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Scoobs
23-01-09, 09:10 AM
......does that, in the words of James May, make me a c*ck?
Mr Speirs
23-01-09, 09:14 AM
:)
keithd
23-01-09, 09:20 AM
i have an A3, does that make me a mini you?

ps, i didnt vote, as i wanted to Keithd it, and say yes. multiple answers not available
Luckypants
23-01-09, 09:23 AM
......does that, in the words of James May, make me a c*ck?

We had the evidence before you admitted to having an A4 :mrgreen:
Jabba
23-01-09, 09:31 AM
Absolutely, mate :thumbsup:

Hope this helps.
Caddy2000
23-01-09, 09:38 AM
Well if owning an Audi makes you a c*ck, what does that mean for BMW drivers? Cnuts? (or is that just the ones who drive on the A406 and M11?)
Viney
23-01-09, 09:40 AM
No, its only if you have an RS or S4.

And isn't it sweet, you and Keith are Audi Buddies!
Alpinestarhero
23-01-09, 01:24 PM
No. it makes you in the words of jemermy clarckson, a ****.

but we love you anyway scoobs
Jester666
23-01-09, 02:02 PM
'Fraid so!
amnesia
23-01-09, 02:03 PM
It's weird how on some days you go out, and it seems that everyone in a Volvo is out to get you.

Next time you go out, all the volvos you come across are fine, but it s the Audi's that are trying to swap paint.

Bizarre.


For the record I voted yes. Sorry, but there it is.


...I have had more Audi-based incidents than any other car.
Steve_God
23-01-09, 02:09 PM
It's weird how on some days you go out, and it seems that everyone in a Volvo is out to get you.
I don't think it's weird at all:
- They're either idiots who can't drive, and don't realise they're out to get you...
or
- They're undercover Police, who are purposely out to get you :p
dissuade
23-01-09, 03:05 PM
I have an Audi A4...

And you people who voted yes are just jealous of my pimpin ride.
Jabba
23-01-09, 03:07 PM
I have an Audi A4...

And you people who voted yes are just jealous of my pimpin ride.

:smt005
embee
23-01-09, 05:25 PM
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh268/Hi-vis/06823.jpg
sv-robo
23-01-09, 05:45 PM
:smt045
kwak zzr
23-01-09, 06:51 PM
well i like audi's just never owned them thats all :)
zsv650
23-01-09, 06:57 PM
top gear say's so. you shoulda bought a bmw it's no longer the ****'s car of choice anymore :-D
Dangerous Dave
23-01-09, 07:04 PM
you shoulda bought a bmw it's no longer the ****'s car of choice anymore :-D
They are for tw**'s now.
mattSV
23-01-09, 07:05 PM
Having an A4 doesn't make you a c0ck - you were a c0ck anyway.

:smt008
hob
23-01-09, 07:08 PM
They are for tw**'s now.

Nope :D

All the ***** have moved away from BMW, it is now (with the exception of 4x4's) **** free.

A3's and Golfs are the ones to watch out for, tail gate/ race off the lights like mad.

BMW's are no longer a problem, for the moment.
Caddy2000
23-01-09, 07:12 PM
Nope :D

All the ***** have moved away from BMW, it is now (with the exception of 4x4's) **** free.

A3's and Golfs are the ones to watch out for, tail gate/ race off the lights like mad.

BMW's are no longer a problem, for the moment.

You couldn't be more wronger! 95% of the Beemers I come across are driven by *****
hob
23-01-09, 07:37 PM
You couldn't be more wronger! 95% of the Beemers I come across are driven by *****

If that is Essex, you need to wait a few years, your still in the beemer phase, global roll out will update county by county.
kwak zzr
23-01-09, 07:41 PM
it doesnt matter what car it is as long as its GERMAN!
dissuade
23-01-09, 07:58 PM
You couldn't be more wronger! 95% of the Beemers I come across are driven by *****

It is a fact that the superlative of an adjective does not require the word "more". Therefore your entire point is wrong, including the reference to the personal qualities of drivers of vehicles made by BMW and Audi.
:rolleyes:
hob
23-01-09, 08:00 PM
It is a fact that the superlative of an adjective does not require the word "more". Therefore your entire point is wrong, including the reference to the personal qualities of drivers of vehicles made by BMW and Audi.
:rolleyes:

LOL. :cool:
Caddy2000
23-01-09, 09:12 PM
It is a fact that the superlative of an adjective does not require the word "more". Therefore your entire point is wrong, including the reference to the personal qualities of drivers of vehicles made by BMW and Audi.
:rolleyes:


Couldn't give a damn about my grammer - I'm dyslexic. Anyway should you have used a semi-colon in that sentence rather than a full stop.
Anyhoo my issues with spelling and grammer have nothing to do with the fact the morons think that buying a BMW and then driving it like a complete ****-whit.....

..... Just a thought like.