You can all congratulate me now.

[Stig]

I have just found out I passed my Project Management exams.

How the f'k I did it I don't know. But I don't care. I PASSED.

Whoohoo, yipee.

That is all.

[Warthog]

Congratulations! :thumbsup:

[flibble]

Woohoo!! :cheers:

It took me loads of attempts to pass my last 3hr written exam!! :rolleyes:

[Grinch]

Congrats, your so great.

[philbut]

Nice one dude - congrats!

[SuzukiNess]

well done!

[FG1]

Pat on the back for Si then. Well done dude.

[tanis34]

congrats and a job well done

[Sosha]

cONGRATS.

[sarah]

Good work. Exams are poo.

[KnightRider]

Nice one mate. Which one was it?

[Stig]

It was the Prince2 Foundation and Practitioner

Thanks all for your congratulations, even if I did ask for it. :lol:

[KnightRider]

Nice one. Prince 2 is always a good thing to have on your CV!

[Foxy]

Congratulations :cheers: no mean feat by anyone's standards and many struggle to pass the Foundation let alone pass the Practitioner too. Muchio celebrations to be had methinks :drink:

[alan pasfield]

nice one congrats this must mean your gonna be high up any jobs going need a change

[DanAbnormal]

Well done. Do you get a nice salary increase now?

[Stig]

Well done. Do you get a nice salary increase now?

I got that before I did the course. :wink: Getting that course was part of my bargaining for me staying put and not taking another job I had been offered. :cool:

[DanAbnormal]

I got that before I did the course. :wink: Getting that course was part of my bargaining for me staying put and not taking another job I had been offered. :cool:

Nice, so when you getting a new(er) bike? :)

[Stig]

Nice, so when you getting a new(er) bike? :)

When I've killed Bucket. It seems quite indestructable though.

Besides, there isn't anything out there I see as a replacement.

[Stig]

Congratulations :cheers: no mean feat by anyone's standards and many struggle to pass the Foundation let alone pass the Practitioner too. Muchio celebrations to be had methinks :drink:

Hey if a thicko like me can do it...

[DanAbnormal]

When I've killed Bucket. It seems quite indestructable though.

Lend it to me for a few days. :)

[Stig]

Lend it to me for a few days. :)

I've tried every trick in the book. I should rename it to Christine.

[Grinch]

Want a new job.. they are looking for PM at my place. lol.

[Stig]

Want a new job.. they are looking for PM at my place. lol.

I have no intention of being a PM :lol:

[Warthog]

Private Message? Prime Minister?

[Grinch]

Project Manager...

[Warthog]

Less interesting... :(

[Warthog]

Potato Masher? :lol:

[Warthog]

Pyjama Mender

[Warthog]

P**** Massager?! :lol:

[Warthog]

Off to Mehga thread for me... :(

[Stig]

Well I can safely say the answer is still I don't want to be one. And that goes for all of the suggestions so far.

[KnightRider]

Whats wrong with project management? That's what I do!

[Stig]

Whats wrong with project management? That's what I do!

LOL exactly my friend. I am what one in the trade would call lazy. I do not believe in earning my money. I believe in others earning it for me.

I do not want hassle, I do not want travel, I do not want responsibility. I know that if I want the money then I will have to accept some if not all of those things but in moderation thank you very much.

I get paid quite well at the moment for doing very little. I intend to find another job that will pay considerably more for not a great deal more effort.

Project Management does not come into that scenario.

[KnightRider]

Your funny ape.

[Devil Biccy]

Bit late i know but well done so which project will you be managing?

[rictus01]

I seem to remember a conversation along the lines of.....

"and what is it you do ?"

"Oh I'm a cable guy, you know run data cables for a living"

seems like a lifetime ago doesn't it, really chuffed for you mate.

Cheers Mark.

[DanAbnormal]

Whats wrong with project management? That's what I do!

If they are anything liek the PM's at our place then I can understand why you would not want to do it ape. Most PM's at work couldn't find their ass with both hands.

[Stig]

I seem to remember a conversation along the lines of.....

"and what is it you do ?"

"Oh I'm a cable guy, you know run data cables for a living"

seems like a lifetime ago doesn't it, really chuffed for you mate.

Cheers Mark.

Now you come to mention it Mark, you are so right. I have progressed a bit in a few short years. I thank my stars I actually went on that first interview that took me away from the data cabling lark. I so very nearly talked myself out of going. A days loss of pay to go for an interview where they would have laughed me out of the room. Just goes to show I guess. Never under estimate your own abilities. :) Our chats over time have certainly kept me focused. ;)

So now to rule the world. :lol:

[Stig]

Bit late i know but well done so which project will you be managing?


I've pretty much decided I want to be a Project Management Office Manager rather than a Project Manager. Like I said before. I don't particularly want to earn my money, I want people to earn it for me.

I've already been in the Project Office environment now for the past 4 years and worked through all the various aspects to this from surveys and proposal documents through to the installations themselves and on to handover. I enjoy it but have decided it is now stale.

I lead a team on quality assurance and handover which I built myself. It works very efficiently and I have little input anymore. It more or less runs itself. So getting bored.

I now want to run the whole show. :)

[Messie]

Only just seen this. Well done!!!

I remember the cable guy comments as well.

I say Si for Prime Minister. At least we'll get decent laws for bikes and bikers! Whaddya mean, you don't want to work that hard??


Congrats


BTW if you EVER think of getting rid of James, I mean er Bucket, I get first dibs. One day I'm going to use him to learn about bike mechey stuff and do him up properly!!

[Stig]

Only just seen this. Well done!!!

I remember the cable guy comments as well.

I say Si for Prime Minister. At least we'll get decent laws for bikes and bikers! Whaddya mean, you don't want to work that hard??


Congrats


BTW if you EVER think of getting rid of James, I mean er Bucket, I get first dibs. One day I'm going to use him to learn about bike mechey stuff and do him up properly!!

Again, thanks for the congratulations. :)

As for Bucket. It's here to stay to the bitter end. :wink:

[tonyk]

congrats buddy......
and the next round will be on...:mrgreen:

[sandman]

oh yeah i forgot to say a big well done
I hate exams personally

[Stig]

oh yeah i forgot to say a big well done
I hate exams personally

You would not believe how much I hated that course and those exams. :lol:

[pencil shavings]

well done :)

[chris8886]

good work mr ape well done!

[Stig]

And again, thank you all. :lol: I shall have to go and find more exams to pass. :lol:

Actually I don't think I'll bother.

[walkaboutandy]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/thumb.gif

[DanAbnormal]

And again, thank you all. :lol: I shall have to go and find more exams to pass. :lol:

Actually I don't think I'll bother.
Could you do my CCNA for me please?

[Stig]

Could you do my CCNA for me please?


And there revealed was my hidden answer. :lol: