day (coz they were so crap)

xXBADGERXx
20-09-08, 11:39 PM
Get them you won`t regret it , just be careful on the first corner you come to , they tip in a lot quicker than the Dunlops do and you find yourself sitting the bike up and trying again :D

Bibio
20-09-08, 11:41 PM
will do badger, cheers for the tip.

Jayneflakes
21-09-08, 12:30 AM
I never knew that , the place is for sale though :( , I did see some climbers on the pitch opposite the cafe , but my climbing days are over , I`m too old/fat/knackered now and only managed E1 to E2 routes . I did thank him for the best Coffee I had ever tasted :D


I am sad to hear that it is for sale, but then again after all of the years Eric has been running that place, I am sure that he deserves a happy retirement so he can give more time to his hobbies, base jumping and climbing!

I think he was the first Brit to solo climb (no rope or partner for those who don't know) the North Face of the Eiger in Winter. In his day, he was a bit of a loon.

My best lead was E2 and I also got stuck climbing the Fang opposite the Cafe and had to retreat, losing a load of gear, when my second freaked at the exposure. Damn hard climbing at Tremadog, beautiful though.

Thanks for a really nicely written report on day trip though, sounds like you had such a lot of fun. Not really jealous down here in Somerset...

:smt047

Foxy
21-09-08, 12:54 AM
Christmas......:smt118 Noooooooooo not had my holidays yet!!!!!!!!!

Have you not seen the shops they are full of Xmas stuff??? :smt111 LMAO!!!!!

Lozzo
21-09-08, 01:18 AM
Have you not seen the shops they are full of Xmas stuff??? :smt111 LMAO!!!!!

Bah Humbug

Foxy
21-09-08, 01:20 AM
Bah Humbug

What?? Lozzo not in the Xmas Spirit?? ;)

xXBADGERXx
21-09-08, 04:36 PM
I will be in 3 months time and not a moment sooner :D