View Full Version : So...there's this girl down the gym
Quite pretty, you know the thing: when I walk past I think she looks at me, when I look back she looks away etc.
She walks past today, I smile at her my most charming smile, she nearly walks into the rowing machine.
Should I...oh, hang on, Have we been here before?
Sid Squid
23-10-08, 07:53 AM
I feel a certain sense of deja vu...
muffles
23-10-08, 07:54 AM
Just get it over with and change gyms before this thread gets too long ;)
Make sure she can't lift more than you can on the weights bench first.
startrek.steve
23-10-08, 07:56 AM
Quite pretty, you know the thing: when I walk past I think she looks at me, when I look back she looks away etc.
She walks past today, I smile at her my most charming smile, she nearly walks into the rowing machine.
Should I...oh, hang on, Have we been here before?
Go for it...
Carpe Diume...
She might be the one! (& I dont mean Neo!)
Steve
Carpe Diume...
Carpe Diem...... sieze the fish :-D
Go for it, but please make it soon. And whilst your at it, ask her if she's any good at building walls.
lol i saw the thread title...saw the author and thought "oh for ffffkkssssaaake!!"
:D:D
whats the worst thats going to happen
Nike days are few an far between
Quite pretty, you know the thing: when I walk past I think she looks at me, when I look back she looks away etc.
She walks past today, I smile at her my most charming smile, she bends over the rowing machine.
Should I...oh, hang on, Have we been here before?
:shock:http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/downtown.gif (javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':downtown:')):smt044
Is there an echo in the room :?:
muffles
23-10-08, 09:06 AM
http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/downtown.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:emoticon('post', 'message', ':downtown:'))
:smt043 that's not an 'official' .org smiley!!
yorkie_chris
23-10-08, 09:11 AM
For f##ks sake invite her for a coffee or something...
_Stretchie_
23-10-08, 09:15 AM
She's not building it is she??? Or were you the chippy dude???
Ha haa haa ; )
yorkie_chris
23-10-08, 09:19 AM
Nonono kinvig was after a bit of crack :-P
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0287l.jpg
timwilky
23-10-08, 09:23 AM
here we go again.
Every newb is probably thinking WTF
startrek.steve
23-10-08, 09:31 AM
Carpe Diem...... sieze the fish :-D
.
I typed that first, but it looked wrong...
Dirk, talk to her for f*** sake! Either that, or be single/gay for the rest of your life.
You choose.
dissuade
23-10-08, 09:52 AM
whats the worst thats going to happen
a 22-page thread about builders?
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 09:52 AM
talk to her or she'll just think its yet another gym perv......
a 22-page thread about builders?
*shudders*
a 22-page thread about builders?
glad to say missed the last one
but stil thinking WTF and I'm not a newbie but will not wait with baited breath!
the_runt69
23-10-08, 10:04 AM
Please do something this time, your lack of backbone with the builder lady last time showed what a load of wimps we men really are.
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 10:06 AM
what a load of wimps we men really are.
you said it hun;)
Blokes are indeed wimps when it comes to showing even an ounce of feeling towards the female species
:smt065 gripe of the day
the_runt69
23-10-08, 10:09 AM
you said it hun;)
Blokes are indeed wimps when it comes to showing even an ounce of feeling towards the female species
:smt065 gripe of the day
So whats Him indoors done now then Diz hehehe
Blokes are indeed wimps when it comes to showing even an ounce of feeling towards the female species
Not all of us. Well, most of the time. :)
i'd like to think i'm not in the same catagory as these wimpy men you speak of. if i like a lady she gets to know. and i have many restraint orders to back that up
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 10:15 AM
So whats Him indoors done now then Diz hehehe
lol.....oh just his usual self...which equates to 'do the minimum requirement' and hope to get away with it.
ps if hes reading I'll put it into 'the big letters and pictures form'
DIZZY NEEDS LOVE AND ATTENTION:smt076
ahhh there, thats better, time to go shopping
the_runt69
23-10-08, 10:19 AM
lol.....oh just his usual self...which equates to 'do the minimum requirement' and hope to get away with it.
ps if hes reading I'll put it into 'the big letters and pictures form'
DIZZY NEEDS LOVE AND ATTENTION:smt076
ahhh there, thats better, time to go shopping
Ah shopping the womens way of getting their own back.
But if I was him I would make sure that the Dizzy one was always loved up to the max
454697819
23-10-08, 10:20 AM
meet her in the ladies changing room.... that wont freak her out a bit...
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 10:22 AM
meet her in the ladies changing room.... that wont freak her out a bit...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AL7kXyRIB1o :smt108
Show her how manly and strong you are...
http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/icon_strong.gif (javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':strong:')) http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/naka.gif (javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':naka:'))
plowsie
23-10-08, 10:25 AM
I feel a certain sense of deja vu...
Exactly what I said to my self lol.
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 10:25 AM
But if I was him I would make sure that the Dizzy one was always loved up to the max
*blushes*:smt058
surely a quick chat about the merits of the latest bench press isnt beyond you Dirk....
;)
Start a tape with 'I like the way you move' and work out near her... ;-)
She will soon be swooning for you.
OR JUST BLOODY WELL WALK UP TO HER AND SAY.
"Can we go for a coffee or something?"
As remember... tomorrow you might be dead.
the_runt69
23-10-08, 10:29 AM
Start a tape with 'I like the way you move' and work out near her... ;-)
She will soon be swooning for you.
OR JUST BLOODY WELL WALK UP TO HER AND SAY.
"Can we go for a coffee or something?"
As remember... tomorrow you might be dead.
Dont bother giving him advice with the opposite sex anymore, just hit him with a large hammer and shout
FOR F+++ SAKE TALK TO THE WOMAN
the_runt69
23-10-08, 10:36 AM
*blushes*:smt058
Sorry Hun been away tooooo Long
Dangerous Dave
23-10-08, 10:37 AM
Quite pretty, you know the thing: when I walk past I think she looks at me, when I look back she looks away etc.
Go talk to her you muppet!
ThEGr33k
23-10-08, 10:41 AM
When you go upto her a great opening line is "what part of wales you from?" if she looks at you funny and laughs then she is cooooool if she gets all angry that you think she is welsh then she is a dud. :p
you said it hun;)
Blokes are indeed wimps when it comes to showing even an ounce of feeling towards the female species
:smt065 gripe of the day
The ones I talk to are always the ones that arnt interested (something kinda like this happening atm) it seems, the ones that are interested arnt my type... Im just unlucky I guess. :( I need to meet more ladies.
i'd like to think i'm not in the same catagory as these wimpy men you speak of. if i like a lady she gets to know. and i have many restraint orders to back that up
I see. :smt044
454697819
23-10-08, 10:53 AM
talk to her or she'll just think its yet another gym perv......
steve.... ur needed... ;)
_Stretchie_
23-10-08, 11:06 AM
Mate I have the answer for you..
Go to the gym, if you see her quickly run off, get changed and wait for her outside on your bike...
Next.. Follow her home, have a look around where she lives, take a note to see if there are any grit bins (always good to know where they are so you can dive into them if you ever think she's clocked you following her).
See if there are any trees.. Now you have that info, go shopping.
Buy:
· A backpack to carry your ‘kit’ in
· An A-Z of her area so you can quickly navigate streets around the area and also to plan escape routes for when the police find you
· Some binoculars, so you can sit in the trees you noted earlier and watch her through her window
· 2x 2lt bottles of water and some oil of Ulay, incase you have to hide in one of the grit bins. This will keep both body AND your skin hydrated. ; ) (see, always thinking)
· Some bungees, for when you get to tie her up, rope is so unforgiving, if you use bungees she will eventually see though the scary kidnapping and understand that you care for her
· 6lb small handled lump hammer, incase things go wrong
· Collapsible shovel, again incase things go wrong.
Right, off you pop and let me know how it goes. Must dash, I have my next psych evaluation this afternoon
_Stretchie_
23-10-08, 11:06 AM
Oh and also buy 'a set'
; )
Where is this gym... I'll go and bloody ask myself...
Instead of talking to a real girl...get yourself a virtual girlfriend...a one that will never leave you.
Record the teacher’s voice from Charlie brown (you know the one, BLAHDY BLAH BLAH BLADY BLAH). Then hook it up to a stereo with a random alarm facility.
Give 40% of your take home salary to a charity.
Stop walking around the house naked.
Instead of curries eat a bean and lentil soup.
Start liking cats instead of dogs.
When you are out on the lash go home 2 hours early cos apparently you want to go early to ikea the next day.
Turn up 1/2 an hour late when you go out on the lash cos you had to get changed several times before leaving the house.
The ones I talk to are always the ones that arnt interested (something kinda like this happening atm) it seems, the ones that are interested arnt my type... Im just unlucky I guess. :( I need to meet more ladies.
Shouldn't you finish your GCSEs first?
:D
For f##ks sake invite her for a coffee or something...
something;)
yorkie_chris
23-10-08, 02:23 PM
Yes I can see "something" being more fun than coffee...
Do it Do it Do it Do it NOW !!!
Ch00
454697819
23-10-08, 02:38 PM
Yes I can see "something" being more fun than coffee...
depends what your doing with the coffee doesnt it :D
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 02:45 PM
depends what your doing with the coffee doesnt it :D
err grinding nuts:smt044
ThEGr33k
23-10-08, 03:05 PM
Shouldn't you finish your GCSEs first?
:D
That was nearly funny. :p
Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...
yorkie_chris
23-10-08, 03:06 PM
That was nearly funny. :p
Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...
[/defensive]
:-P
dizzyblonde
23-10-08, 03:13 PM
That was nearly funny. :p
Yes I look young and im quite short (5'6") and have to be clean shaven all the time all of which cant help me with the ladies...
tiz better than the mucky oik look hun.
startrek.steve
23-10-08, 03:20 PM
Next.. Follow her home, have a look around where she lives, take a note to see if there are any grit bins
Put the G0damn lotion in the basket!!!
She's not building it is she??? Or were you the chippy dude???
Ha haa haa ; )
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=110437
ThEGr33k
23-10-08, 07:20 PM
tiz better than the mucky oik look hun.
Indeed.
Wasn't defensive YC just the truth :( I only stand a chance with lasses 4-6 years younger... :rolleyes:
Wideboy
23-10-08, 07:25 PM
Mate I have the answer for you..
Go to the gym, if you see her quickly run off, get changed and wait for her outside on your bike...
Next.. Follow her home, have a look around where she lives, take a note to see if there are any grit bins (always good to know where they are so you can dive into them if you ever think she's clocked you following her).
See if there are any trees.. Now you have that info, go shopping.
Buy:
· A backpack to carry your ‘kit’ in
· An A-Z of her area so you can quickly navigate streets around the area and also to plan escape routes for when the police find you
· Some binoculars, so you can sit in the trees you noted earlier and watch her through her window
· 2x 2lt bottles of water and some oil of Ulay, incase you have to hide in one of the grit bins. This will keep both body AND your skin hydrated. ; ) (see, always thinking)
· Some bungees, for when you get to tie her up, rope is so unforgiving, if you use bungees she will eventually see though the scary kidnapping and understand that you care for her
· 6lb small handled lump hammer, incase things go wrong
· Collapsible shovel, again incase things go wrong.
Right, off you pop and let me know how it goes. Must dash, I have my next psych evaluation this afternoon
LMAO!!!! :smt044:smt044
Wideboy
23-10-08, 07:27 PM
She's not building it is she??? Or were you the chippy dude???
Ha haa haa ; )
hey cmon at least i went through with it :rabbit:
muffles
23-10-08, 08:09 PM
Indeed.
Wasn't defensive YC just the truth :( I only stand a chance with lasses 4-6 years younger... :rolleyes:
But....not even teenagers? :shock:
:p :p
ThEGr33k
23-10-08, 10:51 PM
But....not even teenagers? :shock:
:p :p
And muffles the comedian turns up :p
ThEGr33k
23-10-08, 10:52 PM
hey cmon at least i went through with it :rabbit:
What happened? I read through the thread but there were like 20 posts every hour so I got lost :(
yorkie_chris
23-10-08, 11:39 PM
4-6 years younger eh?
Ohhhhh my giddy aunt, it's jailbait o'clock....
Gordon B
24-10-08, 12:14 AM
Pfft, I know your game. You are just trying to win thread of the year again....
Bah, women!
I finally found a good one and she's moving back to brazil in 6 months. :(
muffles
24-10-08, 10:53 AM
And muffles the comedian turns up :p
I'm here all night ;)
muffles
24-10-08, 11:00 AM
4-6 years younger eh?
Ohhhhh my giddy aunt, it's jailbait o'clock....
Like this?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/kathkellyMS1512_468x800.jpg
custard
24-10-08, 11:02 AM
hnnnng!
Miss Alpinestarhero
24-10-08, 02:36 PM
Oh no, not again :p
Seriously though, talk to her. You have nothing to loose!
Maria
injury_ian
24-10-08, 03:20 PM
Dont do it, All women are evil, no good can possibly come of it!
;-)
chakraist
24-10-08, 03:36 PM
Like this?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/kathkellyMS1512_468x800.jpg
She would get it 8 million times.
Mr Speirs
24-10-08, 03:51 PM
You'd end up with a stump.
Dangerous Dave
24-10-08, 04:49 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/kathkellyMS1512_468x800.jpg
Please say she is 16+ and lives near Poole....
Mr Speirs
24-10-08, 04:50 PM
Wasn't she in Coronation street?
Mr Speirs
24-10-08, 04:51 PM
Jesus did I just admit I watch Coronation Street?
Dangerous Dave
24-10-08, 04:56 PM
Jesus did I just admit I watch Coronation Street?
Yeap, but if it is her it might be worth watching!
dizzyblonde
24-10-08, 05:05 PM
yes it is her from bore the nation street. that webster girl
Pretend you are me for the day. Hump her leg. Hump her dogs leg. Walk up to any machine she's just been on and take a hefty saddle-sniff.
OR grow some nads and ask her if she fancies sharing an isotonic beverage after her workout.
She was there this morning, hoooray! & I put my special mindset on - I've hung out with the mafia in several Ukranian towns, I've stood up to the russian police, been in dire straits in far flung countries with no clear solution to get out of the shyte I'm in etc, etc etc,- so today, ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. She was on a machine, I walked up thinking, "I'm the biggest man in this entire city let alone gym", I walked up to her - she was reading a magazine, she kept reading it & I, um, sneaked away.
Knife weilding russians are easy to deal with in comparison.
Vickster
24-10-08, 09:20 PM
I walked up to her - she was reading a magazine, she kept reading it & I, um, sneaked away.
Good man, never interupt a woman reading Heat magazine!
missyburd
24-10-08, 09:28 PM
She was on a machine, I walked up thinking, "I'm the biggest man in this entire city let alone gym", I walked up to her - she was reading a magazine, she kept reading it & I, um, sneaked away.
So she wasn't actually using the machine, she was just reading on it? You should have said "Excuse me love, you using this thing?" then promptly showed her what she could be letting herself in for ;)
Miss Alpinestarhero
25-10-08, 04:47 PM
So she wasn't actually using the machine, she was just reading on it? You should have said "Excuse me love, you using this thing?" then promptly showed her what she could be letting herself in for ;)
+ 1 that would have been a great opportunity to make small talk.
Maria
Arrhh, missed the builder thread, can anyone post a link? And was it Wideboy with the chippy girl? What happened in the end with that one?
missyburd
25-10-08, 05:06 PM
Arrhh, missed the builder thread, can anyone post a link? And was it Wideboy with the chippy girl? What happened in the end with that one?
Yeah it was WB, but think she had a fella already :rolleyes:
Arrhh, missed the builder thread, can anyone post a link? And was it Wideboy with the chippy girl? What happened in the end with that one?
He told me that she had a bloke and therefore blew him out.
I think that in reality he bottled it:D
I walked up to her - she was reading a magazine, she kept reading it & I, um, sneaked away.
FFS Kinvig.................next time take the magazine out of her hands, rip it up, throw her over your shoulder and just carry her off.
Who Dares Wins:p
Warthog
25-10-08, 06:47 PM
FFS Kinvig.................next time take the magazine out of her hands, rip it up, throw her over your shoulder and just carry her off.
Who Dares Wins:p
or gets done for assault!
or gets done for assault!
But at least he'd know where he stands;)
Biker Biggles
25-10-08, 07:16 PM
In the dock?
FFS Kinvig.................next time take the magazine out of her hands, rip it up, throw her over your shoulder and just carry her off.
Who Dares Wins:p
I have a vision of Lissa picking up Pete and carrying him off.. :rolleyes:
I have a vision of Lissa picking up Pete and carrying him off.. :rolleyes:
Much more likely than the reverse, isn't it :D
dizzyblonde
25-10-08, 10:56 PM
I have a vision of Lissa picking up Pete by his mullet and carrying him off....... :rolleyes:
finished it off for you :D
ThEGr33k
25-10-08, 11:03 PM
FFS Kinvig.................next time take the magazine out of her hands, rip it up, throw her over your shoulder and just carry her off.
Who Dares Wins:p
:D Id LOVE to have the guts to do that lol. Saying that id probably get shot down cos she wouldn't appreciate it :smt076
ScottishRawker
29-10-08, 10:25 AM
oooh this thread isnt finished :D
i enjoyed that read, its like .org agony aunt! (yes even us males get called the aunt part)
i think you should get an SV bike run organised and have it finish at the gym,
yet get everyone to pretend they are your servants, to give off the illusion that you are rich and powerful!!!
otherwise, get mafia folk from your earlier post to "give her a visit" with some flowers and chocolates!!
last but not least option,
go OLD SKOOL!!!!! get a club, donk her on the head, then drag her off to your cave (or a changing room) have your way with her, if she is what you want, keep, if its a wizard sleeve, take her back to the gym and ask for a refund!
Adam
missyburd
29-10-08, 10:28 AM
if its a wizard sleeve, take her back to the gym and ask for a refund!
I hadn't heard that term for a long while until a couple of nights ago in the pub :rolleyes: Yuk.
wizards sleeve, horses collar, im sure we can add a few more euphamisms.....
She was there this morning, hoooray! & I put my special mindset on - I've hung out with the mafia in several Ukranian towns, I've stood up to the russian police, been in dire straits in far flung countries with no clear solution to get out of the shyte I'm in etc, etc etc,- so today, ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. She was on a machine, I walked up thinking, "I'm the biggest man in this entire city let alone gym", I walked up to her - she was reading a magazine, she kept reading it & I, um, sneaked away.
Knife weilding russians are easy to deal with in comparison.
Right, speaking as someone who shares the same problems as you, and re-iterating everything that has been said on this thread before, just go up to her, say Hi/Hello and ask her our for of a bloody* cup of coffee already!
Imagine she is a knife wielding russian if it makes the situation easier to deal with. You've got nothing to lose and the worse that can happen is she saying "No". Now get back in there and ask that lady out!
* Blood optional.
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