View Full Version : Why do I sneeze in twos?
missyburd
30-11-08, 09:33 PM
Anyone else do this?
Makes it twice as painful with a sore throat and crappy cough that feels like a little gremlin is dragging barbed wire up and down your throat :(
Shellywoozle
30-11-08, 09:34 PM
I do, stooopid aint it. And why do you always close your eyes when you do, makes it hard to drive and sneeze LOL
missyburd
30-11-08, 09:36 PM
Just winds me up! I rarely sneeze the once, if I do I often wait a few seconds for the second one to come along which is even more silly :mrgreen:
sv_rory
30-11-08, 09:37 PM
i always sneeze twice, however my little sister for some bizarre reason always sneezes four or five times in a row!!
dizzyblonde
30-11-08, 09:40 PM
I sneeze every time I eat mints or chewing gum, and its always more than two..more like four or five!
missyburd
30-11-08, 09:42 PM
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p
Oh and has anyone heard the saying that one sneeze is a third of an orgasm? Some people say seven though I think... can anyone confirm any truth in that LOL
dizzyblonde
30-11-08, 09:44 PM
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p
well I am a bit odd! but yeah, I do, usually the extra stuff, or them damn airwaves ones...stay away from that one, it starts off about 8 in a row!
Shellywoozle
30-11-08, 09:48 PM
Ohhh that not good DB :(
Ahhh my doggie just sneezed, twice LOL it's catching :)
Speedy Claire
30-11-08, 09:54 PM
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:
missyburd
30-11-08, 09:59 PM
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:
really? That's really odd.
wow, strange things coming out of this thread and we're only on the first page hehe.
Sneeze 4 or 5 times (multi sneeze) :(
Luckily not sneezed with helmet on :D
DarrenSV650S
30-11-08, 10:22 PM
A good sneeze is satisfying if you've been needing one for a while. Nothing worse than feeling like you need to sneeze but not being able to.
I did hear... if you sneeze more than 4 times in a row than then it equivelates to an orgasum...
urban myth ? I don't know...
you women, you decide....
all we know is ...bring out the pepper....!
Some people sneeze if they move from shade to bright sunlight. Just another oddity.....
If you think you're going to sneeze, try tickling the roof of your mouth with the tip of your tongue - does actually work.
missyburd
01-12-08, 01:26 AM
I've started sneezing just the once now, that means my cold is settling in now :(
captainsmelly
01-12-08, 01:31 AM
dont try snorting a line of pepper attempting to sneeze many many more times then twice. it ****ing hurts
missyburd
01-12-08, 01:32 AM
dont try snorting a line of pepper attempting to sneeze many many more times then twice. it ****ing hurts
so we can rule pepper out as an aphrodisiac then :-D
pencil shavings
01-12-08, 01:33 AM
Chewing gum? That's just weird :p
Oh and has anyone heard the saying that one sneeze is a third of an orgasm? Some people say seven though I think... can anyone confirm any truth in that LOL
anyone who says that obviously isnt getting any good loving!! :p
Quiff Wichard
01-12-08, 01:38 AM
multiple sneezes compensate for chris not giving you multiple orgasms.. thats life-
awwww :eek::eek::eek:
missyburd
01-12-08, 01:57 AM
multiple sneezes compensate for chris not giving you multiple orgasms.. thats life-
awwww :eek::eek::eek:
eh? At what point was I insinuating that LOL
yorkie_chris
01-12-08, 10:33 AM
Is quiff compensating for bluesv and neio not trolling at the moment?
I always sneeze when I clean my right ear with a cotton bud! never happens with my left ear tho :confused:
could it be that you are stopping the draft by blocking your ear and air finds another exit?
thank god that exist is by sneezing
I only sneeze once....sorry can't help miss YC
startrek.steve
01-12-08, 12:04 PM
Because women always repeat themselves? (only twice?)
Steve
Anyone who's ever been near me when I sneeze will tell you that I tend to sneeze between 2 and 5 times. And normally its bloody loud too.
pencil shavings
01-12-08, 12:30 PM
I sneeze in 2s usually!
missyburd
04-12-08, 02:25 PM
I just blew my nose and must have put too much effort into it, there was a right piercing high pitched note in my right ear :shock: It was HORRIBLE! I've had them pop before as a result of blowing too hard (lol ;-)) but this was really piercing, scared me and actually made me jump!
Will I live?! ;-D
If you blow hard enough I might pop...
i always sneeze in twos as well. I thought each one was 1/8th of an orgasm, but as I've never sneezed 8 times at once I couldn't tell you.
dizzyblonde
04-12-08, 02:38 PM
If you blow hard enough I might pop...
.
#-o
#-o
C'mon, how was I supposed to resist?
when I sneeze its usually a min of 4 times, if I have a cold it can be up to 7 times. I sound like a cat and have to stop walking and cross my legs not always possible and therefore sometimes super unpleasant
missyburd
04-12-08, 08:42 PM
i always sneeze in twos as well. I thought each one was 1/8th of an orgasm, but as I've never sneezed 8 times at once I couldn't tell you.
Do you not have pepper in your house? :p
#-o
there was a reason I had a "(lol ;-) )" in my post :-D
has anyone sneezed and f@rted at the same time?
i have and the fart comes out of your @rse at a million miles an hour.. its bloody sore..
and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...
missyburd
04-12-08, 08:54 PM
and you know what they say about sneezing.. one's a wish and two's a kiss.. so all you peeps having 2 sneezes all the time must be kissing a lot ...
lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently :-D
Gene genie
04-12-08, 09:00 PM
lol that's never a bad thing, kissing's very good for removing plaque apparently :-D
and they say romance is dead.:smt008
missyburd
04-12-08, 09:05 PM
and they say romance is dead.:smt008
Dead with rigamortis setting in and gathering cobwebs :rolleyes: :-D
Gene genie
04-12-08, 09:08 PM
i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.
missyburd
04-12-08, 09:09 PM
i hear words when people sneeze. a common one is PIZZAA.
Are you usually in Domino's at the time? :-D
Gene genie
04-12-08, 09:10 PM
Dead with rigamortis setting in and gathering cobwebs :rolleyes: :-D
:reaper::-D
Gene genie
04-12-08, 09:13 PM
Are you usually in Domino's at the time? :-D
oooh no. would you chomp on one that someones just PIZZZAD on.
Gene genie
04-12-08, 09:17 PM
no ... say 'chawawa'..
:-D
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