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Sid Squid
01-11-08, 10:11 AM
1. Doorbell rings, I answer and a swarm of horrible blackmailers dressed as children demand; "Trick or treat!", I say; "I'll have a treat please", confusion holds for just a moment and then a tiny girl gives me a bar of chocolate. Soho Massive suggest I should feel guilty, however taste of chocolate causes me to forget all thoughts of conscience etc.

2. Get text last night as follows:

I've painted my wellies silver and left them out the front tonight, little b******s won't ring my bell if they think Gary Glitter lives here.

sv-robo
01-11-08, 11:01 AM
i've painted my wellies silver and left them out the front tonight, little b******s won't ring my bell if they think gary glitter lives here.

pmsl!!

MiniMatt
01-11-08, 11:13 AM
Little barstewards ripped the wipers off every other car in the street :( And proper ripped off, taken half the arm assembly with it too.

Didn't even get the option of trick or treat, everyone just got trick :(

Tara
01-11-08, 11:26 AM
all the cars at the front car park were egged last night - ours was round the back.

muffles
01-11-08, 01:05 PM
A guy on Pistonheads ran after some kids that egged his house, with a pack of 6 of his own, caught them down an alleyway and egged them back :smt046

the_lone_wolf
01-11-08, 03:35 PM
Didn't even get the option of trick or treat, everyone just got trick :(

trick them next year with a sniper rifle at the top floor window and turning out all the lights;)