Why put a kettle, teabags and a cup & saucer out if there's no milk?

[Paul the 6th]

Seriously, staying in a hotel in london which is decent enough for work purposes, but why bother going to the effort? There's a kettle, 2 cups and saucers, a teabag with plastic spoon wrapped in plastic and sugar sachets... but no milk? and if I bought a pint from the tesco's round the corner, there's no fridge for it.

ffs.

[Foxy]

Did you not ask them why?

[simesb]

Pick up the phone, press 0, ask the nice lady to bring you a jug. pnarh pnarh

[Dave20046]

I'd complain!
*******s.

[Tiger 55]

All good hearted people take their tea black.

[Demonz]

What flavour tea is it?

[Paul the 6th]

james aimer coffe and tea 1884 "Superior quality tea"... looks like its from deepest darkest aldi. Only in london does this kind of sick perverted miscarriage of beverages ever happen... it has actually ruined my night.

[metalmonkey]

How long r you in London for?

[Paul the 6th]

til tomorra night but no doubt I'll be back within the next few weeks. Did you have some sick sworded plan for me? I bet you were gonna give me a sandwich with no filling... just two slices of bread with nothing in the middle

[metalmonkey]

til tomorra night but no doubt I'll be back within the next few weeks. Did you have some sick sworded plan for me? I bet you were gonna give me a sandwich with no filling... just two slices of bread with nothing in the middle

I was going to suggest cake in soho Friday and all:D......i'll leave the sword at home.

[Paul the 6th]

I say, cake in soho. Unfortunately I'm tied up in westminster (kinky sex games darling) at the Jolly St. Ermins hotel from 8am til about 5pm then getting out of london as quickly as possible = 4 hour drive back to the office in west yorkshire then 30 mins from office to home in york.

I'll give you a shout next time I'm down though... been down every other week for the past 6 weeks or so. Are there any good cake shops in soho?

[missyburd]

Lol at your sig Paul! :D

[Paul the 6th]

just this second changed it back lol typical... i bet you can't guess how bored I am

[Paul the 6th]

"hmmm, no replies to any of my nonsensical ramblings... I know, I'll change my sig and avatar. Then check the cp... someone will have replied by then."

[Dave20046]

quack quack

[Paul the 6th]

....."think I might have to check youtube and see if I've had anymore comments on the catherine wheel vid. Then I'll nip by the locostbuilders forums and see what the progress is like with my mates kit car, then pop back here and see if anyones posted any addictive/time wasting games."......


gotta love sitting in your hotel room when there's nowt on telly and you're up at 6.

[Seggons]

Here's a solution, use something like coffee mate instead. :D

[Paul the 6th]

there ain't no coffee mate. mate.

oh look out another villa balerina has done a splendid dive and is now being carried off by the hi viz pixies. And he's crying.

[Dave20046]

You could smoke the tea...

[Paul the 6th]

I haven't smoked tea for years :)

average of 63 views a day since monday night - if any of you haven't seen the catherine wheel rideout video yet, click here (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5lxYbGdCw)

[metalmonkey]

You could smoke the tea...

Thats a silly idea:p What you need to to is chop so its a fine powder, mix it with say with talc and powder and whatever else is lying about and snort it:winner: Much more fun......

I'm sure there are so good cakes places in soho, however its been a long time since I worked there. Maybe a bit of research, will be order but I do have my sources;)

[bris]

They put them littlt plastic tubs of that long life crap out for the tea, someone just forgot to replace them. get room service to bring some up.