OI Joshmac!

[missyburd]

Happy birthday! Hope you get horrendously sloshed now you can do it legally :-P

http://www.funxite.com/media/552-funny-birthday-postcards.jpg

I'll add the birthday beatings to the tally ><

[BanannaMan]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Happy 18th!

[Tara]

Happy Birthday Josh have a great day mate :D

[madness]

Happy Birthday. Hope it's a good one!

[Kate Moss]

:smt113HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!!! :smt058WOHOOOO!!

Have a wicked time tonight, :drink:don't forget your I/D!!!!

xxx

[Stig]

Congratulations. Another year done. :cheers:

[Sean_C]

Happy Birthday matey :)

[xXBADGERXx]

Woooohoooo bring on the Jelly and Ice Cream ....... slurp

Happy Birthday Feller :D

[Alpinestarhero]

Happy birthday former crashy macgee

:smt040

[Speedy Claire]

Happy Birthday... have a great time :-D

[lily]

Happy Birthday Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

[Drew Carey]

I'm gutted, now I can't take the mick out of you for being a kid.....SO UNFAIR....anyways. Happy Birthday buddy

[falc]

Happy birthday Dude! have a good one

[plowsie]

Appy Bday mate.

[Foxy]

Happy Birthday Josh :smt113 and have a great time tonight :drink:

[Kate Moss]

oh to be 18 again!!!!

[Dappa D]

many happy returns fella have a good day!

[chakraist]

Happy birthday- from reading your posts I thought you were mid 20s until the a-level thread!

[joshmac]

Cheers guys :mrgreen:
I most certainly will be trolly'd tonight :razz:
Anyone want a wake up call for work at 6am tomorrow? :lol:

I'm gutted, now I can't take the mick out of you for being a kid.....SO UNFAIR....anyways. Happy Birthday buddy
Haha :smt040
I did warn you that you only had a few days left to extract the michael ;)

[Dave20046]

Happy 18th mate hope you have a night not to remember :smt040

[Ed]

I don't remember my 18th. I'm not sure if that's (a) because I got so drunk:smt083 or (b) because it was 30 years ago:rolleyes:

Make it a night to remember Josh!! Have a great day!!

Ed

[dizzyblonde]

Awwww finally he got all growed up, bless, hes a big boy now :-)



Happy Birthday Josh

[joshmac]

Happy 18th mate hope you have a night not to remember :smt040
I'll try :mrgreen:
I always say if you can't remember it, it must've been a wicked night ;):lol:

[joshmac]

Awwww finally he got all growed up, bless, hes a big boy now :-)



Happy Birthday Josh
And there I was thinking it'd be the end of all the patronising comments :rolleyes::p :lol:

[joshmac]

I'll add the birthday beatings to the tally ><
Oi! I've only just noticed that :smt019
Reflexes are crazy things, I'd have no control over my arms :p;)

[Thingus]

Happy birthday bud!

[dizzyblonde]

I always say if you can't remember it, it must've been a wicked night ;):lol:

My 18th was pooo, and i can;t remember it. However my 21st was an absolute belter...I was smashed off my trolley, and i remember everything. I was heavily into my goth phase back then, and my friends hired a mini bus for us to go down to Manc in, and my mate drove it. It all went down hill when I decided that my other friends tempting box of choccies was an ideal choice after having a skinful, lets just say it didn't mix very well, an I turned a blokes frilly shirt and leather pants into a nice colourful shade, followed by a nice sleep in the ladies, a carry out by my mates, another sleep in the bus, a visit to the services on the m62 and turning a white mini metro into a shade of carrots:rolleyes:

...oh and trying to be quiet when crowbarring my front door open, because some scroat had stolen my purse with my keys in, earlier in the evening when I was stone cold sober, which is why I got trollied, as my mates bought me all my drinks:mrgreen:

[Drew Carey]

I did warn you that you only had a few days left to extract the michael

You do realise that even though you are 18 will not lead to any less mickey taking from those that know you!!!! :D

[missyburd]

Oi! I've only just noticed that :smt019
Reflexes are crazy things, I'd have no control over my arms :p;)

haha, only just noticed it? need your eyesight testing then old chap? :-D

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Happy Birthday :cheers:

[hovis]

18 ???????

yeah, right, you look about 12

happy birthday, young un.:kiss:

[Wideboy]

so you finally got there

happy birthday mate :smt040, don't do anything i wouldn't

[chris8886]

Cheers guys :mrgreen:
I most certainly will be trolly'd tonight :razz:
Anyone want a wake up call for work at 6am tomorrow? :lol:


Haha :smt040
I did warn you that you only had a few days left to extract the michael ;)

only if you want a wake up call at 10/11. cos i doubt you'll enjoy that! :p

oh and happy birthday mate. would i be right in saying you'll be getting the first train home in the morning?

[hovis]

don't do anything i wouldn't

its ok, he's not gay.................. or is he?;)

[Kate Moss]

his hair straighteners would disagree!!!

[Bibio]

happy birthday bud... have a good pi55 up...

btw, its my wife's birthday today as well...

[missyburd]

Happy Birthday MrsBibio! :-D

[Bibio]

Happy Birthday MrsBibio! :-D

thanks missy c.. i shall pass on the regards with a big hug

[Kate Moss]

By the sounds of it Josh has quite a night!!!! He has not been to bed yet!!!! lol

[lily]

O dear........ don't want the feeling his head is going to give him! :p

[missyburd]

celebrating in style, good on him. I had a crap 18th, so my 21st will be the best ever!

[metalmonkey]

:smt113HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!!! :smt058WOHOOOO!!

Have a wicked time tonight, :drink:don't forget your I/D!!!!

xxx


Have you seen ID? He looks a bit young!

Happy birthday, hope you had a good time:cheers:

[Dave20046]

Have we heard from him since the night?

[Kate Moss]

He's alive!!!

[Wideboy]

yeah, he met a nice man, they have moved in together and are getting a civil partnership

[Dave20046]

yeah, he met a nice man, they have moved in together and are getting a civil partnership
This bloke take advantage of poor innocent josh and his newly prescribed legality :smt008

[joshmac]

happy birthday bud... have a good pi55 up...

btw, its my wife's birthday today as well...
Happy Birthday Mrs Bibio :)

O dear........ don't want the feeling his head is going to give him! :p
Wasn't too bad considering :p


Have you seen ID? He looks a bit young!

Happy birthday, hope you had a good time:cheers:
Thankfully there's a few numbers which tell the big bloke on the door my age :lol:

[Kate Moss]

So.......whats his name????

[joshmac]

This bloke take advantage of poor innocent josh and his newly prescribed legality :smt008
In his dreams... maybe... actually forget that, not even then ;)

[Dave20046]

:p
Hope you had a good night mate, no more worries about ID either. Being 18 brings a whole new realm to mischief you didn't know was possible.

[missyburd]

no more worries about ID either.
How do you work that out? Now he'll have more worries about going out with his mates and forgetting his id :lol:

[chris8886]

O dear........ don't want the feeling his head is going to give him! :p

now i'd have thought this'd be bad, considering how bad he was after the soho massive christmas do! and would hope he drank a lot more than he did that night.

[missyburd]

and would hope he drank a lot more than he did that night.

Yeah but he's only ickle!

#runs#

[chris8886]

Yeah but he's only ickle!

#runs#

true, but it was his 18th!! should be getting almost blind drunk ;)

don't worry about running you'll give him a hiding :p

[missyburd]

yeah good point #walks back casually# :-P

[chris8886]

yeah good point #walks back casually# :-P

good lass! :o

[joshmac]

now i'd have thought this'd be bad, considering how bad he was after the soho massive christmas do! and would hope he drank a lot more than he did that night.
I did have a lot more than that night. :p
Yeah but he's only ickle!

#runs#
You'd better run! :smt019

true, but it was his 18th!! should be getting almost blind drunk ;)
I was
don't worry about running you'll give him a hiding :p
You sure about that...
yeah good point #walks back casually# :-P
#Swings at Maria, but then realises he can only hit her in self defense and also catches YC's eye and decides to pull out#
:mrgreen:


HTH

[joshmac]

good lass! :o
She's not a dog BTW mate! :rolleyes:;)

[joshmac]

:p
Hope you had a good night mate, no more worries about ID either. Being 18 brings a whole new realm to mischief you didn't know was possible.
Cheers mate. Was soooo good there!

How do you work that out? Now he'll have more worries about going out with his mates and forgetting his id :lol:
Well if I forget my ID, then I won't have my wallet with me, which'll mean I don't have any money and so won't be able to go out anyway.. so :smt019 :lol:

[chris8886]

ooooooh, someone's back and fighting ;) glad you had a good night mate, what time did you eventually go to bed?

[joshmac]

ooooooh, someone's back and fighting ;) glad you had a good night mate, what time did you eventually go to bed?
Damn right I am! :p
Errm... well I didn't want to completely mess up my body clock by staying up all night then sleeping all day and not being able to sleep that night etc...
Managed to stay awake until about 11.30am, then fell asleep for a couple of hours. Woke up, got some food, red bull and lots of coffee and then went home to my own bed at about 11.30ish.

[chris8886]

Damn right I am! :p
Errm... well I didn't want to completely mess up my body clock by staying up all night then sleeping all day and not being able to sleep that night etc...
Managed to stay awake until about 11.30am, then fell asleep for a couple of hours. Woke up, got some food, red bull and lots of coffee and then went home to my own bed at about 11.30ish.

good boy, an all nighter tends to be a good nighter!! did you not keep drinking during the next day? :twisted:

[joshmac]

good boy, an all nighter tends to be a good nighter!! did you not keep drinking during the next day? :twisted:
Had a beer when I got back, but then stopped as I needed to drive home later that day. That's when the water, coffee and red bull came in :p

[chris8886]

Had a beer when I got back, but then stopped as I needed to drive home later that day. That's when the water, coffee and red bull came in :p

what was wrong with starting again when you got home?

[missyburd]

#Swings at Maria, but then realises he can only hit her in self defense and also catches YC's eye and decides to pull out#
:mrgreen:


You wouldn't dare swing for me, you'd be too busy cowering on the floor in the corner :smt019

Nice of you to say am not a dog Josh, everything alright tonight? You're not feeling ill?

[joshmac]

You wouldn't dare swing for me, you'd be too busy cowering on the floor in the corner :smt019
From you?! LMAO :smt043 One of the funniest things I've heard this year :p;)
Why don't you just go ahead and add 5 to the tally for that... go on, I dare ya' :lol:

Nice of you to say am not a dog Josh, everything alright tonight? You're not feeling ill?
Yeah I feel great thanks. Yourself?

what was wrong with starting again when you got home?
I was at a mate's house all of saturday.. then went home to mine at like 11.30pm. By that time I'd only had 2 hours sleep in ~42 hours, so I felt like I needed some sleep :lol:

[Wideboy]

important thing is....... can you remember it?

[joshmac]

important thing is....... can you remember it?
Yeah I can remember it well. Chase and Status were incredible! As were Scratch Perverts and DJ Fresh :p

:rave:

[Wideboy]

well that's good because i cant remember mine :(

[missyburd]

Tint just slaps now, kicks and punches will be thrown in too for good measure if you ent careful young 'un :-P

[joshmac]

Tint just slaps now, kicks and punches will be thrown in too for good measure if you ent careful young 'un :-P
Well as soon as punches are thrown I can retailiate to 'defend' myself. Your call :)...

How's the revision going by the way :lol: :laughat:

[missyburd]

Well as soon as punches are thrown I can retailiate to 'defend' myself. Your call :)...
Maybe I'll just get you drunk, you being so ickle and all, then your coordination will have gone. Although clearly I could take you #shakes fist in menacing manner# :-D



Disclaimer: That was not a implication that I would get Josh drunk with the active intention of beating him up...ahh hang on I don't need to do a disclaimer now, you're 18 and therefore legally allowed to drink booze :smt040

[joshmac]

Maybe I'll just get you drunk, you being so ickle and all, then your coordination will have gone. Although clearly I could take you #shakes fist in menacing manner# :-D



Disclaimer: That was not a implication that I would get Josh drunk with the active intention of beating him up...ahh hang on I don't need to do a disclaimer now, you're 18 and therefore legally allowed to drink booze :smt040
Indeedy I am :mrgreen:
Thing is, I'll have better coordination that you when I'm battered than you will when you're stone sober :p;)
#Considers running, but then remembers it's only poor little Maria#
Awwww bless her :lol:

[missyburd]

Revision... gah. Am currently trying to get it into my head that 2 nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors + 1 non-nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitor or 1 protease inhibitor are needed to use for highly active antiretroviral therapy...phew! That's a mouthful and a half :shock:

P.S. twit.

[joshmac]

Revision... gah. Am currently trying to get it into my head that 2 nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors + 1 non-nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitor or 1 protease inhibitor are needed to use for highly active antiretroviral therapy...phew! That's a mouthful and a half :shock:
Pfft that's a piece of p1ss, stop moaning woman! :p ;)


PS: Lisa

[missyburd]

PS: Lisa

I don't have jaundice and 2 fingers missing thanks. Neither can I play a sax unfortunately :rolleyes:

[joshmac]

I don't have jaundice and 2 fingers missing thanks. Neither can I play a sax unfortunately :rolleyes:
That's no way to talk about Pete's partner! :rolleyes:

I was going for Mona...
Oh dear :lol:

[missyburd]

That's no way to talk about Pete's wife! :rolleyes:


They ent married....

[joshmac]

They ent married....
Oops, my mistake.

[chris8886]

Oops, my mistake.

and it could be your last!

calling LIIIISAAAAA!! :p

[joshmac]

and it could be your last!

calling LIIIISAAAAA!! :p
Why's that :lol:
Is there something I should know? :batman:

[chris8886]

Why's that :lol:
Is there something I should know? :batman:

i'll let you try and work that one out for yourself.

[joshmac]

i'll let you try and work that one out for yourself.
F##k it, I'm not that bothered... Not my business, sorry if I may have upset anyone.

[Rhiwbina_Squirrel]

Better late than never - Happy Birthday! Not been on in a while 'cause of exams and everything. Have I missed much?

Alex

[joshmac]

Better late than never - Happy Birthday! Not been on in a while 'cause of exams and everything. Have I missed much?

Alex
Not much really. How have your exams been going mate?

[chris8886]

F##k it, I'm not that bothered... Not my business, sorry if I may have upset anyone.

i'm only pulling your leg my friend :)

[Rhiwbina_Squirrel]

Cr*p :( I'm doing the international baccalaureate and it's starting to get on top of me! How'd yours go?

Alex

[joshmac]

i'm only pulling your leg my friend :)
:smt019;)
Cr*p :( I'm doing the international baccalaureate and it's starting to get on top of me! How'd yours go?

Alex
Yeah not too bad... I think...

Some went better than others, that's for sure. Not the end of the world though if I don't do well in these

[missyburd]

i'm only pulling your leg my friend :)
well pull harder, will do him good to feel the pain :mrgreen:

[Rhiwbina_Squirrel]

These exams were my last wake up call before my exams in May. I didn't do brilliantly and I'm starting to panic a bit now!! What subjects are you doing?

Alex

[joshmac]

well pull harder, will do him good to feel the pain :mrgreen:
That's right.. 'cause I certainly won't feel any when you cross off the tally at AR09 :p :smt043

[chris8886]

well pull harder, will do him good to feel the pain :mrgreen:

ssssh, people will get the wrong idea :smt078

[joshmac]

These exams were my last wake up call before my exams in May. I didn't do brilliantly and I'm starting to panic a bit now!! What subjects are you doing?

Alex
French and Spanish A2, DT, Maths and Chemistry AS

Yeah at least these weren't my June exams :lol:

[joshmac]

ssssh, people will get the wrong idea :smt078
Oh so Maria's not a pathetic pain inflicter... could've had me there ;)

[missyburd]

That's right.. 'cause I certainly won't feel any when you cross off the tally at AR09 :p :smt043

:smt072:smt072:smt072

And first you call me a dog, then pathetic, gah, you deserve everything you get and the custard pies!

[Rhiwbina_Squirrel]

You've got an extra months revision time!! Do you get study leave too?

Alex

[chris8886]

French and Spanish A2, DT, Maths and Chemistry AS

Yeah at least these weren't my June exams :lol:

bloody 'ell that's a lot of subjects! you must be a clever fellow, or at least cleverer than me.

[joshmac]

:smt072:smt072:smt072

And first you call me a dog, then pathetic, gah, you deserve everything you get and the custard pies!
Errrm....go back and look again. I was sticking up for you about the dog thing. Chris was talking at your as if you a dog. IIRC it was along the lines of "Good Lass"
Won't bother next time :roll:

:kiss: Luv ya' really
(Can't remember if that worked before or not :razz:)

[joshmac]

You've got an extra months revision time!! Do you get study leave too?

Alex
Hehe. Yeah we get study leave as well. Only go back for our exams then we're free :cheers:

bloody 'ell that's a lot of subjects! you must be a clever fellow, or at least cleverer than me.
That's not hard mate :p:lol:
Oh come on! You set yourself up for that ;)