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Should I bother again, or should I stay single?
Opinions please
Kate Moss
23-01-09, 07:53 PM
single!
Stay single. Save your cash for what you want to spend it on, and get less earache.I fail to see why there's a choice TBH. :D
Alpinestarhero
23-01-09, 07:54 PM
Find a companion, someone to share life with.
kwak zzr
23-01-09, 07:54 PM
single!!!!
Single ... but with one or two 'special' friends ;)
gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 07:57 PM
Get yourself a ballet dancer. Only way forward :thumbsup:
classic blue_sv650s type thread
;)
Depends what your like being on your own some people don't like it.
On a personal note i like to feel wanted and i like cuddles. Ha:-D
dissuade
23-01-09, 07:59 PM
If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, you will be somewhat more well endowed in the monetary department.
<snort>
She said 'well endowed'
<giggles>
If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, you will be somewhat more well endowed in the monetary department.
What are you saying women cost money,whatever happened to equality?:)
kwak zzr
23-01-09, 08:03 PM
i dont give mine any she in the attic.
single single single..thats what I said after the shhh 3rd failed long term wench
then the misses popped up and sneeked her way in.
well she is kinda younger than me,and my pants did the thinking
Single ... but with one or two 'special' friends ;)
Is that an offer? ;)
skeetly
23-01-09, 08:04 PM
Ooh i dunno.
My missus earns as much as I do and she lets me have most of me toys....
Get the right one?
Nobbylad
23-01-09, 08:04 PM
Can't live with them.......can't live with them
Is that an offer? ;)
:mrgreen::smt115
Can't live with them.......can't live with them
Or as my mate says
"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"
Low maintenance, very light pillion, and won't yell at you to go faster or slow down!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/blowupdoll.jpg
kwak zzr
23-01-09, 08:13 PM
Or as my mate says
"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"
dats funny, hang on i just going to throw rocks at her:smt040
Or as my mate says
"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"
What a sweet talker :rolleyes:
gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 08:14 PM
then the misses popped up and sneeked her way in.
well she is kinda younger than me,and my pants did the thinking
You get two 'thinking' organs, and only enough blood to run one of them.
What a sweet talker :rolleyes:
That's my mate's quote, not mine. I'm quite a charmer when I want to be.
the best women are like libary books
Low maintenance, very light pillion, and won't yell at you to go faster or slow down!
I don't want a pillion. Any girlfriend of mine has to have her own bike or drive her own car to wherever I'm going on my bike.
the best women are like libary books
Cheap to borrow?
the best women are like libary books
or like dog poo
That's my mate's quote, not mine. I'm quite a charmer when I want to be.
:smt005:smt081:smt044
take them in the bath,throw them on the bed ,then take them back
take them in the bath,throw them on the bed ,then take them back
:mrgreen:
I'd say try and get another woman, and make her your wife.
or like dog poo
the older they are.................. the eaiser to pick up
Lifes a bitch..................................and then you marry one!
:smt005:smt081:smt044
Oi! Are you implying that I'm not?
To be fair, compared to one or two other commentators on this thread you are charm itself!
:p
just get a missus lozzo you obviously want one what's the worst that can happen :smt014#-o:D
Biker Biggles
23-01-09, 08:44 PM
What a nice bit of cake I had this evening.
just get a missus lozzo you obviously want one what's the worst that can happen :smt014#-o:D
babies
babies
And you should know!
babies
Been there, done that.
I have four kids all told. At 27, 19, 17 and 15 I don't think any of them would appreciate being called a baby though.
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)
"loose women"
"loose women"
ha ha ha you can talk :p:smt044:smt044:smt044
Is your 27 year old a lady Lozzo?
Is your 27 year old a lady Lozzo?
She most certainly was the last time I changed her nappy.
Nowadays she's more likely to be found in a pair of leathers riding a GSXR600 K8 in the company of her long term fiance on his GSXR750 K5 Anniversary
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)
Ah sod it... you'll do. When's a good time for a session?
;)
Shellywoozle
23-01-09, 09:07 PM
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019
Oi! Are you implying that I'm not?
I didnt think my response was as subtle as implication :smt040
I didnt think my response was as subtle as implication :smt040
Just say it... go on, I dare you.
:rolleyes:
She most certainly was the last time I changed her nappy.
Nowadays she's more likely to be found in a pair of leathers riding a GSXR600 K8 in the company of her long term fiance on his GSXR750 K5 Anniversary
Glad she's happy, aww shucks was worth a try.:)
Ah sod it... you'll do. When's a good time for a session?
;)
LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p
LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p
thought we were meeting up.Women bahhhh
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019
Ok, now I'm gonna have to flip a coin to see which of the blonde beauties gets the benefit of my charm and experience - heads it's Rai, tails its Shell.
That rude bugger Anna can take a running jump, she'll have to beg me now
LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p
Done
Done
:cheers::cheers: Wahoooooo
:(... sulk....:(
I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give, Messie... don't despair, your time will come.
:cheers::cheers: Wahoooooo
you are so dumped
I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give, Messie... don't despair, your time will come.
How about a big bloke with a little heart?? ;)
you are so dumped
Aww come on, im sure Loz will let you join in
:smt008
:confused::p
Filipe M.
23-01-09, 09:20 PM
That rude bugger Anna can take a running jump, she'll have to beg me now
She's already got her hands full anyway ;)
Thingus
23-01-09, 09:21 PM
I don't know you but i've seen that you buy a fair few bikes, i think the w0man will want you to curb spending. YOUR MONEY (to give to the woman) OR YOUR BIKE!
I say bike.
gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 09:22 PM
"loose women"The worst program ever to grace the television. Such bitter nasty women! I'd rather slurp rancid tuna out of my own *******.
I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give.
you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:
The worst program ever to grace the television. Such bitter nasty women! I'd rather slurp rancid tuna out of my own *******.
Coleen Nolan is a sweetie though. I danced with her once at Bailey's in Watford when I was about 18, I found out later was still only 15 at the time. She was with three of her sisters and it took some guts to go up and ask one of them for a dance.
you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:
hehehe hahahaha
you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:
You've already got your latin lover, stay out of it cos you surely don't need another. Anyway, you're gonna have to beg me now :D
How about a big bloke with a little heart?? ;)
I couldn't appear big if I tried
Jinxy43
23-01-09, 09:33 PM
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019
And there is me staying single, all for you Shell. Well no more, Its official Ladies I am foot loose and fancy free
Kate Moss
23-01-09, 09:33 PM
Rai has small hands - im sure you'l be fine!!!
You've already got your latin lover, stay out of it cos you surely don't need another. Anyway, you're gonna have to beg me now :D
Jealousy is such a nasty thing!!
I´m sorry it would never have worked out anyway Lozzo ;)
I couldn't appear big if I tried
Thats because you are a short ****!!!
Jealousy is such a nasty thing!!
I´m sorry it would never have worked out anyway Lozzo ;)
Thats because you are a short ****!!!
Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(
Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(
don't worry about it bud i'm 6 foot and i'm still sodding shorter than all my mate's lanky *******s :-D
Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(
..there was a post prior to that rejecting your claims to be charming ...:smt040
..there was a post prior to that rejecting your claims to be charming ...:smt040
I don't know how you could say such a thing. I am charm and good manners personified
I don't know how you could say such a thing. I am charm and good manners personified
:laughat: ... and suffers terribly from self delusions of grandeur ;)
don't worry about it bud i'm 6 foot and i'm still sodding shorter than all my mate's lanky *******s :-D
Despite being the slimmest, youngest looking and not having a grey hair on my head, my mates who are all well over 6 foot balding grey or both, have the cheek to call me grandad just because I am a couple of years older.
:laughat: ... and suffers terribly from self delusions of grandeur ;)
You love me really. This is like infant's school where you beat the crap out of the girl/boy you fancy so your mates won't guess you like them, isn't it?
Despite being the slimmest, youngest looking and not having a grey hair on my head, my mates who are all well over 6 foot balding grey or both, have the cheek to call me grandad just because I am a couple of years older.
there ya go divine justice :-D
Filipe M.
23-01-09, 10:01 PM
You love me really. This is like infant's school where you beat the crap out of the girl/boy you fancy so your mates won't guess you like them, isn't it?
Drop the shovel, mate ;)
Drop the shovel, mate ;)
Shovel?... do me a favour. I'm backing a bloody JCB up in a second.
I think you should all get a room. The same room. Then....[U-rating]
thanks .The misses has just seen my posts and now looks like Im on the sofa
Jinxy43
23-01-09, 10:11 PM
thanks .The misses has just seen my posts and now looks like Im on the sofa
Could be worse, it could be the shed
MR UKI (1)
23-01-09, 10:15 PM
Single, most definitely!
I have no opinion, but this thread is diamond. Cracked me up.
Dangerous Dave
23-01-09, 11:15 PM
Single...
...but if the miss' reads this there is the right woman out there for you Lozzo.
Single...
...but if the miss' reads this there is the right woman out there for you Lozzo.
Why, will she be dumping you? :D
ArtyLady
23-01-09, 11:38 PM
Well Lozzo, all I have to say is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk) :mrgreen:
Well Lozzo, all I have to say is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk) :mrgreen:
I blo0dy hate reggie music!
ArtyLady
23-01-09, 11:57 PM
I blo0dy hate reggie music!
Don't believe you :mrgreen:
My two pet musical hates are heavy metal and reggae.
what's wrong with heavy metal.
ArtyLady
24-01-09, 12:18 AM
My two pet musical hates are heavy metal and reggae.
What more than rap? ;)
what's wrong with heavy metal.
Where do I start, and do you have enough time left in your life to find out?
What more than rap? ;)
I can stomach a bit of rap, but I want to smash the speakers when I hear heavy metal and reggae. Something in the 'music' makes me want to kill whoever thought it was worth recording.
each to their own least it's still made by people who love music and not money grabbing record company ass kissing wannabe's and leeches.
dizzyblonde
24-01-09, 12:25 AM
rap n reggae are rubbish.
Now a bit of symphonic metal. Now thats better. Fit burds singing opera Lozzo, couldn't you stomach heavy metal if fit burds were singin along with it:rolleyes:
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