would you be offended??

[Wideboy]

imagine this if you would........

i was coming round for tea :) and you had been cooking away for some time, after the normal crap we get down to business

sit down at the table and i wolf mine down by the time your only a third of the way through yours

and lastly who is inviting me round for tea?

[Baph]

I voted keithd.

I suppose it's polite to eat at the same pace, but it's also good that the food was liked enough to be wolfed down so quickly.

No, that's not an invite. :)

[lily]

you've been to mine for tea.........

and as i have eaten with you, girth, hovis and drew...... think you all were finished before me!

Not really bothered people eat at there own rate

[Ed]

I'd tell you to go help yourself to a bit more:D

[keithd]

who's keithd?

[xXBADGERXx]

you've been to mine for tea.........

and as i have eaten with you, girth, hovis and drew...... think you all were finished before me!

Not really bothered people eat at there own rate

Did you wear any rain gear with that lot around you ?

And Wideboy .... did you lick the plate afterwards ? :D

[CoolGirl]

If it's at home I don't mind so much and would offer seconds. If we were out, I would (especially as some waiting staff have no sense of etiquette and snatch the plate away as soon as you've finsihed, leaving one person with an empty place, and the other feeling under pressure to eat up)

[Biker Biggles]

Where would we be without Keithd

[Wideboy]

And Wideboy .... did you lick the plate afterwards ? :D



well.......................................




yes :smt053

[dizzyblonde]

well you were hungry obviously!

[joshmac]

who's keithd?
No idea, think he must be a newbie or just a friend of Wideboy's :confused: :p:-D

[joshmac]

Oh and in response to your question Gav, I'm a slow eater anyway so I've got used to it :rolleyes: As has been said already, I'd probably offer you seconds if there was enough and would be flattered if I was the one who cooked it :D

[Speedy Claire]

I`d probably take it as a compliment and think that you`d really enjoyed it.

[xXBADGERXx]

Yeah but no but ....... what Wideboy isn`t telling you is that the family were saying Grace at the time and when they unclapsed their hands and opening their eyes after the "Amens" , Wideboy was licking the plate across the table like a Dog :D

"Myum Myum MYuuuuuum...........................What ?"

[joshmac]

Yeah but no but ....... what Wideboy isn`t telling you is that the family were saying Grace at the time and when they unclapsed their hands and opening their eyes after the "Amens" , Wideboy was licking the plate across the table like a Dog :D

"Myum Myum MYuuuuuum...........................What ?"
:smt043
Well in that case.....







































:smt075 :lol:

[dizzyblonde]

Yeah but no but ....... what Wideboy isn`t telling you is that the family were saying Grace at the time and when they unclapsed their hands and opening their eyes after the "Amens" , Wideboy was licking the plate across the table like a Dog :D


:smt043

[xXBADGERXx]

http://retired-senior-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dog-licking-his-lips1.jpg

[Wideboy]

oh now please!!!!................ it wouldn't take me that long!!!

[joshmac]

oh now please!!!!................ it wouldn't take me that long!!!
"For what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truely thankful, Amen."
Only takes 3 seconds to say!! :rolleyes::-D

[Wideboy]

"For what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truely thankful, Amen."
Only takes 3 seconds to say!! :rolleyes::-D

point being? :lol:

[joshmac]

point being? :lol:
:smt019 Motor mouth





:mrgreen:

[xXBADGERXx]

"For what we're about to receive may the Lord make us truely thankful, Amen."

Wideboy : Whats for afters ?

[joshmac]

Wideboy : Whats for afters ?
Or
WB: I think there's been a mistake... you forgot to serve me any *wiping the last bit of casserole of his cheek*
:lol:

[tigersaw]

I'd send you down the codfather for more chips

[missyburd]

I`d probably take it as a compliment and think that you`d really enjoyed it.
+1.

I'd only be offended if you got up and left the table while I was still eating.

YC wolfs stuff down and I don't even try to keep up :lol: If he didn't then I'd know something was up with the food :D

[Jayneflakes]

Depends on what the setting was, after all if it was a romantic evening, I would hardly want you yumming it up dead quick before we got the chance for some footsie under the table.

Then as you burp during the snogging, I would be greatly put off as you puff out my cheeks with meaty goodness.

In conclusion, it is good manners to be polite when invited out to dinner, eat slowly, enjoy the flavours and try not to regurgitate food during tonsil hockey!

[joshmac]

Depends on what the setting was, after all if it was a romantic evening, I would hardly want you yumming it up dead quick before we got the chance for some footsie under the table.

Then as you burp during the snogging, I would be greatly put off as you puff out my cheeks with meaty goodness.

In conclusion, it is good manners to be polite when invited out to dinner, eat slowly, enjoy the flavours and try not to regurgitate food during tonsil hockey!
Mmmmmmmm lovely, nothing like a bit of meaty goodness :shock: eeeek

[missyburd]

Then as you burp during the snogging, I would be greatly put off as you puff out my cheeks with meaty goodness.



lmao! I have been a victim of this.... :shock: :sick:

[Ceri JC]

Hacks me off when people comment on how quick I eat. I can eat slower, but if I focus on that, I'm thinking about (and consequently, enjoying) the food less. My eating fast doesn't hurt them at all whereas people eating overly slowly does keep everyone else at the table longer than is necessary.

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Doesnt matter how quickly/slowly you eat.

Although people do comment on my eating sometimes and say "wow you ate that quick..!" really annoys me when they do that because I dont think I eat that quick.

The extremely slow eaters bug me the most....one of my friends took an hour to eat a muffin. an hour!!! How is that possible?? (and no she doesnt have an eating disorder).

Maria

[Ceri JC]

The extremely slow eaters bug me the most....one of my friends took an hour to eat a muffin. an hour!!! How is that possible?? (and no she doesnt have an eating disorder).


I've had a main in a restaurant overcooked before now, because of someone in our group taking too long to eat their starter. Oddly enough, it seems to be a faux pas to complain about someone eating too slowly, whereas it's okay to comment on them eating too quick. As you say, people who just push food around for an hour without eating it are infuriating.

[Lissa]

Wouldn't bother me. I had two lads who would descend on the dinner table like locusts, scoff everything down in a few seconds, scoff seconds almost as fast, then ask what was for dessert:D

[hovis]

imagine this if you would........

i was coming round for tea :) and you had been cooking away for some time, after the normal crap we get down to business

sit down at the table and i wolf mine down by the time your only a third of the way through yours

and lastly who is inviting me round for tea?

as long as you lasted a bit longer in bed, i would not mind;)

[Frank]

you've been to mine for tea.........

and as i have eaten with you, girth, hovis and drew...... think you all were finished before me!

Not really bothered people eat at there own rate
Ouy dont I count

[lily]

You weren't there when i we had food at the house.

We went to the pub remember when you stayed as well!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frank]

Yeah but no but ....... what Wideboy isn`t telling you is that the family were saying Grace at the time and when they unclapsed their hands and opening their eyes after the "Amens" , Wideboy was licking the plate across the table like a Dog :D

"Myum Myum MYuuuuuum...........................What ?"

At mine ,I caught him trying to lick Saras leg

[Frank]

You weren't there when i we had food at the house.

We went to the pub remember when you stayed as well!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe....wedid have Pizza and then Kebabs:smt019