thiefing scrotes

[Wideboy]

what ****ing rude awakening

just caught some scrote trying to knick cars again

just nodding off, hears some noise outside, look out the window and theres some scrote trying to jimmy my dads van with a crow bar, leapt up and gave chase in my boxers but they had long gone by the time i got to the end of the road

just talking to the bloke living at the end of the road and he came home late other night from work to find his garage half open and all his tools loaded into bags by the door

wrecking bar has taken up residence by the bed again :smt070

when i catch these *****s I WILL! be doing them some damage :smt093

[missyburd]

leapt up and gave chase in my boxers but they had long gone by the time i got to the end of the road

Sorry WB but I laughed out loud at that, funny images :lol:

Hope you catch the beggars, seems to be a lot of this sort of thing atm, must be the early nights, gives them time to act before their bedtimes :rolleyes:

At least they didn't get anything this time.

[TazDaz]

Knee 'em in the face, only thing good for thieving gits! Forgot all the crap about you can't touch them and like they will ring the police and say "yeah, I was like robbing this place and then I got hit!"

[davepreston]

sounds like there targeting ur area phone plod and ask for a pcso "plastic policeman" at least to do some patrols round ur area at night crime povention is less time consuming for them that trying to pick up the pieces

[Grinch]

Well sorry to hear that but it is Southampton... ;-)

[keithd]

Well sorry to hear that but it is Southampton... ;-)

no, sorry. its West End. Huge difference. Like comparing P*rtsmouth and Gosport....

[plowsie]

I feel sorry for those that saw you in your boxers, no wonder they got away, wondering what a ghey man in boxers was gonna do to them :lol:

Sorry to hear your troubles Widepants.

[Dappa D]

some sort of air rifle? if you can see them from your window, you can shoot 'em....

barstewards

[Kate Moss]

"WIDEBOY - new super hero! Fights villans and brings them to justice ...in his undercrackers!!!"

[Kate Moss]

http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/xsmall2/19403_metrosexual_white_man_wearing_heart_patterne d_boxers_bending_over_and_shaving_his_legs_so_they _are_smooth.jpg

[keithd]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9317/superheroes1xa.jpg

Gid and Wideboy yesterday

[Kate Moss]

but which one is which??!!!

[Dappa D]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9317/superheroes1xa.jpg

Gid and Wideboy yesterday

pmsl!!

[Grinch]

no, sorry. its West End. Huge difference. Like comparing P*rtsmouth and Gosport....

I wasn't comparing... I was pointing out the location... as in Portsmouth is full of theifin' scrotes from Gospit... Cosham is full of theifin' scrotes from Paulsgrove and like....

[Magnum]

You could set up bait. Leave the van door open slightly and sit by the door peering through. When they try to get it open, run after him and smash his kneecaps.
I always thought it would be a funny idea to steal his clothes while hes unconcious, then he has to toddle off home to his pregnant 17 year old girlfriend naked.

[yorkie_chris]

No, then you chuck em in the back of the van... dump them on the side of the Mway somewhere.

[Kate Moss]

No, then you chuck em in the back of the van... dump them on the side of the Mway somewhere.


Maria's unwanted housemate spings to mind!!!

[Grinch]

No, then you chuck em in the back of the van... dump them on the side of the Mway somewhere.

Some where more violent then the place they came maybe?

[RichT]

Fecker(s) - paintball gun from the window....

[Grinch]

I have a couple of BB guns... pellets travel at about 220fps.

[missyburd]

Maria's unwanted housemate spings to mind!!!

one can dream :mrgreen: lol.

[Nobbylad]

I have a couple of BB guns... pellets travel at about 220fps.

Could load it with steel ball bearings

[punyXpress]

Could load it with steel ball bearings

Or 12 bore carts reloaded with rock salt.
That would smart!

[hovis]

give them the american history X "kerb" treatment if you catch them

[Dappa D]

give them the american history X "kerb" treatment if you catch them

ooaaaach!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wideboy]

meh calmed down abit now,

and yes i did stand out in the road for about 20 mins in my underkaks and i looked dam hawt!

[BBadger]

If you catch then just say one thing
"i wuna put you in a dress and hurt you boyyy"
that should stop your worries.

hope you get them though.

[Wideboy]

well im mega buff so that enough to scare anyone

and for the last time im not ghey lol

[Girth]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll278/xcjetboy/9722583c5c4f0749a2352ca033b31111.jpg

[Berlin]

As long as you have a warning sign saying

"All Theiving scrotes will have the **** beaten out of them"

then you are in the clear when you catch them :)

[yorkie_chris]

You need a check shirt, some dungarees and a banjo.

[Frank]

if you catch them ,dont forget the hose pipe and barbed wire

[Sally]

Paintball gun from the window does sound good...

They hurt like a bitch..

Air rifles with hunting pellets which expand on impact might also do the trick ;)

[Ace-T]

No, then you chuck em in the back of the van...
Strip them, shave their head and write 'I am a thief' in very indelible black marker pen all over their body but especially on their face, head and neck.

Then dump them in the middle of town and give passers by rotten tomatoes to throw.

Of course I have not thought about this much :D

Trace :)

[yorkie_chris]

A friend of mine caught some thieveing scrotes trying to nick his busa, he gave them a moderate seeing too with a 24" stillson wrench, then rang his mates, who helpfully popped round to his house, give them a proper seeing too. Stripped them bollock naked, and dumped them 10 miles from nowhere up on the '62, when they fell out of the van their knees, fingers and elbows accidentally got broken. Accidents happen.

[Frank]

A friend of mine caught some thieveing scrotes trying to nick his busa, he gave them a moderate seeing too with a 24" stillson wrench, then rang his mates, who helpfully popped round to his house, give them a proper seeing too. Stripped them bollock naked, and dumped them 10 miles from nowhere up on the '62, when they fell out of the van their knees, fingers and elbows accidentally got broken. Accidents happen.
not you of course Chris.:smt083
Of course you wouldn't get involved in such actions;)

[missyburd]

not you of course Chris.:smt083
Of course you wouldn't get involved in such actions;)
He daren't, he doesn't like the back of my hand much :lol:

[timwilky]

many years ago I saw a lump hammer trap a thieving scroats fingers with the pavement. (caught with 6 nicked bikes in his garage after he was followed home when spotted nicking a seventh). Police were called by his parents but could not decide which of about 20 vengeful bikers were responsible. they also privately conceded that he had got his just reward.

[stepheng]

WTF?

Came out of work tonight to find some scroat has nicked the oil filler cap ... what a joke... made a temp repair with an exhaust bung
(thanks to the quick thinking lads in Hunters on the Hill!)

but cannot get replacement until week!!!! what!!!???

anybody got any quicker methods?
TIA

[Wideboy]

jeezus this happened that long ago, god time flies :smt105

nope no ideas

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't use a cork!

[stepheng]

:cool:

I knew that old box of manky nuts n bolts lying in the air raid shelter under the stairs would come in useful one day ... :D

found a sump plug of unknown vintage that fits the hole purrfect! and its a 19mm hex head...

tomorrow we're riding to work boys ...we're riding to work !!

thanks for the suggestions....

hey Darren ..... you had a bad experiece witha cork? :p

[DarrenSV650S]

No but someone on here tried it even after he was told not to. Bad idea

[ManxMatt34]

Oi wideboy just seen this thread seen it got restarted, if it happens again don't assult them, you'll end up being charged for it mate, so tempting i know i know. Hard to say what to do really as i would do similair just chase after em' with some sort of weapon and would belt one of em over the head with it if i caught up.

My advice what someone said about bait a van or similair... but mailorder yourself a davepreston or similair... i think you can get them off www.bigirisht***s.com (http://www.bigirisht***s.com) (im gonna die for that, but it was worth it:D:D:D:D). Then hide him in the van and let him jump em' ... no weapons needed, but they'll need new underpants afterwards.

[Wideboy]

i personally think it would be worth the trouble, little **** bag would think twice about coming back