oh dear im eeeeeevil!!!

[Wideboy]

oh dear :smt044

out in the van today, going through some sh!t hole, group of NED's (none educated delinquent) walking along, hoods up. ****ing about with a football on the pavement (you can probably see were im going:cool:) when suddenly it rolls out into the road, car in front brakes and swerves round it but power steering in the transit all of a sudden locks :eek: :cool:........... POP!


I've not laughed that hard in ages :smt044:smt044:smt044

[Stig]

oh dear :smt044

out in the van today, going through some sh!t hole, group of NED's (none educated delinquent) walking along, hoods up. ****ing about with a football on the pavement (you can probably see were im going:cool:) when suddenly it rolls out into the road, car in front brakes and swerves round it but power steering in the transit all of a sudden locks :eek: :cool:........... POP!


I've not laughed that hard in ages :smt044:smt044:smt044

You knew they were uneducated delinquents how exactly?

[chris8886]

that is rather mean, but it hasn't stopped me laughing!

[Blue_SV650S]

that is rather mean, but it hasn't stopped me laughing!

+1!!

:smt044

[Wideboy]

You knew they were uneducated delinquents how exactly?


well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

[the_lone_wolf]

i was working in camberley high street yesterday, and a bunch of twenty-something sub-humans where busy getting drunk and swearing loudly at around midday, i was generally ignoring them when one of them yelled at the top of his lungs to another grunt accross the road - "oi, mate, you comin wiv us to getta drink" - to which he yells back - "naaah, i gotta be in va job centre at two" - as if it was some kind of hoop he had to jump through to get his dole money to spend on more bloody cider to drink at midday in the high street

boils my ****, paying taxes to support these scum when they treat jokseekers as an allowance to sit around and do nothing

so...

the long and short of it is that i laughed heartily, although you should have swerved..... and seen if you could collect a few of the scrotes on the pavement as well:cool:

[Blue_SV650S]

boils my ****, paying taxes to support these scum when they treat jokseekers as an allowance to sit around and do nothing



To be fair, if they have registered as alcoholics, they get £500/week on top of that too to 'feed' their habit!! 8)

[Law]

well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

It's half term here. :rolleyes:

[the_lone_wolf]

To be fair, if they have registered as alcoholics, they get £500/week on top of that too to 'feed' their habit!! 8)

it would be funny if it wasn't probably true:D:(:rolleyes:

[Frank]

If they were my kids ,who were on school hols and heading to the park ,then you would be getting a visit from Mr 3 by 2

[Blue_SV650S]

it would be funny if it wasn't probably true:D:(:rolleyes:

The sick thing is it IS true :shock: .... it might have gone up from £500 now too ...

[Stig]

well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

Don't get me wrong. I too would have had a very wrong grin on my face. Just wondered how you could be so sure they were as you described :?: Rather a few assumptions made I feel.

[Frank]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/ballAP1007_468x303.jpg
becareful out there

[Wideboy]

but do you not teach you kids to play next to busy roads?

if they were my kids i would clip them round the ear for d*cking about next to a road

countless times I've driven through that estate and kids walk out in front of cars to get them to stop so they can cross, i mean WTF!! if i had done that when i was young and didn't get killed my dad would have ended my life for me

i can picture it now, kid walks out infront of lorry, lorry mullers kid, driver banged up for manslaughter and even if he isnt his life would be ruined by what he had seen

[missyburd]

i can picture it now, kid walks out infront of lorry, lorry mullers kid, driver banged up for manslaughter and even if he isnt his life would be ruined by what he had seen

This reminds me of a time I was waiting for a bus and a couple of resident eejits thought it would be great fun to run back and forth across a VERY busy road at the height of rush hour, deliberately waiting for cars to get close then suddenly run out in front of them in a race to the other side :smt012:hackedoff:

There was an elderly couple waiting at the bus stop with me and the fella stepped out and yelled at one of these kids (no more than 10 years old) and they promptly stopped but if he hadn't been there they would probably have been hitting the headlines in the morning :rolleyes:

I don't get why kids are so feckin stoooopid when it comes to road safety, and it's not just down to parents, surely it's common sense not to dice with death at that age?

[hovis]

big bully

[Wideboy]

............

my step uncle had some one jump out infront of his rig a while back and was charged with manslaughter, courts cleared him now he's in canada driving





big bully

i know, good init :cool:

[Mr Speirs]

What on earth is in the boot of that car?

I saw a grown man run straight in front of a car yesterday. He was proper sprinting along the road comes to a junction and doesn't stop!! He got knocked to the ground but not badly more like the car tripped him over. The funny thing was he got really angry and started screaming and shouting at the driver who very calmly between the guys shouting said. 'You ran in front of me you tw@at'
Which made him think for a second dismiss then start shouting again. Genius

[joshmac]

well the fact that they weren't at school was a abit of a giveaway

It's half term here. :rolleyes:

I'm on half term for two weeks at the moment :smt065:p

[joshmac]

NED's (none educated delinquent)
Oh the irony... surely it'd be non-educated delinquent, or better still "UD/UED - uneducated delinquent":smt019

:smt043:p

[joshmac]

if he hadn't been there they would probably have been hitting the headlines in the morning :rolleyes:

Pun intended?

[missyburd]

Pun intended?
in retrospect yes ;)

[joshmac]

in retrospect yes ;)
Hehe... you can thank me later :p























































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[the_lone_wolf]

I saw a grown man run straight in front of a car yesterday. He was proper sprinting along the road comes to a junction and doesn't stop!! He got knocked to the ground but not badly more like the car tripped him over. The funny thing was he got really angry and started screaming and shouting at the driver who very calmly between the guys shouting said. 'You ran in front of me you tw@at'
Which made him think for a second dismiss then start shouting again. Genius

should've jumped in the car to finish the job and do his bit for the collective gene pool;)

[454697819]

its a fact of child hood you play with the ball near a road, if it goes into the road it gets popped by a car...

duh....