View Full Version : xXBADGERXx`s Top Gear Forum Game
xXBADGERXx
31-12-08, 01:54 PM
Well as the title suggests I have thought up a new forum game . The rules are simple and very similar to "Describe the Avatar above yours" on this forum .
Here goes . in Top Gear they introduce the Stig in a fashion along the lines of "Some say .......... that when he exhales , he makes a sound just like Darth Vader"
So all you have to do is start with "Some say .......... (and put in something random here)" about the person above you .
I`ll start the ball rolling :D
Some say .......... that when he blinks there is a noise like a Camera shutter
Some say...............that he can fall asleep standing on one foot.
SoulKiss
31-12-08, 02:05 PM
(about xXBADGERXx (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=8166)) Some say .......... that he's the Stigs, shorter, fatter little brother......
Some say....... that when she waggles her fingers, Pete's lips move........
Filipe M.
31-12-08, 02:07 PM
Some say ............. that he's as geek as it gets.......
Dappa D
31-12-08, 03:12 PM
some say.......that he can hypnotise women with a single stare, and one eybrow raised
Dave20046
31-12-08, 03:22 PM
Some say.....he can give pure tarmac nightmares with just a threatening movement of his elbow....
yorkie_chris
31-12-08, 03:26 PM
Some say ... his bike got so badly bent, it ended up straight again.
Some say.............he fell into a vat of polish as a baby and has been terrified of it ever since.
Alpinestarhero
31-12-08, 04:15 PM
Some say...her grip is stronger than any known superglue and this is why she can hang on with the way pete rides...
Wideboy
31-12-08, 04:46 PM
some say...... that the box he carrys on the back of his bike contains its own galaxy and elements only man can dream of...... as well as pizza delights........
Mr Speirs
31-12-08, 04:49 PM
some say he used to be a chimney sweep...and that he got fired for smoking on the job.
some say...........that if he ever cuts his hair the world as we know it will cease to exist.
Miss Alpinestarhero
31-12-08, 05:35 PM
Some say....then when she blinks it causes mini tornado's in the amazon forest
Mr Speirs
31-12-08, 06:57 PM
Some say that when she concentrates really hard or gets excited one eye gets bigger than the other.
some say that he can play a Bontempi organ in his sleep
Mr Speirs
31-12-08, 07:08 PM
Some say he keeps slugs as his pets to keep his fingers company
some say
He is a god in the bedroom
and others tell the truth
Alpinestarhero
31-12-08, 07:11 PM
some say he can ride as fast as all the other slow riders..
all we know is
he's The Gid
some say he keeps his spare underware in a plastic tub
all we know is " its full of takeaway
chakraist
31-12-08, 07:35 PM
Some say his drunken antics used to cause the .org server to drop at 1am
some say he has three arms
and wears two shirts
all we know is
he has lock jaw
xXBADGERXx
31-12-08, 08:38 PM
Some say ....... that when he walks down the street , he is accompanied by a Guitar WAH WAH porno soundtrack
some say that he sneeks around at night
Others that he has a real biker for a friend
all we know is
I sneak round his garden at night
eh sorry
ment to say..
He always falls asleep at the AR meal
xXBADGERXx
31-12-08, 08:55 PM
Some say .......... he carries Slugs around for a packed lunch
Some say .......... he carries Slugs around for a packed lunch
Does that make me a "badger":cheers:
xXBADGERXx
31-12-08, 08:59 PM
Some say ........ he`s about ready for a Knuckle supper/Dry slap when I see him next ;D
some say hs comes in the night and sneaks with you're misses
some say he is WELSH
All I know is..I like to think of him as a friend
Some say... he has a decent bike, and something at least resembling ability on it. :p
some say he works for the enemy
others that he has "the secret"
all we know is
He has been in the same place as me ,and it stinks
some say.................he has a strange aversion to petrol station forecourts
and some say they like "the smell of DIESEL in the morning"
some say................that he crawled out of the primeval ooze at the dawn of time.
Some say she was once 6 foot 3 and had major surgery to fit some leathers she was given, but all we know is....
SuzukiNess
01-01-09, 02:31 PM
some say he is so hot.............. he caused global warming
kwak zzr
01-01-09, 04:23 PM
some say she see's black and white? she cant put a sentence together? all we know is she should change her avatar to a picture ;)
some say he has autosol where the rest of us have blood? and in xrays all you can see is shiny/polished metal where bones should be, all we know is he called kWAKZZR!
kwak zzr
01-01-09, 04:29 PM
some say his wheels turned blue as he hit mac 2, all we know is he's called krhall.
phil24_7
01-01-09, 04:47 PM
Some say he likes his own refection that much, that he has to polish every metal surface to a mirror shine. All we know is he's the Autosol God..... kwak zzr
Some say....................he sneaks into people's houses at night to do the dusting.
Miss Alpinestarhero
01-01-09, 06:43 PM
Somesay..that she has magical powers and is able to summon any teddy bear to life
Gene genie
01-01-09, 06:51 PM
some say she watches over us all, all i know is she keeps winking at me.
Some say.......................he's big and blue and lives in a lamp. All we know is, he is named after a Bowie song.
Gene genie
01-01-09, 07:45 PM
some say shes fast and furious on the straights..........all we know is she prefers it bent.
kwak zzr
01-01-09, 07:53 PM
some say he lives in that lamp and he likes women to rub him, all we know is he's called gene genie
Gene genie
01-01-09, 07:59 PM
some say he would never buy a bike without a pillion seat.........all we know he is turned on by uniform.
kwak zzr
01-01-09, 08:02 PM
some say he turned blue because of too many cold bike rides, all we know is he has a tail.
(my taking a pillion days are now over, my job here is now done:) )
yorkie_chris
01-01-09, 08:14 PM
Some say the sight of a dirty bike causes his toes to go green. All we know is he keeps solvol solvent.
Some say the sight of a dirty bike causes his toes to go green. All we know is he keeps solvol solvent.
some say the sight of SOLVO makes him shudder in fear
all we know is
he shops in Selfrigdes
xXBADGERXx
01-01-09, 09:25 PM
Some say ......... that he sleeps suspended from the ceiling , wrapped in his own Leathery wings
some say that he can inpregnate women at 50 pace's
KnightRider
01-01-09, 10:31 PM
some say he that his avator makes everyone except dwarves feel dizzy
Some say he should take his Yoshi can off and send it to me in the post and that he is the original not david hasselhoff......
Mr Speirs
02-01-09, 09:21 AM
Some say he chases taxi's for a hobby, others say he gets paid for it.
KnightRider
02-01-09, 09:22 AM
Refering to KR hall
Some say that his male parts are made entirely from military grade carbon fibre, all we know is that he is a Yoshi can wannabe!
Some say his girlfriend is merely an inflatable doll filled entirely with.... SKITTLES!
KnightRider
02-01-09, 05:45 PM
Some say he likes to bath in a tub filled entirely of ...eels. All we know is that he is a speed deamon on a two stroke!!
Some say he likes to bath in a tub filled entirely of ...eels.
I had a hard disk failure over christmas. I lost all my filth, including the one with the eels and I can't find it to download anywhere. I think I may have a copy burned to DVD somewhere but haven't had a chance to look. Fingers crossed.
Anyway...
Some say his short stature is due to having no knees or thighs, only slightly elongated shins.
Balky001
02-01-09, 05:52 PM
some say (knightrider), he has tuned his bike with such perfection that when he starts it up it actually sounds like a twin and not a CBR at all
Alpinestarhero
02-01-09, 06:35 PM
Some Say...
that if you poke his eyes, you will be sucked into a black hole hidden deep in his brain.
All we know is...he's balky
startrek.steve
02-01-09, 07:15 PM
Some say, he can reverse the law of gravity on childrens playground rides...
startrek.steve
02-01-09, 07:22 PM
I had a hard disk failure over christmas. I lost all my filth, including the one with the eels and I can't find it to download anywhere. I think I may have a copy burned to DVD somewhere but haven't had a chance to look. Fingers crossed.
Anyway...
Some say his short stature is due to having no knees or thighs, only slightly elongated shins.
Is it that one from the 60's where they eat it afterwards?
Due to your sci-fi name...:
Some say he dreams of electric sheep......
startrek.steve
02-01-09, 08:15 PM
Due to your sci-fi name...:
Some say he dreams of electric sheep......
Nah.. my dreams are much stranger than that!
Steve
some say................he got his name because he designed William Shatner's toupee. All we know is, if that's true, he should take up another career!
somesay she used to have a Blue curvy
all we know is .....she is still "mum"
Is it that one from the 60's where they eat it afterwards?
Nah. Two Japanese birds, a funnel and a bucket of baby eels going where the sun don't shine.
It's genius.
crewmanchris
03-01-09, 04:37 PM
Some say that his eyes are made from leftover sprouts from Christmas and his knees were replaced in 1923 following a ice skating accident and replaced with knees from an Arabian camel
Gene genie
03-01-09, 05:06 PM
some say he'll never choose an avater for fear of being recognised, others say he just cant be bothered..........all we know is hes a sailor.
Some say..................he can hold up the queue in any shop for hours on end. All we know is, he does the lottery!
kwak zzr
03-01-09, 06:04 PM
some say their bike corners like the big one at blackpool, all we know is we call him bikedolf!
some say..............he was the role model for Kevin Costner. All we know is, he is The Postman!
kwak zzr
03-01-09, 06:20 PM
some say....... they ride that much they haven't time to change the tyres! all we know is its in hovis's favorite color!
joshmac
03-01-09, 07:23 PM
Some say... he is so skilled that he can ride a bike backwards with no hands. All we know is that he hates it dirty ;)
some say he is wet behind the ears
all we know is that he is still not an adult
joshmac
04-01-09, 12:44 AM
Some say he has problems with some of life's more pleasurable blessings (eating cake of course! ;):rolleyes:)... all we know is he rides and blandit and is slow as fook :lol: :laughat:
Jester666
04-01-09, 12:49 AM
Some say......That he is many years older than he looks! :lol:
joshmac
04-01-09, 12:51 AM
Some say he's the Devil's jester and that he likes staying under the radar... all we know is that he's called Paul and has (certainly had the last time I saw him) a very cool beard :mrgreen:
Miss Alpinestarhero
04-01-09, 06:28 PM
some say that during the middle of the night he cycles around on a pink pushbike (complete with a basket).
Some say that in Albania she is more highly regarded than Norman Wisdom, and that on a clear summer's night her heavy breathing can be heard from 50 miles without the aid of a telephone or a dirty mac... but all we know is, she's called MissASH
davepreston
04-01-09, 09:07 PM
some say he's a closet car entusiast others that the dog sends him out to the shed for being naughty all we know is he is called the loz
xXBADGERXx
04-01-09, 09:25 PM
Some say ....... that when he looks upon the world , it is just Blackness with green numbers and letters scrolling downwards
joshmac
04-01-09, 09:33 PM
Some say... that he once held off the entire welsh police force with his little finger whilst wearing a nappy and that he knows the stig's true identitiy :shock:... All we know is that he likes to point
some say he is gobby
all that I know is ...I like him loads
plowsie
04-01-09, 10:13 PM
some say........he has a real fettish for curvies, all we know is that he rides an armchair.
Some say that when he finally decides which bike he wants the world will stop and start to spin the other way, all we know is he is the Plowsie
plowsie
05-01-09, 09:22 AM
Some say that when he finally decides which bike he wants the world will stop and start to spin the other way, all we know is he is the Plowsie
Some say he has just bought a ZX7R and is gonna sell it to me when he's fixed it up. All we know is he is the god of lurrrrve (apparently).
Some say he can run over his own foot while riding a motorcycle. :twisted:
grh1904
05-01-09, 11:36 AM
Some say,
He cuts down trees, He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
All we know is that his eyeballs look like ping pong balls.
Some say he's random... not me.
Mr Speirs
05-01-09, 12:09 PM
Some say he has a secret love child with Jenifer Aniston and that her name is Kate Garraway
Jester666
05-01-09, 02:00 PM
Some say...buttons and sliders confuse him
kwak zzr
05-01-09, 02:02 PM
some say.... he's been tango'd. all we know is they call him the jester!
Some say...that he has boldly gone where man hasnt gone before
Some say he is human but we know him to be far from that...
kwak zzr
05-01-09, 02:10 PM
some say he has eyes like golf balls? all we know is we call him Grinch 101
Mr Speirs
05-01-09, 04:29 PM
Some say he has a helmet that looks exactly like his face
joshmac
05-01-09, 04:32 PM
Some say... that he recently appeared on the X factor and "performed" one of the worst mimes ever know to man, and that his avitar is frequently mistaken for a row of dominos... All we know is that he rides the best kind of SV and is call the Speirs
Mr Speirs
05-01-09, 04:33 PM
:takeabow:
plowsie
05-01-09, 04:56 PM
Some say... that he recently appeared on the X factor and "performed" one of the worst mimes ever know to man, and that his avitar is frequently mistaken for a row of dominos... All we know is that he rides the best kind of SV and is call the Speirs
Some say he asked me, yes me for advice on fitting restrictors to his bike. All we know is he rear shunted another man.
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