how do you get a girl to unlike you!

[Gene genie]

on the back of bluesv650s thread i thought this might be quite entertaining.
okay i'll start, out with a pal one night in oldham many years ago and he got chatting to a couple of ex-cons from prisoner cell block H.
these were rough, plaster on the glasses of one, scar on the other, broken arm in plaster with expletives written on it.
my mate dumped the pair on me and did a runner. once the ladies discovered that my dear friend has had it away on his toes they were both clinging on to me and telling me what they were both going to do to me.
well i was very quiet and shy at the time so i convinced them to let go while i went to the toilet, one went on sentry duty at the front door. went in gents, aha, open window. climbed out and did one. never returned to oldham for many months.

[sv-robo]

Have it away with her mother??

[Biker Biggles]

Ho Ho
I had many similar experiences in my misspent youth from Cardiff to Capetown and all points in between.

[Bibio]

the magic words... ' i'm gay so no way'

[Lissa]

Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick:p

[Dappa D]

Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick:p

lol beat me too it!!

also...keep itching ur crotch...i expect that would do it!

[chasey]

also...keep itching ur crotch...i expect that would do it!

...and then smell your finger/hand ;)

[Gene genie]

Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick:p
harsh, but fair.:)

[Lozzo]

The best way to turn a girl right off you is to keep comparing her to your ex. Works wonders.

[Gene genie]

The best way to turn a girl right off you is to keep comparing her to your ex. Works wonders.
oooooh clever. very wicked.

[Quiff Wichard]

marry her-

worked for me- twice !!

[yorkie_chris]

Go back to hers after a night out and pi$$ on her mother.

[Lozzo]

marry her-

worked for me- twice !!

I will never marry again, I will meet a girl I don't like and just give her a house instead - Rod Stewart

[Alpinestarhero]

cry alot and keep ringing her sobbing

[Gene genie]

Go back to hers after a night out and pi$$ on her mother.
are we talking from personal experience here?:-D

[yorkie_chris]

No, but a mate of mine did. At his place, it was out of bedroom door, turn left, open door and let rip. He did exact same thing at girlfriends house but instead of letting rip into bog, he let rip all over (soon to be ex) girlfriends' mothers legs.

[Blue_SV650S]

Well, going by another thread on here , telling them your name is Blue_SV650S should do the trick:p

:takeabow:

[jimmy-james]

Eat a vindaloo and Fart lots, and if anyone you like asks blame it on the biffers! There is always burping in her face or saying you are gay!

[Frank]

In the words of Gid on the marches night out..."Here's my friend Gav(wideboy)he is a 20 yr shy and timid virgin ,pls be gentle with him"
She must have liked a challenge ,because as I glanced back while legging it through the club ,she was like a rash on him.

[Vickster]

**** on her face?

[Frank]

**** on her face?
now that is a very lady like thing to say.
why not just shout "**** OFF YOU DOG"

[Lozzo]

**** on her face?

I know girls who like that sort of thing, doesn't always work

[Jayneflakes]

Play pull my finger and laugh like a child. Talk about how you last caught crabs and how you gave them to some "Slapper"!

Tell her how much you enjoy being in the KKK.

Should work a treat.

[Vickster]

I know girls who like that sort of thing, doesn't always work


ewwwww

I guess the girls you know must like sweetcorn then?

[Blue_SV650S]

ewwwww

I guess the girls you know must like sweetcorn then?

I thought he was simply talking about a face necklace .... :smt083

I suppose you find that disgusting too ... looks like you and I are never going to get along .... :mrgreen: