I'm a criminal

[Kate Moss]

ok not quite! I did get pulled over today by the cops and escorted into the back of their cop car ;);)

I was so nervous and excited - never been in a police car before. I knew I wasn't speeding, my music was quite loud but not disturbingly so, so what could it be....Doh! NO TAX :( Ran out in November!

The two men were very nice (I am wearing a skirt today though!) :p and we had a good old chin wag before they let me on my way £60 lighter though!!

Very impressed with their manner and they were polite and knew that I hadn't realised!

What a start to the day! I need a brew!!!

[Tara]

ok not quite! I did get pulled over today by the cops and escorted into the back of their cop car ;);)

I was so nervous and excited - never been in a police car before. I knew I wasn't speeding, my music was quite loud but not disturbingly so, so what could it be....Doh! NO TAX :( Ran out in November!

The two men were very nice (I am wearing a skirt today though!) :p and we had a good old chin wag before they let me on my way £60 lighter though!!

Very impressed with their manner and they were polite and knew that I hadn't realised!

What a start to the day! I need a brew!!!

:grouphug:

[Jabba]

No points on the licence, so not as bad as a speeding ticket :-)

You do have insurance, don't you.....story on the news today about having to SORN if no insurance. New rules :rolleyes:

[Kate Moss]

I am insured - Thank God. they knew who I was and that the car was registered to Phil aswel. All mod cons in the car!!!
Was going to ask about handcuffs but changed my mind!!! ;)

[New Leaf]

I would have just threatened to tw*t them in the face unless they let me off. :batman:

[the_lone_wolf]

I would have just threatened to tw*t them in the face unless they let me off. :batman:

don't forget your soap on a rope...:rolleyes:

[joshmac]

Tut tut!

How could you manipulate someone like that :razz: :lol:

[Mr Speirs]

Ran out in November??? So whats all this rubbish the DVLA are advertising about having no Road TAx and that you are in the 'DATABASE'. You should have received an £80 fine as a reminder shouldn't you? Well proves thats a load of balls eh? Good to know. :)

[Dave20046]

It's not it's when you come to tax it again that you need to pay up.

[Stu]

Even I've never been put in the back of a Police car!

yet 8-[

[Kate Moss]

Even I've never been put in the back of a Police car!

yet 8-[


Just the padded cells for you yeah?!

[joshmac]

Even I've never been put in the back of a Police car!

yet 8-[
That 'cause they can't catch you? :p;)

[Dave20046]

I have, the pretty lady officer required a sample















.....of breath :smt083

[Kate Moss]

I wanted to go for a ride in the cop car!!!

[dirtydog]

I've been in a couple of police cars :mrgreen:

[Dave20046]

I wanted to go for a ride in the cop car!!!
This forum is innuendo capital of the internet...and they all seem to revolve around you! :scratch:

[Dave20046]

I've been in a couple of police cars :mrgreen:
tut tut

[Lozzo]

Even I've never been put in the back of a Police car!

yet 8-[

I have, so quickly I bumped my head on the other door. This was when I was very much younger and very much less sober. The occifer in charge didn't take kindly to me peeing up the driver's door, my fault cos I didn't see him sitting in the passenger seat.

That little incident cost me a 20 quid fine in magistrates court, and a further 50 quid fine from my CO when I finally got back to camp.

[gettin2dizzy]

Probably cheaper than taxing the car!

[ArtyLady]

ok not quite! I did get pulled over today by the cops and escorted into the back of their cop car ;);)

I was so nervous and excited - never been in a police car before. I knew I wasn't speeding, my music was quite loud but not disturbingly so, so what could it be....Doh! NO TAX :( Ran out in November!

The two men were very nice (I am wearing a skirt today though!) :p and we had a good old chin wag before they let me on my way £60 lighter though!!

Very impressed with their manner and they were polite and knew that I hadn't realised!

What a start to the day! I need a brew!!!

God I'd have had a panic attack! :( Good to know that they treated you with respect and common sense :cool:

The only time Ive been in a Police car was when hubby flagged one down when I went into Labour (23 years ago) in the middle of the night. Our car wouldn't start in the freezing conditions and they just happened to be driving past! We went to the hospital with blues and twos and my waters broke all over the back seat :lol: I did keep apologising but they said it didn't matter - better than sick I suppose :mrgreen:

[Kate Moss]

This forum is innuendo capital of the internet...and they all seem to revolve around you! :scratch:


ABSOLUTLY no innuendo intended, I genuinly want to go for a drive (is that a better word) in a cop car.

Funny how its always you that mentions innuendo's, think you have a dirty mind

[Kate Moss]

God I'd have had a panic attack! :( Good to know that they treated you with respect and common sense :cool:

The only time Ive been in a Police car was when hubby flagged one down when I went into Labour (23 years ago) in the middle of the night. Our car wouldn't start in the freezing conditions and the just happened to be driving past! We went to the hospital very fast with blues and twos and my waters broke all over the back seat :lol: I did keep apologising but they said it didn't matter - better than sick I suppose :mrgreen:


thats brilliant!

[missyburd]

How could you manipulate someone like that :razz: :lol:

Never know a male counterpart to get this treatment.
Ah, the perks of being female :p

I think I have been in a police car actually, I have a vague memory of having to go in one when I was younger. Not because I'd done owt wrong though (I don't think so anyway), I think I was being escorted somewhere :-s

[Dave20046]

ABSOLUTLY no innuendo intended, I genuinly want to go for a drive (is that a better word) in a cop car.

Funny how its always you that mentions innuendo's, think you have a dirty mind
hmm maybe your right I think I should just keep my postings to myself.

[Kate Moss]

Ah, the perks of being female :p

I think I have been in a police car actually, I have a vague memory of having to go in one when I was younger. Not because I'd done owt wrong though (I don't think so anyway), I think I was being escorted somewhere :-s


Back to the detention centre!

[Kate Moss]

hmm maybe your right I think I should just keep my postings to myself.


write them in some kinda pervy journal!!!

[ArtyLady]

thats brilliant!


It wasn't brilliant for the following 16 hours! :lol: the end result was though :cool:

[missyburd]

think you have a dirty mind

Really? Definitely the Einstein in you talking there Kate :rolleyes: :mrgreen:

[missyburd]

Back to the detention centre!
Must be it yeah :-D

[Kate Moss]

Really? Definitely the Einstein in you talking there Kate :rolleyes: :mrgreen:


As i dont know Dave20046 I did't just want to assume - that would be rude!

[missyburd]

As i dont know Dave20046 I did't just want to assume - that would be rude!

No it wouldn't, having a dirty mind is nothing to be ashamed of, just makes life more interesting ;)

[Kate Moss]

No it wouldn't, having a dirty mind is nothing to be ashamed of, just makes life more interesting ;)


I think scoobs would agree with that!!!

[vixis]

I think scoobs would agree with that!!!

I think everyone agrees with that :mrgreen:

[Dave20046]

write them in some kinda pervy journal!!!
I can't quite see it in waterstones :???:

[missyburd]

You seen some of the stuff in there? I think you'd be surprised, owt sells these days :-) (And no, just for the record, I don't go into waterstones just to search for erotic fiction :rolleyes:)

[Dave20046]

lol I don't go into waterstones full stop. Me and books don't mix :( I wasn't blessed in the brain department...
The extent of my reading is service manuals and a bit of garfield.

[Kate Moss]

lol I don't go into waterstones full stop. Me and books don't mix :( I wasn't blessed in the brain department...
The extent of my reading is service manuals and a bit of PLAYBOY.

:p

[shonadoll]

The police clocked my boss' tax had run out in November - they didn't fine him, just told him to get it sorted.

[Kate Moss]

The police clocked my boss' tax had run out in November - they didn't fine him, just told him to get it sorted.

No fair!!!

[joshmac]

:p
Dave you were right mate... she has a filthy mind! :lol:

[Dave20046]

Finally the cavalry has arrived :D
They were gangin up on me joshman...

[Kate Moss]

Ooh watch out josh is about!!! Now im scared!!!

[Dave20046]

:smt082Ooh watch out josh is about!!! Now im scared!!!

[joshmac]

Finally the cavalry has arrived :D
They were gangin up on me joshman...
Can't be having that!
Careful what you say that Miss_YC... she has a tendency to make bottomless threats and keep tallies on slaps owed :p
Meh she couldn't hurt a fly anyway, so ignore that! #ducks# :lol:

Ooh watch out josh is about!!! Now im scared!!!
Yeah you'd better be! Regardless of the amount of sarcasm in your voice:smt079 Whoopah ;) hehe

[Kate Moss]

Can't be having that!
Careful what you say that Miss_YC... she has a tendency to make bottomless threats and keep tallies on slaps owed :p
Meh she couldn't hurt a fly anyway, so ignore that! #ducks# :lol:


Yeah you'd better be! Regardless of the amount of sarcasm in your voice:smt079 Whoopah ;) hehe

oh i wasn't be sarcastic! no no not at all!! Infact I have turned my desk on its side to create a barrier and somewhere to hide!

[joshmac]

oh i wasn't be sarcastic! no no not at all!! Infact I have turned my desk on its side to create a barrier and somewhere to hide!
Well that was silly. Hasn't the contents of your desk gone everywhere?! :smt019
Well you are a girl, and a blonde one at that :p

:mrgreen:

[Kate Moss]

Well that was silly. Hasn't the contents of your desk gone everywhere?! :smt019
Well you are a girl, and a blonde one at that :p

:mrgreen:

No i tidied first...duh!!

[joshmac]

No i tidied first...duh!!
:smt019

[Frank]

want a helping hand ladies

[joshmac]

want a helping hand ladies
Well you are a woman Gid!
No-one will notice your comments anyway so do whatever you want :p

[Kate Moss]

No thanks Gid - I got this!!!!

[joshmac]

LMAO @ Gid :laughat: You just got rejected harshly :lol:

[Frank]

was talkin to you and dave

[Kate Moss]

LMAO @ Gid :laughat: You just got rejected harshly :lol:

judging by your reaction, you must know how it feels!!!!

[missyburd]

Can't be having that!
Careful what you say that Miss_YC... she has a tendency to make bottomless threats and keep tallies on slaps owed :p
Meh she couldn't hurt a fly anyway, so ignore that! #ducks# :lol:


You are so dead :twisted:

want a helping hand ladies
We can manage ;)

[Frank]

You are so dead :twisted:


We can manage ;)
See post 53:)

[missyburd]

See post 53:)
lol no your original comment still stands, you just changed your mind to avoid having to explain why you were bothering to stand help us :-P

[Kate Moss]

Just been to clean the car! Paranoid now! The cops were in the same place yesterday - and will prb be there tomorrow so at least they can't pull me for having a flithy car!

[joshmac]

judging by your reaction, you must know how it feels!!!!
Oh yeah.. been there, done that, had a $hit time but got out to the other side

[Kate Moss]

Oh yeah.. been there, done that, had a $hit time but got out to the other side


:smt056

[joshmac]

lol no your original comment still stands, you just changed your mind to avoid having to explain why you were bothering to stand help us :-P
+1 :lol:
Oh wait, I'm not s'posed to be agreeing with you... you're the enemy!! :twisted: ;) :lol:

Oh I'm still very much alive... but you're a girl... it's expected for you to be wrong :razz: #ducks... AGAIN#

[plowsie]

I think the megathread button will get clicked soon :lol:

[joshmac]

Shhhh...
TBH I thought this was the megathread when I was posting #-o :lol:

[Shellywoozle]

I've been in a couple of police cars :mrgreen:

Me too :smt083

[joshmac]

Me too :smt083
Funny that :rolleyes:;)

[Grinch]

Your a crim'... Tell me something new. ;-)

[joshmac]

Your a crim'... Tell me something new. ;-)
Errrm.... You're wearing a voice controlled bling thing round your neck :p
Meh you probably knew that too... :lol:

[metalmonkey]

I am insured - Thank God. they knew who I was and that the car was registered to Phil aswel. All mod cons in the car!!!
Was going to ask about handcuffs but changed my mind!!! ;)

If I had know this months ago, why do we always find things like this out later on? I could have arranged it.

[joshmac]

Do furry cuffs count? :razz:

[DanAbnormal]

Even I've never been put in the back of a Police car!

yet 8-[

That's coz they chuck you straight in the boot!

[joshmac]

That's coz they chuck you straight in the boot!
:lol:

[Drew Carey]

I has been a naughty boy and been in a policey car and a policey meat wagon.......I shall regail the stories as they still make me chuckle....

1. The first outing in a police car was whilst at uni, I got stopped in the street, read my rights and explained I fitted the description of someone wanted for theft. Turned out I was not the one they wanted.

2. Second outing in a police car was having been caught nicking a christmas tree from the nativity scene in Leicester city hall square, we did not realise that there were approx 6 CCTV cameras watching us. Alcohol is great!!!! Anyways, slap on the wrist, made to put it back after being taken back there and also had to return to do litter picking the next day. My kind of policing.

3. Policeyvan!!!! Me and four mates got veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunk and were caught up ladders pinching the letters from the wall outside the "Varsity" pub......anyways, got put in a van and locked up. Luckily for me, I was assitant manager of the Varsity at the time. My boss said to me the next day...."Fair play, you had the front to try and nick them, we've been trying for years" as his name was Vince Andrews......he wanted the VA.

Anyways.....I is not a crim, just have a habit of enjoying myself when drunken.

[Kate Moss]

I has been a naughty boy and been in a policey car and a policey meat wagon.......I shall regail the stories as they still make me chuckle....

1. The first outing in a police car was whilst at uni, I got stopped in the street, read my rights and explained I fitted the description of someone wanted for theft. Turned out I was not the one they wanted.

2. Second outing in a police car was having been caught nicking a christmas tree from the nativity scene in Leicester city hall square, we did not realise that there were approx 6 CCTV cameras watching us. Alcohol is great!!!! Anyways, slap on the wrist, made to put it back after being taken back there and also had to return to do litter picking the next day. My kind of policing.

3. Policeyvan!!!! Me and four mates got veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy drunk and were caught up ladders pinching the letters from the wall outside the "Varsity" pub......anyways, got put in a van and locked up. Luckily for me, I was assitant manager of the Varsity at the time. My boss said to me the next day...."Fair play, you had the front to try and nick them, we've been trying for years" as his name was Vince Andrews......he wanted the VA.

Anyways.....I is not a crim, just have a habit of enjoying myself when drunken.


Always knew you had a dark side Drew!!

[kwak zzr]

[quote=Drew Carey;1753424]

1. The first outing in a police car was whilst at uni, I got stopped in the street, read my rights and explained I fitted the description of someone wanted for theft. Turned out I was not the one they wanted.

quote]

something similar happened to me but i wasn't at uni lol, i shat myself because i fitted the description of the thief exactly :( eventually the thief was caught later that night and i was released with not even a sorry from the detaining officers:(

[Kate Moss]

[quote=Drew Carey;1753424]

1. The first outing in a police car was whilst at uni, I got stopped in the street, read my rights and explained I fitted the description of someone wanted for theft. Turned out I was not the one they wanted.

quote]

something similar happened to me but i wasn't at uni lol, i shat myself because i fitted the description of the thief exactly :( eventually the thief was caught later that night and i was released with not even a sorry from the detaining officers:(


Can't you complain when things like this happen?

[kwak zzr]

dunno because they did physically arrest me, my dad said i should have said "OK you've arrested me now charge me!"

[Dave20046]

[quote=Drew Carey;1753424]

1. The first outing in a police car was whilst at uni, I got stopped in the street, read my rights and explained I fitted the description of someone wanted for theft. Turned out I was not the one they wanted.

quote]

something similar happened to me but i wasn't at uni lol, i shat myself because i fitted the description of the thief exactly :( eventually the thief was caught later that night and i was released with not even a sorry from the detaining officers:(
I got boxed in by several police dog vans and cars once as I fitted the description of an armed person that they'd followed to the general area via cctv. Turned out the suspect was infact one of our mates, he had a little plastic bow and arrow with suckers on (it was valentines day and he was nuts) hung round his back. One of the vast number of coppers spotted it while they were searching me, they snapped & binned all his arrows and cleared off.

[Dave20046]

[quote=kwak zzr;1753513]


Can't you complain when things like this happen?
Yes my brother was detained illegally for over two weeks, court case on the way ;)