Top Gear

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I am already laughing at Clarkson , his test of the Porsche was him just screaming with a Death Metal band playing in the background LOL . He has stopped saying "Torques" as a unit of Power and has started to say "Horsepowers" instead :D

[dizzyblonde]

LMAO, just said exactly the same thing...bloody horsepowers!

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And the kid and the Labrador driving the car :D , my stomache hurts .

[tanis34]

loved the burning of the porsche time lol

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"What time did it do it in?"
"Oh I dunno .... about an hour"


Here we go , a challenge :D

[SuzukiNess]

forgot all about it till i saw the posts... thanks ... awaiting stomach sore laughter :rolleyes: :smt081

[lily]

forgot all about it till i saw the posts... thanks ...

+1

now in trouble with drew that we have missed 20 mins :rolleyes:

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It gets repeated late one night anyway so you can catch the beginning ..........

What the HELL are they doing with the lorry paint jobs O_o ?

[tanis34]

what have they to them lorries lol love the kennel

[dizzyblonde]

serious mode,,,,,

How can the BBC justify giving them 5 grand a piece to buy a lorry each??

serious mode off....

and decorate it like an indian elephant taxi :smt081

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serious mode,,,,,

How can the BBC justify giving them 5 grand a piece to buy a lorry each??

serious mode off....

and decorate it like an indian elephant taxi :smt081

I`d rather they give them the money than Wossy and "Booky Wooky" Wussell


Oh my GOD , where is that Alpine Course and who will lend me a Supermoto for an hour ? :D

[dizzyblonde]

I`d rather they give them the money than Wossy and "Booky Wooky" Wussell


Oh my GOD , where is that Alpine Course and who will lend me a Supermoto for an hour ? :D


lol...well I couldn't say any better myself....whos to bet the giant cake ends up on the ceiling of the trailer

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Here comes the Obligatory bashing of Mays vehicle with "accidental" scrapes :D

[dizzyblonde]

In fact I've just realised, I think Clarkson has been to YC for help with his paint job.......I could recognise the matt black paint applied with a stick look anywhere :-)

[tanis34]

oops who left their trailer lol

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That car is gonna come out the back , them doors are goosed man :D

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Whoop there it goes :D

[dizzyblonde]

hahahahahahahahahahaha I so wanted him to go backwards down that hilll.......
and the micra falls out tehehe

[dizzyblonde]

poor cake, don't want a slice of that now thanks ;-)

[dizzyblonde]

now the question is.....is Clarksons trailer gonna go up in smoke

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That was Uncanny Dizzy ?

[lily]

Fire!!!!!!

[dizzyblonde]

I so can't type as fast as I think...lol, I so like their challenges

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I live for the challenges , the tests are ok and the Banter is good , but the challenges are worth the licence fee alone :D

[dizzyblonde]

ahh ya see theres the justification in the 15 grand......we actually pay for it. Front row entertainment tickets so to speak

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Ok the Parkinson bit isn`t gonna go down as a highlight of the season

[dizzyblonde]

bring on demolition derby

[plowsie]

"eat my magnum!!! Yeahhhhh!"

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"eat my magnum!!! Yeahhhhh!"

Ice Lolly Plowsie ?

[dizzyblonde]

that drum kit os soooo gonna be flat

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Nooooo not OLIVER

[dizzyblonde]

seee demoliton time

[dizzyblonde]

mwahahahahahahhahahaha

[dizzyblonde]

oooooooo lots of teeth whistling then from the other side of the couch....glad we have had lunch!

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Clarkson getting hurt ............... snigger

Well that was a good start to the season , cue 3 lacklustre episodes in a row before they drip feed us another good one :D

[tanis34]

at last i can stop laughing lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Seggons]

Oh my GOD , where is that Alpine Course and who will lend me a Supermoto for an hour ? :D

'Spose that track is one of the better things we have in Bedfordshire. :D

[Wideboy]

wasn't that funny, alot of it is set up anyway :smt017

[Lozzo]

'Spose that track is one of the better things we have in Bedfordshire. :D

Is it the 7% loop (Alpine Hill Circuit) at Millbrook?

If it is I used to drive it daily in all sorts of cars from 3 cylinder 1.0 litre Corsas to Lotus Esprit V8s - I used to be a test driver there, one of the most boring jobs in the world.

[mrsgid]

i loved this laughed my head of gid looking at me like i was wierd

[mrsgid]

wasn't that funny, alot of it is set up anyway :smt017
why i thought it was funny. So what if it was great t.v

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I used to be a test driver there, one of the most boring jobs in the world.

Suppose it is like working at a biscuit factory , you soon get bored of it . I just want a quick thrapp around there on a Supermoto and I`d be happy :D

[Lozzo]

But no-one ever expects working in a biscuit factory to be a glamourous well paid job. Test driving wasn't badly paid, but you soon get bored of going round in circles for days on end in the same car on the same 2 mile bit of boring 6 lane track at 145mph. 8 whole hours of driving at those speeds when there's nothing new to divert your attention soon becomes very boring, and I have to confess I did at times get mesmerised by flashes of the joins in the armco 3 foot away - I even fell asleep at 130mph one night shift when I had been kept awake by my kids being little sods with their mother downstairs while I tried to sleep.

When we were doing handling circuit or hill route work it was far better because the work was varied and the schedules you ran to give you something to concentrate on, and you get to drive round the whole facility on some of the schedules. I got stuck mainly doing gearbox testing for Lotus, Rover high speed endurance testing and emmissions testing of a Frontera diesel, which was even worse because you're stuck at 35mph on the same 2 mile bowl for most of that.

[keithd]

wasn't that funny, alot of it is set up anyway :smt017


no! you think!!! thanks for contributing in the thread tho.!!

dont let the door hit you on the way out...:smt083

[Flamin_Squirrel]

I hope they get Hamilton back for another interview 8)

[krhall]

I know it is set-up, I know it's opinionated, but it is laugh out loud funny and non-pc and absolutely great TV. It is the only thing on TV worth watching.

[Richie]

My Wife Hates the Programme because of one person, Yes JC...

Thats why she goes upstairs and rings her mum for an hour and I get to watch it in piece with a few beers... NICE to be Back !

[454697819]

Thank the lord for bbc i player!

[Mr Speirs]

Quite a few people hate JC don't they?

But apparently Richard Hammend is a bit of a **** in real life whereas my source says that JC was one of the nicest people he's met.

[Spokey]

" ... murder a prostitute ..." ...
wonder if that will go unnoticed after the furore with Brand and Ross this week ... ?

Agree though - Top Gear back on form ... :-D

[MR UKI (1)]

Is it the 7% loop (Alpine Hill Circuit) at Millbrook?

If it is I used to drive it daily in all sorts of cars from 3 cylinder 1.0 litre Corsas to Lotus Esprit V8s - I used to be a test driver there, one of the most boring jobs in the world.

Did anyone notice the dig at Fifth Gear at the start of the truck thing, the big building with the flag at Millbrook is the secret test track/studio that Fifth Gear use :)

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I didn`t notice that .

[TazDaz]

I loved how Clarkson got a little annoyed when James scraped his lorry down the side of his. Clarkson has always deliberately crashed into him lol!

[missyburd]

But apparently Richard Hammend is a bit of a **** in real life

I won't hear of it I won't!!!! :p

Anyone notice the pulp fiction quote by Clarkson after his drum kit was wrecked? Amused me anyhow hehe

[redshift]

I have the sense of humour of a jar of marmite - I laugh out loud at nothing anymore. Apart from Top Gear. There's something about watching three middle aged (ish) blokes dicking about in cars that makes me giggle like a schoolboy who's just heard a new swearword. Especialy when things catch fire.

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It is the only thing I religiously watch on TV now ....... everything else is just ......... Meh!

[Ablazze]

Be nice if they occasionally road tested some cars...


Jas...

[Mr Speirs]

Na road testing cars is boring. I am not interested in how a Lambo handles as I will never own one. Plus its a Lambo. Regardless its guna be a nice car.

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Be nice if they occasionally road tested some cars...


Jas...

I knew there was something missing LOL