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So then after first been a Bristol MoFo and, absconding to join the bright lights of the Soho Massive (after I believe an exchange of cream cakes from Jabba!) I have now moved once again, to the up and coming Portugal Posse. :smt040
However, upon arriving here I feel that I have been LIED TO that´s right LIED TO!! :rolleyes:
It is in fact not in the least bit sunny and actually has snowed this week. As if this wasn’t enough the long awaited use of a bike (long story involving car Vs SV and the Jambo stealing my bike and making it work again meaning I haven’t had a bike for too long etc etc ) I find there is no bike to be seen!!:confused:
Now I know that there is a bike around I´m sure of it; as there is bike paraphernalia around and as I´m told a bike parking space suspiciously disguised as a CAR PARKING SPACE!!!!
Now Filipe who once upon a time wished for the same cream cake deal to be made for my entry into the Portugal Posse has now made requests of a couple of packets of toffee chocolate MacVities biscuits (after discovering a half eaten pack in my stuff!!)
I respectfully request that no such demands are met and in fact please do not enter into negotiations with him regarding this as a matter of utmost importance!!
NO BIKE NO DEAL!!!:smt072
The philly pie fan club has of this moment been disbanded. I´m sorry but tough times call for tough measures.
davepreston
16-01-09, 10:10 PM
stick to your guns love:smt071
Congrats Anna. :D
I hope everything works out the way you two hope (with bike & cream cakes! :) )
Good luck Anna, have fun, did you get my card?
What did she say? Is she speaking in some strange foreign language, like Portugese?
gettin2dizzy
16-01-09, 11:58 PM
Welcome to Europe :) We get fun snow AND sunshine!
What did she say?
Something about Nandos.
squirrel_hunter
17-01-09, 01:09 AM
So then after first been a Bristol MoFo
You are a MoFo. You all ways will be. No one can ever leave no matter what type of confectionery is exchanged.
Something about Nandos.
Did you see the word "scorchio" anywhere?
That's it, you make your stand now m'dear and show that jolly foreigner who wears the trousers! ;) It's a slippery slope so start as you mean to go on. :twisted:
Methinks we now need a smiley with a little placard, "NO BIKE, NO DEAL!".
DarrenSV650S
17-01-09, 09:23 AM
You been drinking?
(after I believe an exchange of cream cakes from Jabba!)
Ah yes......Kaka for £107m, Anna for a couple of chocolate éclairs and jam donut ;)
IIRC, Coolgirl scoffed all of 'em in double quick time :lol:
Poor show Filly Pie :smt019
Hope it all goes well.... Portugal ain't so bad. Bit like Tower Hamlets but with shutters on the windows.
CoolGirl
17-01-09, 03:20 PM
Ah yes......Kaka for £107m, Anna for a couple of chocolate éclairs and jam donut ;)
IIRC, Coolgirl scoffed all of 'em in double quick time :lol:
And therein lies the art of good negotiation - we got Anna and the cakes and somewhere to go on holiday.
Anna - I promise to keep it together next time I see you
Filipe - look after our girl!
And therein lies the art of good negotiation - we got Anna and the cakes and somewhere to go on holiday
Yeah, we thought it a small price for you to you take her away ;)
Only joking Anna - hope you'll be v happy :smt008
How are you getting your bike to Portugal?
I've got 2 weeks before I start work & it wouldn't be hard to persuad me to ride it down...!
How are you getting your bike to Portugal?
I've got 2 weeks before I start work & it wouldn't be hard to persuad me to ride it down...!
What, with your track record;)
How are you getting your bike to Portugal?
... Well it was already here apparently Philly pie thought it was his but, stupidly said that I could ride it (it´s unfortunately black but hey nothing a good coat of paint won’t fix ;) ) ... hence now it´s mine (if I actually ever see it that is!!)
Beenz: thanks for the card I did get it and it is now sitting pride of place in the living room.. Well alongside a lot of other things that have been unpacked and not yet found a home for!!
All my shipping arrived yesterday and much to my dismay it took me three and a half hours to unpack everything, after it had taken a good month or so to pack it all up!!
Mark you will be pleased to know that all your lovely packing worked and all my glass stuff turned up in one piece! Thanks.
Debs; :grouphug:
Jabba; "Tower Hamlets but with shutters on the windows" that one´s going to stick.
Lozzo; I would swear at you in pt but this is a U rated site! (Actually swear words are all I have been taught .. A strategy I think that will back fire upon meeting his parents ;) )
I have now been bribed with a paddock stand and a garage. Finally a whole garage to myself I think.. Until I am told that the invisible bike will need a chain and sprocket fitting when it turns up as the old ones are shot!... I´m not liking this arrangement I mean we all know what mechanics mean to me now don’t we! (I´m sure I unpacked gaffa tape here somewhere!)
I´m however very sad to report that the misfit Filipe has now increased the fee to a whole box of toffee chocolate McVities ......... once again hold strong people I STILL HAVE NO BIKE!!
CoolGirl
17-01-09, 07:16 PM
I´m however very sad to report that the misfit Filipe has now increased the fee to a whole box of toffee chocolate McVities ......... once again hold strong people I STILL HAVE NO BIKE!!
so are you telling us he's holding the bike to ransom for a packet of chocolate biscuits? I clearly underestimated the man....:smt068
Jester666
17-01-09, 07:22 PM
Methinks we now need a smiley with a little placard, "NO BIKE, NO DEAL!".
Just like http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s36/smilies-23287.png?
..phew okay normal service may now be resumed I have a nice SV parked downstairs now see you all later.
Lozzo; I would swear at you in pt but this is a U rated site! (Actually swear words are all I have been taught .. A strategy I think that will back fire upon meeting his parents ;) )
Haha, you know I love you really... you poor thing.
The swear words thing reminds me of my mum's sister and her then new boyfriend.
You might recall me saying I am of Maltese descent, well my auntie met a serving RAF airman who was very English but stationed on Malta. He worked with a lot of Maltese guys and just before he was due to meet the family he asked them how he should say a formal hello in Maltese to my grandad. His Maltese colleagues thought it would be funny if he was taught something highly offensive and extremely insulting, and that's how my uncle Stan ended up with a broken nose the first time he ever spoke to my grandad.
Filipe M.
19-01-09, 10:58 AM
It is in fact not in the least bit sunny and actually has snowed this week.
Yup, half a dozen flocks that didn't even made it to the ground, but technically it was snow :lol:
As if this wasn’t enough the long awaited use of a bike (long story involving car Vs SV and the Jambo stealing my bike and making it work again meaning I haven’t had a bike for too long etc etc ) I find there is no bike to be seen!!:confused:You just need to look in the right places (like my mom's garage :smt083 )
Now I know that there is a bike around I´m sure of it; as there is bike paraphernalia around and as I´m told a bike parking space suspiciously disguised as a CAR PARKING SPACE!!!!That would be because my vehicles have a very strange attraction to pillars in parking spaces, hence the need for lots of room around them... 8-[
Now Filipe who once upon a time wished for the same cream cake deal to be made for my entry into the Portugal Posse has now made requests of a couple of packets of toffee chocolate MacVities biscuits (after discovering a half eaten pack in my stuff!!)Not half anymore... only a couple left... :smt083
I respectfully request that no such demands are met and in fact please do not enter into negotiations with him regarding this as a matter of utmost importance!!
NO BIKE NO DEAL!!!:smt072The merchandise, I mean BIKE, has now been delivered, so negotiations can be resumed. Thank you very much. :smt019 Yes, I know it was a bit wet, but that's because, as luck would have it, it ****ed down the moment I got on it. :rolleyes:
The philly pie fan club has of this moment been disbanded. I´m sorry but tough times call for tough measures.Phewww no more autograph signing then! :lol:
Congrats Anna. :D
I hope everything works out the way you two hope (with bike & cream cakes! :) )
Thanks Baph, now where are my cakes?!
What did she say? Is she speaking in some strange foreign language, like Portugese?
Parece que sim...
Welcome to Europe :) We get fun snow AND sunshine!
Now this man speaks sense!
Did you see the word "scorchio" anywhere?
This is not Italy, we don't drive THAT bad! :mrgreen:
That's it, you make your stand now m'dear and show that jolly foreigner who wears the trousers! ;) It's a slippery slope so start as you mean to go on. :twisted:
Methinks we now need a smiley with a little placard, "NO BIKE, NO DEAL!".
Do you also provide any kind of useful advice (not involving hammers near bikes, please!!!!!!!!!!)? :p
Ah yes......Kaka for £107m, Anna for a couple of chocolate éclairs and jam donut ;)
*droooooooooooooools*
IIRC, Coolgirl scoffed all of 'em in double quick time :lol:Ah, a connoisseur then... :lol:
Poor show Filly Pie :smt019
Hope it all goes well.... Portugal ain't so bad. Bit like Tower Hamlets but with shutters on the windows.Thanks for that... :smt019
And therein lies the art of good negotiation - we got Anna and the cakes and somewhere to go on holiday.
Anna - I promise to keep it together next time I see you
Filipe - look after our girl!
Will do, but I still want the cakes, err, the entry fee! :lol:
... Well it was already here apparently Philly pie thought it was his but, stupidly said that I could ride it (it´s fortunately black but hey nothing a good new coat of black paint, new chain and sprockets and a new rear tyre, along with a lighter clutch won’t make even better ;) )
:-dd
... hence now it´s mine (if I actually ever see it that is!!)The smile on your face when you revved the engine in the garage said it all ;)
Beenz: thanks for the card I did get it and it is now sitting pride of place in the living room.. Well alongside a lot of other things that have been unpacked and not yet found a home for!!... :-dd
Lozzo; I would swear at you in pt but this is a U rated site! (Actually swear words are all I have been taught .. A strategy I think that will back fire upon meeting his parents ;) )Now for all of you waiting to hear the funny stories about this one, there were none! (do I hear the crowd going "boooooooo"? :lol: )
I have now been bribed with a paddock stand and a garage. AND an ABBA stand!!!!! :p
Finally a whole garage to myself I think.. Until I am told that the invisible bike will need a chain and sprocket fitting when it turns up as the old ones are shot!...
I wouldn't say shot, but on their way there... :-dd
I´m not liking this arrangement I mean we all know what mechanics mean to me now don’t we! (I´m sure I unpacked gaffa tape here somewhere!)Uh-oh...
I´m however very sad to report that the misfit Filipe has now increased the fee to a whole box of toffee chocolate McVities ........ AND the cream cakes. Come on, everyone will agree with me on this one. You get a gorgeous black curvy with LeoVince can, an ABBA stand, a front paddock stand and a garage all to yourself!!! Whole box of McVities and the cream cakes are not much compared to that!!!
so are you telling us he's holding the bike to ransom for a packet of chocolate biscuits? I clearly underestimated the man....:smt068
Read above! ;)
Just like http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s36/smilies-23287.png?
LOL :lol:
..phew okay normal service may now be resumed I have a nice SV parked downstairs now see you all later.
Nice?!?! Is that all you have to say?! :|
Haha, you know I love you really... you poor thing.
The swear words thing reminds me of my mum's sister and her then new boyfriend. *snip*
Move along people, nothing to see here :smt019
Now who do I negociate this entry fee with? Please get in touch with me asap and we'll discuss the details! :lol:
lol hope you two will be happy together and hopefully wont get too fat on all the cakes that you cant ride your bikes.
Dappa D
19-01-09, 12:27 PM
congrats to you both, good luck!!
Warthog
19-01-09, 12:58 PM
Sorry for being immensely slow, but are you two going out then? And did you meet on this site? I never noticed a thing :lol:
Sorry for being immensely slow, but are you two going out then? And did you meet on this site? I never noticed a thing :lol:
Me neither Warthog!
Congrats on the move and bike negociation Anna!
_Stretchie_
19-01-09, 04:48 PM
Obrigado MoFo.... Good luck to you my sweet, you are always welcome in Brizzol
; )
Boas mamas - i'm sure thats either "good morning" or "good luck" 8)
Boas mamas - i'm sure thats either "good morning" or "good luck" 8)
O que? :confused:
Filipe M.
19-01-09, 05:14 PM
Boas mamas - i'm sure thats either "good morning" or "good luck" 8)
O que? :confused:
ROFL :lol:
rictus01
19-01-09, 05:55 PM
As said Filipe, you got a blinding deal there mate.....:thumright: ( and you want cream cakes as well....:confused:).
Cheers Mark.
Congrats to you both, hope you enjoy the thing they call "sun" over there Anna ;)
Jester666
19-01-09, 08:34 PM
Piccies of anna on the bike?
In leather!
Sorry for being immensely slow, but are you two going out then? And did you meet on this site? I never noticed a thing :lol:
The only thing to say to that is... :lol:
I suppose they kind of did keep it a secret, but not if you're with the in crowd...
Sorry folkes it wasnt a secret we just didnt want to jinx plans... so it wasnt posted on public domain.
Falc.. since arriving I havent seen much evidence of "sun" at all mostly rain with a few interludes of dry bits!
Thanks everyone for you well wishes i guess everyone has a holiday destination now ;)
..some say they live in cyberspace...
opps been reading the stig thread! ;)
Sorry folkes it wasnt a secret we just didnt want to jinx plans... so it wasnt posted on public domain.
Falc.. since arriving I havent seen much evidence of "sun" at all mostly rain with a few interludes of dry bits!
Thanks everyone for you well wishes i guess everyone has a holiday destination now ;)
Thats very kind of you, can I book the last week of July and the first two weeks in August please :D all the best to you both.
SoulKiss
20-01-09, 02:43 PM
Thats very kind of you, can I book the last week of July and the first two weeks in August please :D all the best to you both.
No you cant
Thats the AR and you WILL be coming to the AR this year Stewie.........wont you? :p
No you cant
Thats the AR and you WILL be coming to the AR this year Stewie.........wont you? :p
All depends on accom, backs not up to camping anymore and me hip,s playing up now, if I was a horse they,d probably shoot me :mrgreen:
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