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Bluepete
21-01-09, 06:25 PM
Stick (http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1091743_cop_in_fall_horror)

Have a look at this and ask yourself, is it worth it?

The lad he was chasing hasn't been prosecuted for any offence, from what I know, rightfully so. He just ran off.

What a set of pictures though! Lucky, lucky young man....

Stay safe!

Pete

falc
21-01-09, 06:30 PM
THis made me worry.

"Pc Nash added: "I would do the same again tomorrow. I love my job. I've always wanted to be in the police. It sounds corny but I've always wanted to help people.""

I mean wtf, you would give chase and injure yourself again? They sure he doesn't have brain damage.

Also Rebecca said: "I think it's just a miracle. I'm so proud of what he's done."

Proud of him stabbing his eye!

If that guy he chased was inclined to be evil, he could of easily made that stick go further in.

Risky business, def. stay safe out there.

Shellywoozle
21-01-09, 06:40 PM
Errrrr and how did he not realise ! Mmmm wouldnt make a good detective LOL

No seriously, hope he makes a good recovery, one lucky young man !

G
21-01-09, 06:45 PM
The pictures of it still in his eye on Sky news are pretty cool.

Lucky bloke though, can just imagine the little crims faces when he caught up with him lol

FG1
21-01-09, 06:52 PM
Canditate for "special branch" maybe..................:confused:

metalmonkey
21-01-09, 06:54 PM
Dang thats just nasty, I mean though how could you not notice WTF!

I once chased someone across the road, but the traffic was more less not moving, ran between the gaps my not so slim pantner arrived a little bit later.

Anyway he got charged and got found guilty.

I mean I like my job, but I also going home too the way I started.

Bluepete
21-01-09, 06:58 PM
Canditate for "special branch" maybe..................:confused:

That is superb! Very good! Treemendous even.

Kate Moss
21-01-09, 06:59 PM
god i nearly threw up, thanks for the warning!!!!

Jeez poor bloke!

custard
21-01-09, 07:29 PM
That is superb! Very good! Treemendous even.

only if he went out on a limb

Luckypants
21-01-09, 07:36 PM
Canditate for "special branch" maybe..................:confused:

:smt038

maviczap
21-01-09, 07:50 PM
In my job we do some part of the emergency responder training. Its a bit higher than just first aid.

One of our trainers used a scenario where two screwdrivers ended up in his eyes. Don't ask me how it would have happened in real life, we just thought he was taking the training tOO far!

But seeing this picture shows things like this can happen.

Lucky lad & speedy recovery

embee
21-01-09, 08:41 PM
He didn't even twig that he had something in his eye. If he'd been a dog handler at least he would have noticed the bark. Sapped his strength good and proper.

maviczap
21-01-09, 08:52 PM
I think you need 5min on the naugthy step for those puns

custard
21-01-09, 09:06 PM
its good to see hes putting down roots in the force though.

on a serious note, why did he partner not just tell him to leaf it?

rob13
21-01-09, 09:11 PM
You wood have thought that when the stick broak off, he would have felt it resinating in his head? I mean was it honestly that dark for him to not realise that he had lost sight in one of his eyes?

tanis34
21-01-09, 09:56 PM
top marks to him but lets hope the do gooders dont see this and stop the police chasing criminals ( in case they hurt themselves )

custard
21-01-09, 10:48 PM
You wood have thought that when the stick broak off, he would have felt it resinating in his head? I mean was it honestly that dark for him to not realise that he had lost sight in one of his eyes?


prolly couldnt see the wood for the trees:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::chee rs:

yorkie_chris
21-01-09, 11:04 PM
These puns are terrible, but f##kin hilarious. Keep em coming!

I bet the lad absolutely $hit himself being caught up with by that! "F##k! The police have got zombie-handlers on the force!"

rob13
21-01-09, 11:16 PM
He'll get some stick off the lads when he finally gets back to work

custard
22-01-09, 07:40 AM
for such a budding young officer he must feel like such a sap, i cant believe he didnt twig sooner.

and with that i shall take a bough.

custard
22-01-09, 07:51 AM
do you think they spruced him up before the interview?

Lozzo
22-01-09, 11:47 AM
Obviously not very good at climbing the tree of success, maybe he should turn a new leaf and branch out into other areas. I'll bet he was bushed after the chase.

custard
22-01-09, 11:59 AM
did the fir fly when he caught the bloke?

ThEGr33k
22-01-09, 12:01 PM
Wow

Ceri JC
22-01-09, 02:04 PM
"Although John was extremely lucky, I suppose it shows the dangers that officers across Greater Manchester face on a daily basis."

What, do they only have branches and grass slopes in Manchester? From what I've seen, there aren't enough branches and grass banks in Manchester...

custard
22-01-09, 02:53 PM
pun-ular content required around the following

bark
roots
pupil
eye
evapo-transpiration :)

Woz
22-01-09, 06:03 PM
The current Mrs Woz was on A&E reception the night they brought him in (before Christmas - can't see why it's taken so long for the story to break :confused:) and said it was the most gruesome thing she'd ever seen.

And she looks in the mirror every morning.

Disclaimer - if I leave my pc logged in and you read this my darling... I was just kidding.

ThEGr33k
22-01-09, 06:09 PM
"Although John was extremely lucky, I suppose it shows the dangers that officers across Greater Manchester face on a daily basis."



Those Ents are ruthless criminals