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Works in my local tescos where I get lunch.
Damn what was I thinking. Sick bag please. I hid. Shes bigger than 4 of me.
How many of you lot have bumped into an ex/first girl you kissed/got it on with? What was your reaction.
It didn't bring back particulary good memories, but then I was only like 9 years old :lol:
i got the ultimate revenge
i had to phone my ex and tell him what his child support assessment was
Class!
and my mate bumped into them last year - and yup it was the what were you thinking
Being happy over revenge is not a good trait to be proud of :lol:
I just mean, bumping into an ex somewhere without intent....
you never met the ex - he deserved everything he got and no he didn't dump me I dumped him. He just had a very big mouth
Paul the 6th
03-11-08, 02:53 PM
My tactic was to say "hiya" and carry on walking... Not exactly the sickbag routine but more of a "Just why?" feeling...
Asside from that, my ex-flatmate made a point of inviting my ex around to our flat when I was in with the missus about a year ago. ****ing ****, I got him back in the end mind :)
timwilky
03-11-08, 03:25 PM
I was with the wife at a physiotherapy outpatients when a lady and child sat next to me and she said "Hello Tim".
After a second or two I realised it was the girl that so many years ago I had my first `you know too much information etc.` with.
Hello, says I. "Is this your daughter? No it is my grand daughter. She smiles as she sees me start thinking/counting and says My daughter is 25.
worry over as it was a damm sight longer than 25/26 years ago. And I turn to the wife and say. "This is Evelyn, a girl I used to know when I was a school".
Problem was even after all those years I would have, just for old times sake.
Problem was even after all those years I would have, just for old times sake.
:lol: :lol:
The girl I first had my birds and bee's experience with, well she was hot at the time.
I met her about 5-6 years later. She still had the hot top half, but the bottom (literally) stuck out like a black womens booty, injected with extra lard, just for extra bounce.
I remember her older sister had the same booty, and also thinking "damn I hope Sarah don't turn out like that"
We parted ways, I guess I was lucky :lol: (not that theres anything wrong with nice round bottoms, its just when the bottom looks the size of the entire back seat of a car, you gotta think) :lol:
Dangerous Dave
03-11-08, 05:15 PM
How many of you lot have bumped into an ex/first girl you kissed/got it on with? What was your reaction.
Yeap, bumped into an ex before.... :pukel:
I don't know what happened to her, she was a very attractive young woman but now needing a.... :batman:
BBadger
03-11-08, 06:03 PM
mmm i went back to say thanks to my instructor (whos called dave ) and "The EX" had just taken her cbt and failed .... brought a tear of joy to my eye as she kept asking if she could drive with me .. nooo way!
the_lone_wolf
03-11-08, 06:32 PM
Works in my local tescos where I get lunch.
Damn what was I thinking. Sick bag please. I hid. Shes bigger than 4 of me.
just means there's more cushion for the pushin';)
I saw my first crush about 20 years after we left school. He looked just like the guy in the Mr Muscle ads!
Did amuse me:D
Guess I'm lucky, haven't bumped into any exes.. But then, I haven't had anything to do with anybody that went to my school since leaving, so that's not exactly surprising. ;)
the_lone_wolf
03-11-08, 06:40 PM
I saw my first crush about 20 years after we left school. He looked just like the guy in the Mr Muscle ads!
who'd have thought you'd end up married to him eh?;)
who'd have thought you'd end up married to him eh?;)
Izi was telling me her mum has married her off :eek:
To me, believe it or not :eek:
Wideboy
03-11-08, 07:09 PM
bumped into mine a few months back, hardcore rudegirl chavette :lol:
who'd have thought you'd end up married to him eh?;)
How dare you!
I'm NOT married:p
the_lone_wolf
03-11-08, 07:22 PM
How dare you!
I'm NOT married:pjust pete's arm candy?;)
just pete's arm candy?;)
And a whole lot more:smt008
the_lone_wolf
03-11-08, 07:26 PM
And a whole lot more:smt008
ballast to keep the duke on the road?:confused:
chris8886
03-11-08, 07:26 PM
i saw the girl i first kissed not long ago and my thought was... 'i'm not surprised that didn't go anywhere.' i was punching WELL above my weight. lol
ballast to keep the duke on the road?:confused:
Yes, I'm the ballast:D
andyharding
03-11-08, 07:34 PM
My first kiss got in contact with me through the wonders of facebook. God she is hot. How did a bald b*****d like me pull someone like her. Its sure aint my good looks and whitty personality.
I saw my ex on TV about 2 years ago....
Thank god she's my ex as she was on the Jeremy Kyle show...
Lucky escape...
Jayneflakes
03-11-08, 08:24 PM
Several years ago I met up with the girl I first played tonsil hokey with after a few years of being in separate countries.
She was rather boring and kept on going on about what we did with the cucumber back then... (for god sake, we were children, we ate it like a banana... Wash your minds out.)
Quiff Wichard
03-11-08, 10:23 PM
the girl i first kissed is now a lesbian..fact
the girl i first kissed is now a lesbian..fact
says it all really!!!!!!!!! :p;)
I saw my first crush about 20 years after we left school. He looked just like the guy in the Mr Muscle ads!
Did amuse me:D
"Girth"????
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll278/xcjetboy/DSC00199.jpg
The first girl I ever slept with is now married to a mate of mine and she's a top lass. He knows about it but it's never an issue as it was so long ago.
Spikenipple
03-11-08, 11:08 PM
My ex is now a lesbian. Dammit.
davepreston
03-11-08, 11:24 PM
met my first ahhem girlfriend at my mates wedding, he was a yank marine i'd done so training with we became good mates and he was marrying her (hadnt set eyes on her in 15 years). he asked me to say a few words at the reception. i respectfully declined siteing i was unaccustomed to public speaking,
My first girlfriend is my now daughter's mother - she was the first girl I kissed, first girl I asked out and the first girl I slept with. We were together for 8 years on and off from the age of 10/11. We see each other about once a month for a social chat and we get on famously, always have. I regularly see another girl called Julie who I went out with around the same time, she recently got remarried and looks damn hot for 44 years old. I keep Julie and Caron well apart because they hate each other, all because of some silly incident in 1974 when I dumped Julie to go back out with Caron.
In fact, I still see a lot of my exes and get on great with all of them except my ex-wife, for whom I'd feel no pangs of remorse should I 'accidentally' run over and then back up over her lifeless, useless, cheating, thieving body and then pop a couple of 12 bore cartridges into for good measure, all accidentally of course.
met my first ahhem girlfriend at my mates wedding, he was a yank marine i'd done so training with we became good mates and he was marrying her (hadnt set eyes on her in 15 years). he asked me to say a few words at the reception. i respectfully declined siteing i was unaccustomed to public speaking,
I was best man at the wedding of a girl I went out with for 4 years. She married one of my best mates, and I accepted his request to be best man as long as I could cop off with a bridesmaid. Unbeknown to me, Lisa had already asked my other half to be a bridesmaid.
startrek.steve
04-11-08, 09:11 AM
the girl i first kissed is now a lesbian..fact
the fourth girl I kissed was Bi... she now has at least 2 kids...
Yeah Baby!!!
Steve
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