ouch

[timwilky]

Damm, just been out bring in her washing. That there hailstone hurts

[hovis]

her washing?

so none of it was yours then?

[Mr Speirs]

Washing is never mine. As soon as it is in the washing basket it becomes hers until I get it back in my drawer. :)

[keithd]

her job her washing

end of

[timwilky]

Washing is never mine. As soon as it is in the washing basket it becomes hers until I get it back in my drawer. :)

It is her washing up to the point it becomes her ironing. Once back in my drawers I reclaim ownership.


edit

Washing basket, what is wrong with her picking it up off the bedroom floor. You need to get yours better trained.

[Mr Speirs]

I was trying to make myself look like the modern and caring man, fact is there are about 5 t-shirts, 3 jeans and several hundred socks currently sitting at the end of our bed waiting to get picked up. She's getting right lazy.

[Scoobs]

Hailstones???

Don't get those in Southern England...!

[G]

Hailstones???

Don't get those in Southern England...!

They are marble sized chunks of ice travelling at 100mph+

They hurt....and sometimes damage car roofs and bonnets :smt091

[lily]

Drew is really good at washing & housework come to think of it...... he sent me shopping friday evening so he could get on with the housework! :D

[600+]

Drew is really good at washing & housework come to think of it...... he sent me shopping friday evening so he could get on with the housework! :D

he needs shooting in the knees, then hanging and further painful torturing to take place!!! :smt027

he is creating a situation that if it goes public not sure what will happen to the rest of us!!

[Mr Speirs]

He obviously has broken the ancient unspoken code between men that keep us from having to do housework because her workmates husband does housework.

My jobs are Washing Up and taking the bins out.

[lily]

He obviously has broken the ancient unspoken code between men that keep us from having to do housework because her workmates husband does housework.

My jobs are Washing Up and taking the bins out.


no he is just better than me at it! :D

[Mr Speirs]

See this is what I say to Kerri. I hoped doing the washing up really badly for a few days would mean she would do it but she just took all the washing up and put it back on the dirty side and told me to do it again properly. Lesson Learnt.

[timwilky]

Do it wrong right and never be asked again. Women have their part in society. 5000 years of training has honed them into todays domestic goddesses.

Still I do the cooking. I don't want the b*tch trying to poison me again.

[G]

Do it wrong right and never be asked again. Women have their part in society. 5000 years of training has honed them into todays domestic goddesses.



+1 She really believes I cant Iron :cool: I took so long last time she tried to teach me that she's never asked me again



Still I do the cooking. I don't want the b*tch trying to poison me again.

Indeed, Kerry cant cook to save her life.....she burns pasta and potatoes FFS....no idea about timings etc

My jobs are too hoover (she claims to not beable to lift the hoover as we have 3 flights of stairs), cook and wash up. Occasionaly I will get ropped into cleaning the bathrooms :rolleyes:

[Mr Speirs]

CLEANING THE BATHROOM!!! That's one that Kerri tries to ask me to do but I have always flat out refused to do that one. I boring and the bath is massive. No way no how.
Why is it always on a Sunday during the MotoGp that she decides that the flat is untidy and needs cleaning?

[G]

Just the sunday???

My Kerry thinks cleaning is a whole weekend task......hence I let her get on with it lol

(I enjoy pointing out missed parts the most)

[lily]

I'm starting to think i have an odd one of the species?!

[G]

Probably, he let you get a bike ;)

j/k by the way :smt027

[Sean_C]

Me and Izi do the cooking together, I get moaned at for washing up, but I hate mess so can't leave it. I think I'd end up doing most the cleaning if we lived together. After all, the job has to be done properly, or not at all.

[lily]

Probably, he let you get a bike ;)

j/k by the way :smt027
nar let me get a bike so wasn't sat on the back of his! ;)

[Girth]

her job her washing

end of


+1

exactly!

[Bluepete]

I'm a better cook than Mrs BP and she will happily admit it. I generally do the hoovering and dusting etc on my days off in the week whilst she and the rug rats are at school. Stops me being bored.
Then again, I have spent the last two days building and installing a new fire in the living room and decorating throughout.
She deffo does the washing though, I even put her name on the utility room door, just like the kids have on their rooms! And, even better, I SURVIVED!!!!

[Tara]

i do the washing and ironing and i clean the bathroom and the cooking, falc hoovers and dusts and cleans the kitchen. The dishwasher the best thing we ever bought

[Lissa]

Pete is quite capable of putting washing in the machine, and hanging it up..........and he does.

I do the cooking, so he does the washing up.


He's crap at all other housework though, which is why I don't let him do it. Just like polishing the bike, he doesn't do that right either. Mr Sheene indeed!:rolleyes:

[Drew Carey]

Just seen this thread........

And I must say, I don't mind doing the housework, for the simple reason that I like a clean and tidy house and I do a better job than Lily. Plus if she leaves me to do it I can have it done in half the time.