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Lozzo
23-01-09, 07:52 PM
Should I bother again, or should I stay single?

Opinions please

Kate Moss
23-01-09, 07:53 PM
single!

Baph
23-01-09, 07:53 PM
Stay single. Save your cash for what you want to spend it on, and get less earache.I fail to see why there's a choice TBH. :D

Alpinestarhero
23-01-09, 07:54 PM
Find a companion, someone to share life with.

kwak zzr
23-01-09, 07:54 PM
single!!!!

Girth
23-01-09, 07:56 PM
Single

Messie
23-01-09, 07:56 PM
Single ... but with one or two 'special' friends ;)

gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 07:57 PM
Get yourself a ballet dancer. Only way forward :thumbsup:

hovis
23-01-09, 07:58 PM
classic blue_sv650s type thread

;)

Giggsy
23-01-09, 07:59 PM
Depends what your like being on your own some people don't like it.
On a personal note i like to feel wanted and i like cuddles. Ha:-D

dissuade
23-01-09, 07:59 PM
If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, you will be somewhat more well endowed in the monetary department.

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:01 PM
<snort>

She said 'well endowed'

<giggles>

Giggsy
23-01-09, 08:03 PM
If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, you will be somewhat more well endowed in the monetary department.
What are you saying women cost money,whatever happened to equality?:)

kwak zzr
23-01-09, 08:03 PM
i dont give mine any she in the attic.

Frank
23-01-09, 08:03 PM
single single single..thats what I said after the shhh 3rd failed long term wench
























then the misses popped up and sneeked her way in.
well she is kinda younger than me,and my pants did the thinking

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:04 PM
Single ... but with one or two 'special' friends ;)

Is that an offer? ;)

skeetly
23-01-09, 08:04 PM
Ooh i dunno.
My missus earns as much as I do and she lets me have most of me toys....
Get the right one?

Nobbylad
23-01-09, 08:04 PM
Can't live with them.......can't live with them

Messie
23-01-09, 08:06 PM
Is that an offer? ;)
:mrgreen::smt115

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:08 PM
Can't live with them.......can't live with them


Or as my mate says

"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"

Lissa
23-01-09, 08:12 PM
Low maintenance, very light pillion, and won't yell at you to go faster or slow down!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/blowupdoll.jpg

Frank
23-01-09, 08:13 PM
and do u think that

kwak zzr
23-01-09, 08:13 PM
Or as my mate says

"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"

dats funny, hang on i just going to throw rocks at her:smt040

Messie
23-01-09, 08:13 PM
Or as my mate says

"If they didn't have a f**ny you'd throw rocks at them"


What a sweet talker :rolleyes:

gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 08:14 PM
then the misses popped up and sneeked her way in.
well she is kinda younger than me,and my pants did the thinking
You get two 'thinking' organs, and only enough blood to run one of them.

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:18 PM
What a sweet talker :rolleyes:

That's my mate's quote, not mine. I'm quite a charmer when I want to be.

Frank
23-01-09, 08:19 PM
the best women are like libary books

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:20 PM
Low maintenance, very light pillion, and won't yell at you to go faster or slow down!



I don't want a pillion. Any girlfriend of mine has to have her own bike or drive her own car to wherever I'm going on my bike.

Jabba
23-01-09, 08:22 PM
the best women are like libary books

Cheap to borrow?

hovis
23-01-09, 08:23 PM
the best women are like libary books

or like dog poo

anna
23-01-09, 08:25 PM
That's my mate's quote, not mine. I'm quite a charmer when I want to be.
:smt005:smt081:smt044

Frank
23-01-09, 08:26 PM
take them in the bath,throw them on the bed ,then take them back

Magnum
23-01-09, 08:32 PM
take them in the bath,throw them on the bed ,then take them back

:mrgreen:

I'd say try and get another woman, and make her your wife.

hovis
23-01-09, 08:33 PM
or like dog poo

the older they are.................. the eaiser to pick up

Girth
23-01-09, 08:35 PM
Lifes a bitch..................................and then you marry one!

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:39 PM
:smt005:smt081:smt044

Oi! Are you implying that I'm not?

Messie
23-01-09, 08:42 PM
To be fair, compared to one or two other commentators on this thread you are charm itself!


:p

zsv650
23-01-09, 08:44 PM
just get a missus lozzo you obviously want one what's the worst that can happen :smt014#-o:D

Biker Biggles
23-01-09, 08:44 PM
What a nice bit of cake I had this evening.

Frank
23-01-09, 08:45 PM
just get a missus lozzo you obviously want one what's the worst that can happen :smt014#-o:D
babies

Girth
23-01-09, 08:47 PM
babies


And you should know!

Lozzo
23-01-09, 08:48 PM
babies

Been there, done that.

I have four kids all told. At 27, 19, 17 and 15 I don't think any of them would appreciate being called a baby though.

Rai86
23-01-09, 08:53 PM
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)

Frank
23-01-09, 08:54 PM
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)
"loose women"

Rai86
23-01-09, 08:57 PM
"loose women"


ha ha ha you can talk :p:smt044:smt044:smt044

Giggsy
23-01-09, 08:57 PM
Is your 27 year old a lady Lozzo?

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:05 PM
Is your 27 year old a lady Lozzo?

She most certainly was the last time I changed her nappy.

Nowadays she's more likely to be found in a pair of leathers riding a GSXR600 K8 in the company of her long term fiance on his GSXR750 K5 Anniversary

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:06 PM
why helllooooooo lozzo ;-)

Ah sod it... you'll do. When's a good time for a session?

;)

Shellywoozle
23-01-09, 09:07 PM
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019

anna
23-01-09, 09:07 PM
Oi! Are you implying that I'm not?

I didnt think my response was as subtle as implication :smt040

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:09 PM
I didnt think my response was as subtle as implication :smt040

Just say it... go on, I dare you.

:rolleyes:

Giggsy
23-01-09, 09:09 PM
She most certainly was the last time I changed her nappy.

Nowadays she's more likely to be found in a pair of leathers riding a GSXR600 K8 in the company of her long term fiance on his GSXR750 K5 Anniversary
Glad she's happy, aww shucks was worth a try.:)

Rai86
23-01-09, 09:10 PM
Ah sod it... you'll do. When's a good time for a session?

;)

LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p

Frank
23-01-09, 09:12 PM
LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p
thought we were meeting up.Women bahhhh

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:12 PM
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019

Ok, now I'm gonna have to flip a coin to see which of the blonde beauties gets the benefit of my charm and experience - heads it's Rai, tails its Shell.








That rude bugger Anna can take a running jump, she'll have to beg me now

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:13 PM
LOL how does tomorrow morning, i dunno outside a bike shop down here grab ya?:p

Done

Messie
23-01-09, 09:13 PM
:(... sulk....:(

Rai86
23-01-09, 09:14 PM
Done

:cheers::cheers: Wahoooooo

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:15 PM
:(... sulk....:(

I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give, Messie... don't despair, your time will come.

Frank
23-01-09, 09:15 PM
:cheers::cheers: Wahoooooo
you are so dumped

Messie
23-01-09, 09:17 PM
I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give, Messie... don't despair, your time will come.

How about a big bloke with a little heart?? ;)

Rai86
23-01-09, 09:17 PM
you are so dumped


Aww come on, im sure Loz will let you join in

:smt008


:confused::p

Filipe M.
23-01-09, 09:20 PM
That rude bugger Anna can take a running jump, she'll have to beg me now

She's already got her hands full anyway ;)

Thingus
23-01-09, 09:21 PM
I don't know you but i've seen that you buy a fair few bikes, i think the w0man will want you to curb spending. YOUR MONEY (to give to the woman) OR YOUR BIKE!

I say bike.

gettin2dizzy
23-01-09, 09:22 PM
"loose women"The worst program ever to grace the television. Such bitter nasty women! I'd rather slurp rancid tuna out of my own *******.

anna
23-01-09, 09:25 PM
I'm a little bloke with a big heart and a lot of love to give.

you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:26 PM
The worst program ever to grace the television. Such bitter nasty women! I'd rather slurp rancid tuna out of my own *******.

Coleen Nolan is a sweetie though. I danced with her once at Bailey's in Watford when I was about 18, I found out later was still only 15 at the time. She was with three of her sisters and it took some guts to go up and ask one of them for a dance.

Messie
23-01-09, 09:26 PM
you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:
hehehe hahahaha

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:28 PM
you mean your overly compensating????:rolleyes:

You've already got your latin lover, stay out of it cos you surely don't need another. Anyway, you're gonna have to beg me now :D

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:28 PM
How about a big bloke with a little heart?? ;)

I couldn't appear big if I tried

Jinxy43
23-01-09, 09:33 PM
Stay single and save yaslef for me ya know ya wanna ! :smt019



And there is me staying single, all for you Shell. Well no more, Its official Ladies I am foot loose and fancy free

Kate Moss
23-01-09, 09:33 PM
Rai has small hands - im sure you'l be fine!!!

anna
23-01-09, 09:33 PM
You've already got your latin lover, stay out of it cos you surely don't need another. Anyway, you're gonna have to beg me now :D

Jealousy is such a nasty thing!!

I´m sorry it would never have worked out anyway Lozzo ;)

I couldn't appear big if I tried

Thats because you are a short ****!!!

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:43 PM
Jealousy is such a nasty thing!!

I´m sorry it would never have worked out anyway Lozzo ;)



Thats because you are a short ****!!!

Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(

zsv650
23-01-09, 09:44 PM
Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(
don't worry about it bud i'm 6 foot and i'm still sodding shorter than all my mate's lanky *******s :-D

anna
23-01-09, 09:46 PM
Well, what can I say? Rejected on height grounds :(

..there was a post prior to that rejecting your claims to be charming ...:smt040

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:54 PM
..there was a post prior to that rejecting your claims to be charming ...:smt040

I don't know how you could say such a thing. I am charm and good manners personified

anna
23-01-09, 09:57 PM
I don't know how you could say such a thing. I am charm and good manners personified

:laughat: ... and suffers terribly from self delusions of grandeur ;)

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:57 PM
don't worry about it bud i'm 6 foot and i'm still sodding shorter than all my mate's lanky *******s :-D

Despite being the slimmest, youngest looking and not having a grey hair on my head, my mates who are all well over 6 foot balding grey or both, have the cheek to call me grandad just because I am a couple of years older.

Lozzo
23-01-09, 09:59 PM
:laughat: ... and suffers terribly from self delusions of grandeur ;)

You love me really. This is like infant's school where you beat the crap out of the girl/boy you fancy so your mates won't guess you like them, isn't it?

zsv650
23-01-09, 10:00 PM
Despite being the slimmest, youngest looking and not having a grey hair on my head, my mates who are all well over 6 foot balding grey or both, have the cheek to call me grandad just because I am a couple of years older.
there ya go divine justice :-D

Filipe M.
23-01-09, 10:01 PM
You love me really. This is like infant's school where you beat the crap out of the girl/boy you fancy so your mates won't guess you like them, isn't it?

Drop the shovel, mate ;)

Lozzo
23-01-09, 10:02 PM
Drop the shovel, mate ;)

Shovel?... do me a favour. I'm backing a bloody JCB up in a second.

Baph
23-01-09, 10:03 PM
I think you should all get a room. The same room. Then....[U-rating]

Frank
23-01-09, 10:03 PM
thanks .The misses has just seen my posts and now looks like Im on the sofa

Jinxy43
23-01-09, 10:11 PM
thanks .The misses has just seen my posts and now looks like Im on the sofa



Could be worse, it could be the shed

MR UKI (1)
23-01-09, 10:15 PM
Single, most definitely!

Scoobs
23-01-09, 10:20 PM
I have no opinion, but this thread is diamond. Cracked me up.

Dangerous Dave
23-01-09, 11:15 PM
Single...



...but if the miss' reads this there is the right woman out there for you Lozzo.

Lozzo
23-01-09, 11:31 PM
Single...



...but if the miss' reads this there is the right woman out there for you Lozzo.

Why, will she be dumping you? :D

ArtyLady
23-01-09, 11:38 PM
Well Lozzo, all I have to say is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk) :mrgreen:

Lozzo
23-01-09, 11:42 PM
Well Lozzo, all I have to say is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk) :mrgreen:

I blo0dy hate reggie music!

ArtyLady
23-01-09, 11:57 PM
I blo0dy hate reggie music!

Don't believe you :mrgreen:

Lozzo
24-01-09, 12:15 AM
My two pet musical hates are heavy metal and reggae.

zsv650
24-01-09, 12:17 AM
what's wrong with heavy metal.

ArtyLady
24-01-09, 12:18 AM
My two pet musical hates are heavy metal and reggae.

What more than rap? ;)

Lozzo
24-01-09, 12:18 AM
what's wrong with heavy metal.

Where do I start, and do you have enough time left in your life to find out?

Lozzo
24-01-09, 12:20 AM
What more than rap? ;)

I can stomach a bit of rap, but I want to smash the speakers when I hear heavy metal and reggae. Something in the 'music' makes me want to kill whoever thought it was worth recording.

zsv650
24-01-09, 12:21 AM
each to their own least it's still made by people who love music and not money grabbing record company ass kissing wannabe's and leeches.

dizzyblonde
24-01-09, 12:25 AM
rap n reggae are rubbish.
Now a bit of symphonic metal. Now thats better. Fit burds singing opera Lozzo, couldn't you stomach heavy metal if fit burds were singin along with it:rolleyes: