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I know we're supposed to be sweet and kind but we all know really that the size of the weapon really matters .... don't we??
So what do you think??
Biker_Billy
18-11-08, 06:49 PM
are you talking about your guns or his?
http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/wrmkllr/gun-l.jpg
Biker_Billy
18-11-08, 06:54 PM
Is that a screen clip from Tremors?
mrs cuffy
18-11-08, 06:57 PM
Just depends on what your doing with your weapon ;)
Is that a screen clip from Tremors?
TREMORS grizzley big boar 50 calibre
Is that a screen clip from Tremors?
That first movie was great.
tinpants
18-11-08, 07:06 PM
Depends where said weapon is going to be er, going.....
typical willy waving...
http://www.geocities.com/~special_effect/obi_darth_fight1_big.jpg
Gene genie
18-11-08, 07:10 PM
i find this thread upsetting as a man!!!!!!!!!!!!
i find this thread upsetting as a man!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boo hoo!
Live with it:p
typical willy waving...
http://www.geocities.com/%7Especial_effect/obi_darth_fight1_big.jpg
that reminds me of the move or was it an advert with the luminous condoms... rofl
Gene genie
18-11-08, 07:14 PM
Boo hoo!
Live with it:p
i'm glad you recognise me as a MAN. my wife hasn't done that in years.
SuzukiNess
18-11-08, 07:14 PM
i find this thread upsetting as a man!!!!!!!!!!!!
you could return to the womanbashing threads started by his truly elsewhere in this forum :rolleyes:
Gene genie
18-11-08, 07:16 PM
you could return to the womanbashing threads started by his truly elsewhere in this forum :rolleyes:
i'm not a lady basher, i love them, couldn't manage without mine.;)
SuzukiNess
18-11-08, 07:17 PM
wasnt intending to imply you were.. sorry :(
Gene genie
18-11-08, 07:20 PM
wasnt intending to imply you were.. sorry :(
well i'm not.
wouldn't dare she kicked the living jeheebas out of me.;):D
SuzukiNess
18-11-08, 07:28 PM
:smt003
I know we're supposed to be sweet and kind but we all know really that the size of the weapon really matters .... don't we??
So what do you think??
This sounds like a Blue type of post :)
So please enlighten us to your weapon of choice?
Engine capacity, of course ;)
Engine capacity, of course ;)
Whats yr prefered capacity, also state bore and stroke ;)
Biker Biggles
18-11-08, 07:58 PM
Two stroke or do you prefere more?
Twins?
Large bore, slow but steady stroke - bit like a V Twin really
Large bore, slow but steady stroke - bit like a V Twin really
Harley (long stroke) or TL (short stroke) :)
Both, spaced out evenly :cool:
A Triple mebbe?
Both, spaced out evenly :cool:
A Triple mebbe?
spread the load?
_Stretchie_
18-11-08, 08:08 PM
It's only an issue for you lot...
Being blokes we just cope with it and plough on, why can't you ;)
Whats yr prefered capacity, also state bore and stroke ;)
:smt003 Mint!!
How you doing Messie, long time no see :)
that reminds me of the move or was it an advert with the luminous condoms... rofl
Skin Deep is the film.... bloody funny as I recall...
link on you tube... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak) 18 cert, no only joking.
yorkie_chris
18-11-08, 08:12 PM
spread the load?
But then the pistons are only ever pounding the bore at one angle....
But then the pistons are only ever pounding the bore at one angle....
unless you have two singles instead of a v-twin
_Stretchie_
18-11-08, 08:30 PM
DP - Double Pistons??
dizzyblonde
18-11-08, 08:31 PM
It would most certainly have to be a big single thumper
It would most certainly have to be a big single thumper
Intresting, intake or exhaust
It would most certainly have to be a big single thumper
:winner:
It's only an issue for you lot...
Being blokes we just cope with it and plough on, why can't you ;)
:smt003 Mint!!
How you doing Messie, long time no see :)
:smt039 Hiya!!!!
_Stretchie_
18-11-08, 08:42 PM
: X
Biker Biggles
18-11-08, 08:47 PM
Wheres Girth when you need him?
Wheres Girth when you need him?
on MSN with widepants:smt120
_Stretchie_
18-11-08, 09:09 PM
on MSN with widepants:smt120
Ha haa
Well hello...............
http://www.cduson.com/img/posters/171945.jpg
This sounds like a Blue type of post :)
My thoughts exactly, quick, ban her!
i find this thread upsetting as a man!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fail to see why my dear man, I find it quite enlightening. ;)
At the end of the day though, all us blokes know the truth. Any woman that tells her man that "size doesn't matter" is just trying to make him happy, mainly to avoid a bruised ego.
My thoughts exactly, quick, ban her!
I fail to see why my dear man, I find it quite enlightening. ;)
At the end of the day though, all us blokes know the truth. Any woman that tells her man that "size doesn't matter" is just trying to make him happy, mainly to avoid a bruised ego.
But its also possable that they are telling the truth, for some, any bigger and its a real problem, so they will say that size does not matter or that its enough.
last night i jumped on the bed and "pole Vaulted" out the window
last night i jumped on the bed and "pole Vaulted" out the window
You really shouldnt role play with the broom
Wideboy
18-11-08, 09:36 PM
you really shouldnt role play with the broom
lmao!
Why is it as men we feel the need to change the whole subject on here to a discussion about bore and stroke? Or is it just a English humor thing?
slark01
18-11-08, 09:49 PM
Do you really think it mattered to Wee Willie Winky?
Why is it as men we feel the need to change the whole subject on here to a discussion about bore and stroke? Or is it just a English humor thing?
should we just say, yes im this size and she likes this and that, you start :)
What and make everyone jealous?
What and make everyone jealous?
Well, unless we put all our cards out we ill never know. Back to the old school days.
missyburd
18-11-08, 10:14 PM
Why is it as men we feel the need to change the whole subject on here to a discussion about bore and stroke? Or is it just a English humor thing?
Cos men would find it impossible to see stroking as something of a bore?
ArtyLady
18-11-08, 11:01 PM
I know we're supposed to be sweet and kind but we all know really that the size of the weapon really matters .... don't we??
So what do you think??
I think it's more about how its driven :smt003
dizzyblonde
18-11-08, 11:04 PM
I think it's more about how its driven :smt003
now then, would you prefer a shaft driven engine?
ArtyLady
18-11-08, 11:09 PM
now then, would you prefer a shaft driven engine?
The shaft has to be correct length to drive efficiently
But its also possable that they are telling the truth, for some, any bigger and its a real problem, so they will say that size does not matter or that its enough.
Wise words:)
Wise words:)
:) learning is good
The shaft has to be correct length to drive efficiently
to long and it will bump and crash into things
Jayneflakes
18-11-08, 11:18 PM
There is such a thing as too big...
After all who really needs more than two cylinders anyway?
Actually, I am a bit confused. Is this thread about boys sticky out bits or engine sizes... Mind you my first comment stands for both... Trust me...
There is such a thing as too big...
.
how would you know?
:confused:
how would you know?
:confused:
Apparently Jayneyflakes wasn't always one of those filthy lezzer types, she used to date ... <horror>... men!
Jayneflakes
18-11-08, 11:28 PM
how would you know?
:confused:
Oh that's it, rub it in that I failed my Test and my SV is sitting in a garage, gathering dust and mould, waiting for me to be able to afford to take it again... Sobs... :smt088
You know how to cut to the quick...=D>
Oh and just in case we are talking about boys bits... One should always try the shoe on before rejecting it for the prettier model... The shoe I tried though was an Extra large. That boy could make a horse blush... :smt087
ArtyLady
18-11-08, 11:32 PM
Oh that's it, rub it in that I failed my Test and my SV is sitting in a garage, gathering dust and mould, waiting for me to be able to afford to take it again... Sobs... :smt088
You know how to cut to the quick...=D>
Oh and just in case we are talking about boys bits... One should always try the shoe on before rejecting it for the prettier model... The shoe I tried though was an Extra large. That boy could make a horse blush... :smt087
Ouch....if you shoes are too big they can really hurt! ;)
Jayneflakes
18-11-08, 11:34 PM
Ouch....if you shoes are too big they can really hurt! ;)
And they can leave you with painful sore places where they rubbed...:cool:
And they can leave you with painful sore places where they rubbed...:cool:
yep
Mr Speirs
18-11-08, 11:40 PM
I have no idea what's going on.
_Stretchie_
19-11-08, 09:26 AM
Well, unless we put all our cards out we ill never know.
If yours is card shaped you got a problem boy
Oh and just in case we are talking about boys bits... One should always try the shoe on before rejecting it for the prettier model... The shoe I tried though was an Extra large. That boy could make a horse blush... :smt087
Like shoes, some are too big and are uncomfy, some are too small and also are uncomfy.
You simply need to find one that fits snugly
454697819
19-11-08, 09:49 AM
Oh that's it, rub it in that I failed my Test and my SV is sitting in a garage, gathering dust and mould, waiting for me to be able to afford to take it again... Sobs... :smt088
You know how to cut to the quick...=D>
Oh and just in case we are talking about boys bits... One should always try the shoe on before rejecting it for the prettier model... The shoe I tried though was an Extra large. That boy could make a horse blush... :smt087
why thank you.....:smt003
Dont even mind If i turned you.....;)
I'm 5 foot 6.
Does that matter?
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