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phil24_7
20-12-08, 08:50 PM
Diesel prices are now below £1 a littre so his c0ck ups should become cheaper!!:D

Regards
Phil

Alpinestarhero
20-12-08, 08:53 PM
I noticed this too!

Go on pete, treat yer dieseldromic to a nice tank

Frank
20-12-08, 08:55 PM
I find this thread to be punching below the belt













but true

Lissa
20-12-08, 09:29 PM
Oi you lot.................don't encourage him!:twisted:

I'll blame you three if he does it again!

zsv650
20-12-08, 10:22 PM
easy mistake to make quite hard to tell the difference between a duke and a tractor :laughat::smt046

dizzyblonde
20-12-08, 10:23 PM
easy mistake to make quite hard to tell the difference between a duke and a tractor :laughat::smt046

Hardly driveables are tractors...Ducs are bags of spanners;)

Kilted Ginger
20-12-08, 10:25 PM
No chance, pete now has a nice big "unleaded only" sticker and an auto high pitched warning, eh Lissa

phil24_7
20-12-08, 11:11 PM
Well excuse me for trying to be helpful Lissa, I was only trying to bring down your motoring costs!! ;-)

Alpinestarhero
21-12-08, 08:48 AM
Oi you lot.................don't encourage him!:twisted:

I'll blame you three if he does it again!

woah


woah woah woah

hang about missy

steady on there

hold your horses

etc etc

I don;t even really know what happened the first time :mrgreen:

Lissa
21-12-08, 08:55 AM
easy mistake to make quite hard to tell the difference between a duke and a tractor :laughat::smt046

Oi..........it's NOT a Harley!:smt019

Hardly driveables are tractors...Ducs are bags of spanners;)

Oi to you too!:smt019

No chance, pete now has a nice big "unleaded only" sticker and an auto high pitched warning, eh Lissa

Exactly............although the sticker is currently covered with fur.:D

Well excuse me for trying to be helpful Lissa, I was only trying to bring down your motoring costs!! ;-)

Yeah, yeah, sure you were!:p

woah


woah woah woah

hang about missy

steady on there

hold your horses

etc etc

I don;t even really know what happened the first time :mrgreen:

Ha..............running scared eh?:D

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 08:56 AM
woah


woah woah woah

hang about missy

steady on there

hold your horses

etc etc

I don;t even really know what happened the first time :mrgreen:


I find its fairly obvious :p

He put Diesel in his nice Petrol gargling Duke... :rolleyes:

Alpinestarhero
21-12-08, 08:57 AM
Well, yea, i get that....but how do you arrive at making such a mistake? did lissa distract pete? was he too busy working out how to make his duke louder? was there a nice smell of something tasty from a local bakery forcing his mental power off the pumps?

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 08:59 AM
He figured it felt like a tractor so he must have thought it ran on the same stuff? ha ha ha, im not going to be popular now :(

Alpinestarhero
21-12-08, 09:00 AM
i dunno, i cant see that happening ecause a duke is waaaay faster thna an SV right? so it wouldnt have felt like a tractor...

...unless the tyre pressures where low and it handled poo


oh greek, you're always popular. you and yer falco, what'd the .org be without you :mrgreen:

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 09:03 AM
i dunno, i cant see that happening ecause a duke is waaaay faster thna an SV right? so it wouldnt have felt like a tractor...

...unless the tyre pressures where low and it handled poo


oh greek, you're always popular. you and yer falco, what'd the .org be without you :mrgreen:


Aye... It'll probably be faster, Id hope so to be fair... :rolleyes:

I dont know what would happen... dont worry though Im not planning on going to see what would happen. I know it would destroy the place he he :p

Lissa
21-12-08, 09:03 AM
He figured it felt like a tractor so he must have thought it ran on the same stuff? ha ha ha, im not going to be popular now :(

You can run, but you can't hide!:p

i dunno, i cant see that happening ecause a duke is waaaay faster thna an SV right? so it wouldnt have felt like a tractor...

...unless the tyre pressures where low and it handled poo


oh greek, you're always popular. you and yer falco, what'd the .org be without you :mrgreen:

The first time, the diesel hoses were the same colour as the petrol hoses. The second time he was distracted by a couple of pairs of boobs;)

Alpinestarhero
21-12-08, 09:06 AM
there was a second time?!!!?!!?!?!!?

i can understand the hoses thing, ive nearly nearly done that once myself. nearly.

Lissa
21-12-08, 09:08 AM
there was a second time?!!!?!!?!?!!?

i can understand the hoses thing, ive nearly nearly done that once myself. nearly.


Well, statistically, it was the third time. he did it to the SV once as well.:rolleyes:

Alpinestarhero
21-12-08, 09:09 AM
oh pete, what a spanner :lol:

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 12:09 PM
Well, statistically, it was the third time. he did it to the SV once as well.:rolleyes:


Oh my... I didnt know that!!!!! :smt104

rowdy
21-12-08, 03:18 PM
www.dieselbike.net (http://www.dieselbike.net) ;)

Dangerous Dave
21-12-08, 04:55 PM
Well, statistically, it was the third time. he did it to the SV once as well.:rolleyes:
I'm guessing that you may own a Diesel car?

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 05:33 PM
It would be even funnier if they didnt! :smt019

Lissa
21-12-08, 06:06 PM
I'm guessing that you may own a Diesel car?

Stop trying to make excuses for him, DD:D

We haven't had a diesel car for about two years:rolleyes:

yorkie_chris
21-12-08, 06:38 PM
i dunno, i cant see that happening ecause a duke is waaaay faster thna an SV right?

Nah.

ThEGr33k
21-12-08, 06:49 PM
Nah.


Eh? :confused:

yorkie_chris
21-12-08, 06:51 PM
We could have all been back at the campsite HOURS before pete and lissa. Dukes are slow.

Lissa
21-12-08, 06:52 PM
We could have all been back at the campsite HOURS before pete and lissa. Dukes are slow.

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

orose
21-12-08, 07:29 PM
We could have all been back at the campsite HOURS before pete and lissa. Dukes are slow.

Thinking back to the massacre, I'm pretty sure I remember hearing a distant pair of italian pipes playing a tune when we were at the site comparing midge bites... then the same pair singing again when they'd managed to turn around :smt083

yorkie_chris
21-12-08, 07:31 PM
Lol. I think haggis (or someone else?) nearly ended up with my back tyre as a hat when I nearly missed the driveway and braked hard.

Midge bites? Your midge bites pwnt everyone elses.

-Ralph-
21-12-08, 08:39 PM
The second time he was distracted by a couple of pairs of boobs;)

Can blame him for that....;)

But when was the second (or third) time?

Lissa
22-12-08, 06:57 AM
Can blame him for that....;)

But when was the second (or third) time?

Saturday 29th November, 5pm.

See, it's indelibly etched in my memory! And in his, as I made him push the bike the mile home. Uphill!:D

petevtwin650
22-12-08, 11:00 AM
I wish to make it clear that the "Pete" referred to in this thread is in no way me but a very handsome imposter who, whilst not quite matching up to my rugged good looks, bears obviously a close enough resemblance to my good self to fool the less intelligent members of this forum. :cool:

There have been accusations and finger pointings going on which is unjust. C'mon fellas, would I really be so dumb? :rolleyes:

Must admit these days I am more worried about trying to feed it hay ! :p

-Ralph-
22-12-08, 11:42 AM
Saturday 29th November, 5pm.

See, it's indelibly etched in my memory! And in his, as I made him push the bike the mile home. Uphill!:D

Did you catch the error before starting the bike again?

Lissa
22-12-08, 09:15 PM
I wish to make it clear that the "Pete" referred to in this thread is in no way me but a very handsome imposter who, whilst not quite matching up to my rugged good looks, bears obviously a close enough resemblance to my good self to fool the less intelligent members of this forum. :cool:

There have been accusations and finger pointings going on which is unjust. C'mon fellas, would I really be so dumb? :rolleyes:

Must admit these days I am more worried about trying to feed it hay ! :p

Humph!

Did you catch the error before starting the bike again?

He realised as he finished fuelling:rolleyes: