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keithd
11-12-08, 11:29 AM
i was watching a film last night, a remake of "invasion of the body snatchers" called "invasion", starred Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman and it got me thinking...

hasnt Kidman got brilliant perky breasts......

Scoobs
11-12-08, 11:31 AM
Other than that. Munter.

keithd
11-12-08, 11:33 AM
Other than that. Munter.

oh behave!! you seen eyes wide shut? fitteh of the highest order!

nose is a bit annoying, granted, but you would!

plowsie
11-12-08, 11:34 AM
I watched it too :) Thought it was a ****e film but yes you are right Keith.

keithd
11-12-08, 11:36 AM
I watched it too :) Thought it was a ****e film but yes you are right Keith.

the quality and tightness of the jumpers worn in the film are worthy of respect to the wardrobe dept.

Scoobs
11-12-08, 11:46 AM
oh behave!! you seen eyes wide shut? fitteh of the highest order!

nose is a bit annoying, granted, but you would!

I stand by my initial comment. She's so white, she's virtually see through, her face is expressionless and she has dead eyes. She might, if I was feeling particularly generous, get a soapy tit w*nk from me.

keithd
11-12-08, 11:50 AM
I stand by my initial comment. She's so white, she's virtually see through, her face is expressionless and she has dead eyes. She might, if I was feeling particularly generous, get a soapy tit w*nk from me.

well you got the boobs for it

Scoobs
11-12-08, 11:52 AM
well you got the boobs for it

It's the reason I rarely go out any more. Just stay in with a nice bottle of Lambrini and caress the old moobs.

Hours of fun for just £1.99 a litre.

keithd
11-12-08, 11:56 AM
your moobs must be impressive if you value them in litres...

Jayneflakes
11-12-08, 11:56 AM
I stand by my initial comment. She's so white, she's virtually see through, her face is expressionless and she has dead eyes. She might, if I was feeling particularly generous, get a soapy tit w*nk from me.


Am I wrong for wanting to see this? I am just intrigued about how you are going to do it! :smt051

Scoobs
11-12-08, 11:57 AM
Am I wrong for wanting to see this? I am just intrigued about how you are going to do it! :smt051

Oh behave. You'll make me blush.

yorkie_chris
11-12-08, 12:02 PM
Other than that. Munter.

As if you'd kick her out of bed

Scoobs
11-12-08, 12:12 PM
As if you'd kick her out of bed

Don't get me wrong fella. She's not my cup of Earl Grey so I wouldn't turn on the old Scoobs charm to woo her back to chez Scoobs.....but if she happened to make it back there of her own accord she would find herself the recipient of the afore mentioned S.T.W.

Thank you.

yorkie_chris
11-12-08, 12:14 PM
She'd be the recipient of STW? Yewhat?

Scoobs
11-12-08, 12:15 PM
She'd be the recipient of STW? Yewhat?

See my post on page 1. She'd get a soapy.

keithd
11-12-08, 12:16 PM
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Invasion_the/the_invasion_movie_image_nicole_kidman__17_.jpg

Scoobs
11-12-08, 12:17 PM
Yep.....! Dead eyes...!

keithd
11-12-08, 12:18 PM
Yep.....! Dead eyes...!

this is the point of the film y'see...she has to give the impression she has dead eyes in order to convince the alienz

some call it type casting...

zsv650
11-12-08, 12:21 PM
i'm with scoobs on this not the stw bit plenty better out there.

keithd
11-12-08, 12:30 PM
i was wrong. it seems beggars CAN be chosers...

whoda thunked it

Grinch
11-12-08, 12:41 PM
This thread amusses me with it lavish optimism that Scoobs has a choice in who he'd give a S.T.W to.
Your my beer-hatch...
But please do remember the U rules.

Jayneflakes
11-12-08, 01:05 PM
I am most amused by this thread, or more importantly the application of a Scoobs to a Hollywood Icon...

That made me think about the mechanics of it until :toss:.


Bad bad boys...


KeithD for President! [-o<

keithd
11-12-08, 01:11 PM
KeithD for President! [-o<

im having Scoobs as my running mate

Grinch
11-12-08, 01:17 PM
im having Scoobs as my running mate

Is he like that daft Alaskan lass, and you the old man that everyone is waiting to die.

Who's Obama then?

keithd
11-12-08, 01:22 PM
Is he like that daft Alaskan lass, and you the old man that everyone is waiting to die.

Who's Obama then?

no, we're the new breed. i'm obama, scoobs is my hillary.

ok, yeah i know they werent running mates but does anybody remember obamas running mate without the aid of google?

fort not

Grinch
11-12-08, 01:24 PM
I can't even be arsed to look on google.

SoulKiss
11-12-08, 01:43 PM
Her soul was taken by the scientologists..............

zsv650
11-12-08, 01:44 PM
Her soul was taken by the scientologists..............
is that a hollywood trend then scientology :smt115

Dangerous Dave
11-12-08, 01:46 PM
Her soul was taken by the scientologists..............
Ha, ha... :p

Grinch
11-12-08, 02:06 PM
The scientology "church" is just round the courner from me, its a big building.

zsv650
11-12-08, 02:08 PM
The scientology "church" is just round the courner from me, its a big building.
hmm wonder how they got the money for that :rolleyes:

Grinch
11-12-08, 03:22 PM
hmm wonder how they got the money for that :rolleyes:

Suckers...

zsv650
11-12-08, 03:23 PM
Suckers...
bingo :D

Jayneflakes
11-12-08, 03:26 PM
bingo :D

You would have thought that they would not approve of Bingo...

Damn religious fruitcakes! :cheers:



She says as an ex Satanist.
Well I had to give it up, I was running out of places to keep the Goats. :takeabow:

zsv650
11-12-08, 03:27 PM
You would have thought that they would not approve of Bingo...

Damn religious fruitcakes! :cheers:



She says as an ex Satanist.
Well I had to give it up, I was running out of places to keep the Goats. :takeabow:
yeah i like santana too good band :-D

Jayneflakes
11-12-08, 03:30 PM
yeah i like santana too good band :-D

Mind you, to think that was then and this is now. Ah the day doth pass...:smt040

startrek.steve
11-12-08, 04:05 PM
Am I wrong for wanting to see this? I am just intrigued about how you are going to do it! :smt051

What? Scoobs doing breast relief?

Steve

SoulKiss
11-12-08, 04:08 PM
You would have thought that they would not approve of Bingo...

Damn religious fruitcakes! :cheers:



She says as an ex Satanist.
Well I had to give it up, I was running out of places to keep the Goats. :takeabow:

Reformed and became a Santaist then?