View Full Version : I awoke this morning to find ......
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 05:35 PM
A heck of a lot of North Wales finest police people rummaging in my garden . I was in the kitchen after having showered and dressed and was just putting my Helmet on . I turned around to make sure the Mutt was settled and out the corner of my eye I thought I saw a Black shirt waft past my window . I blinked and stepped back to look and saw nothing there . My interest was now raised and I opened the back door to be greeted by 4 Policemen jumping backwards in fright . Well I am rather tall and imposing with all the bike gear on :D .
I raised an eyebrow and enquired as to what was occurring here and they asked me If I had seen anyone . I said no and if I had I would have asked them what the heck they were doing in my garden . The Police just went back through my gate without saying anything . OKAY then :rolleyes: .
I went outside and started the bike up and reversed her out of the driveway and was immediately surrounded by Police . I had to remove my gloves and helmet/facemask to show them who I am . There was rather a lot of them , 20 in my view at first estimation . I started bike back up and tried to get out of my estate and was immediately stopped by a Ford Focus and ID`d again .... sigh . Travelled about 5 yards and had what looked like a riot wagon blocking my way from a junction . There was Police absolutely everywhere . The driver was just about to ask me to remove my gear when he was radioed that I was ok to go . I asked him what was happening and was told they were looking for "Seth" . That was all , I decided to get the heck out of there as I was already in danger of running late . On the way to work there were dozens of Police Focus`s blasting towards my town with lights on but NO siren .
I still have no idea what has happened and when I got home tonight there wasn`t a single person on the street to ask and it`s like a ghost town out there , well it usually is , but it`s worse tonight :D
pencil shavings
03-11-08, 05:39 PM
conspiracy!!! :)
Dangerous Dave
03-11-08, 05:39 PM
North Wales finest police people
Ha, ha, there ain't any!
I would say they were looking for somebody and with your helmet on they wouldn't be able to tell if it was you or there suspect. Bit of a cheek though not to tell you what is going on when the are on your land...
The last I heard, Seth had died ages ago. Infact I think Zac Dingle took over as gamekeeper at Home Farm.
seth?
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxcCXio-4_I&feature=related
shifter
03-11-08, 05:52 PM
It was probably someone who forgot to pay their speeding tax, I mean fine whatever they call it
Warthog
03-11-08, 05:52 PM
Oh No! Seth has escaped?!?! Holy dear God NO!!!!
*runs and hides*
madness
03-11-08, 05:57 PM
I hope they caught Seth. Will that amount of police about he's bound to be a dangerous psycho.
shifter
03-11-08, 06:04 PM
Isn't Seth the local doughnt salesmen?
he's probably hiding in your garden somewhere waiting for you to go to sleep .... ;)
Badger, you have a PM, or rather, you will have a PM...
madness
03-11-08, 06:09 PM
Badger, you have a PM, or rather, you will have a PM...
That's not fair! If you know who Seth is please share it with us all!
That's not fair! If you know who Seth is please share it with us all!
No deal. For many reasons. Primarily that I'm not sure if the person I'm thinking of is the person plod were searching for.
It wouldn't be good to start malicious rumours about people would it? I believe that's called slander...
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 06:14 PM
PM duly noted Baph .. Hmmmmmmm (gets something big and heavy to have at hand)
Dangerous Dave
03-11-08, 06:18 PM
Whats this Seth bloke done then?
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 06:19 PM
Not sure , streets are suspiciously quiet and the usual Scrotes are not knocking about !!!!!
Who's Seth then???
Where is he???
Wot's he gone and done???
Hmmm.... Best get Sherlock on the case!!!
dizzyblonde
03-11-08, 06:59 PM
Seth Armstrong??? hehe
Bluepete
03-11-08, 07:14 PM
They have located Cain and Abel and are now looking for the third member of the "Adam and Eve" gang, a notorious grpup of ruthless religious fanatics........
dizzyblonde
03-11-08, 07:27 PM
[quote=BluePete;1675025]now looking for the third member of the "Adam and Eve" gang, [quote]
what :rolleyes:....SSSSSSSSSeth the SSSSSSSnake
Bluepete
03-11-08, 07:29 PM
No; Seth, the third son of Adam and Eve................
Everyone knows the snake was called Charles
chakraist
03-11-08, 07:31 PM
Who is this mysterious Seth?
Google presents me with... SETH JONES FOOTBALL DEVELOPMENT OFFICER- is it him?
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 08:03 PM
No idea , still trying to find out what has gone on
Speedy Claire
03-11-08, 08:27 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm bit scary...... have you checked this Seth isn`t hiding in your attic or something? he could`ve sneaked in there when you went to work. That`s what i`d be worried about
http://uploads.bikechat.net/Speedy Claire/fear.bmp
Gene genie
03-11-08, 08:34 PM
by eck badger what have you been up to? sounds like the old bill have got your cards marked and you'll have your collar felt before the end of the week.
do you like porridge fletcher?
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 08:36 PM
Mmmmm Porridge :D
Dunno what has occurred , and anyway Claire , xXBADGERXx`s Sett is very secure . Plus I think the Dog would have had something to say about intruders . And as a precaution I did a sweep of my home when I returned :D
Gene genie
03-11-08, 08:40 PM
were they cops with cameras fletch?
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 08:44 PM
No but I did notice Tazers in abundance
Gene genie
03-11-08, 08:51 PM
No but I did notice Tazers in abundance
bugger me!!!!!:smt072
dead handy if you've got a flat battery badger.:D
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 08:54 PM
The Battery is fine :D , I have an Oxford 360t for bad winter duties but havent needed it on this bike yet , the Force is strong with the SV Battery :D
Rum mate you are.All the way up tp yours as planned and you get the old bill on to me !!!!!
thanks .
Is it illegal in your town to creep round gardens in the dark
Gene genie
03-11-08, 09:27 PM
creep around in gardens in the dark, ohhhh they were druids!!!!
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 09:30 PM
LOL Gid . haven`t heard that expression for years ...... Rum :D
LOL Gid . haven`t heard that expression for years ...... Rum :D
Aim to bring pleasure into your sheltered life.
Off topic...How much is Pecky round your way
No but I did notice Tazers in abundance
Now that supprises me. I'd of expected at least one armed response unit, if it is indeed the guy I'm thinking of.
But then, I suppose it's a matter of deployment without justification.
davepreston
03-11-08, 10:05 PM
that seth must be a scary lad, that many stops with all the wanted notices on your number plate and they couldnt spare one cop to take you in :) lock your door
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:11 PM
How much is Pecky round your way
If I KNEW what that was I would be able to answer that .
My number plate is so PIMP that no Policeman would nick me for it
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:13 PM
Now that supprises me. I'd of expected at least one armed response unit, if it is indeed the guy I'm thinking of.
But then, I suppose it's a matter of deployment without justification.
Well to be honest Baph , I think I did see a Volvo around one of the corners with different marking on it , wasn`t sure of it though as I was seriously getting the heebie jeebies with all of it and wanted out of there :D
jimmy-james
03-11-08, 10:18 PM
Life in livin in 'da hood' eh!
madness
03-11-08, 10:22 PM
No but I did notice Tazers in abundance
Doesn't suprise me. The criminally insane can muster tremendous strength.
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:24 PM
Life in livin in 'da hood' eh!
Jimmy , this town is so small that if you sneeze when doing 30 mph you will miss it . It isn`t the most exciting place on Earth and this has to be something massive here LOL
Jimmy , this town is so small that if you sneeze when doing 30 mph you will miss it . It isn`t the most exciting place on Earth and this has to be something massive here LOL
I can vouch for that, I lived there for a short while!
Pig-town... :lol:
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:28 PM
Yes that is the literal translation of the town Name :D
Luckypants
03-11-08, 10:31 PM
Quite good place for a guy known as badger to live. (Y moch ddear! :D )
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:31 PM
Hmmmm yes , didn`t think of it like that either :D
Isn`t it "Ddaer" ?
jimmy-james
03-11-08, 10:34 PM
Any more on this, have you had a search under your bushes for hidden firearms or weopons lol?
Luckypants
03-11-08, 10:35 PM
Hmmmm yes , didn`t think of it like that either :D
Isn`t it "Ddaer" ?
both wrong, it's 'daear' - had to look up spelling.
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 10:38 PM
Haven`t looked in the Garden for contraband , and yes Mike as I typed it , it looked wrong to me , seen enough of those signs on the A55 to know how it should be spelt and still got it wrong LOL
If I KNEW what that was I would be able to answer that .
My number plate is so PIMP that no Policeman would nick me for it
soz ...Pecky.....Petrol
xXBADGERXx
03-11-08, 11:55 PM
Tescos are very close to 95p a litre now
madness
06-11-08, 09:31 PM
Any news on Seth?!!
Fire fighters have been sent to tackle a blaze at an abandonned house, but aparet from that, not an awful lot.
http://www.topix.com/city/seth-wv
"SETH!"
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t129/Incognito400/seth.jpg
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