Caption competition

[joshmac]

Okay, I was browsing through the interweb (google to be precise) and stumbled across this pic which made me smile

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg


Captions please :mrgreen:

[the_lone_wolf]

"This helmet will protect me from old internet memes"


odd that you'd be "browsing" the internet randomly and you just happen to stumble accross a picture which contains both pussy and helmet;)

[joshmac]

"This helmet will protect me from old internet memes"


odd that you'd be "browsing" the internet randomly and you just happen to stumble accross a picture which contains both pussy and helmet;)
LMAO! I thought that as soon as I clicked 'post'

I actually searched 'feeling blue' on google images. Came up on the second page :lol:

[Biker Biggles]

You taking the pith?

[dizzyblonde]

DO I look like a feckin juice squeezer?

[davepreston]

my owner is takin this x-men thing to far now

[Mr Speirs]

You've got a lime on your head.

[metalmonkey]

"okay the lime is meant to go into the beer"

[dizzyblonde]

Mr Bigglesworth is NOT amused

[BanannaMan]

"We'll see who's laughing when I get my claws on the sofa."

[missyburd]

Guiness World record stuntpuss here I come, nothing can stop me now, meiohowhowhow...

[squirrel_hunter]

Okay, I was browsing through the interweb (google to be precise) and stumbled across this pic which made me smile


Welcome to the internet. You're only about 8 years late with that picture.

[Jester666]

"For this I killl you!"
"Tonight you die!"

[missyburd]

"For this I killl you!"
"Tonight you die!"
hehe or just "SILENCE!!! I keeeeell youu" :p

[ethariel]

Just wait, i'm gonna carp in your boots for this

[Alpinestarhero]

"This helmet will protect me from old internet memes"


odd that you'd be "browsing" the internet randomly and you just happen to stumble accross a picture which contains both pussy and helmet;)

you'd be amazed at what you find when you put hose keywords into google

[Thingus]

*turns safe-search back on*

[sv-robo]

We'll see who's laughing when i cr*p in your bran flakes.

[SoulKiss]

We'll see who's laughing when i cr*p in your bran flakes.

Who would notice - apart from the Bran Flakes tasting a bit better.....

[Paul the 6th]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg



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[sv-robo]

Who would notice - apart from the Bran Flakes tasting a bit better.....
Exactly;)

[joshmac]

Welcome to the internet. You're only about 8 years late with that picture.
Alright :roll:. If you don't like the thread don't come in here and certainly don't bother posting in it!
Please can you quote me in my original post where I claimed this a picture which was release onto the web yesterday... Oh wait, you can't, 'cause I didn't! :rolleyes:

[keithd]

Alright :roll:. If you don't like the thread don't come in here and certainly don't bother posting in it!
Please can you quote me in my original post where I claimed this a picture which was release onto the web yesterday... Oh wait, you can't, 'cause I didn't! :rolleyes:

http://www.best4leather.co.uk/cache/hansson-handbag-2696-5003161-0.jpg

[joshmac]

http://www.best4leather.co.uk/cache/hansson-handbag-2696-5003161-0.jpg
:lol: hehe
Just my colour that is :mrgreen: How did you know?

[_Stretchie_]

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http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6982/lisaut0.jpg

In an interview Gok Wan says "Lisa has always been a beautiful woman with fantastic features, she just needs a little bit of sculpting to have her look tremendous for her new single and I feel I have acheived the perfect look"

Her new single "What the hell you looking at" will be available on download from Feb 02 and in shops from Valentines day

When questioned about her look Lisa said "I've been all around the world, and spoken to many artists and style experts but as I said to Gok "You can't deny it, you've made these little Changes but they are in all the right places". If my critics don't like it then I'll just say "People hold on, where is the love? Set your loving free, I feel like I'm all woman now so respect my decisions "
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg

[squirrel_hunter]

Alright :roll:. If you don't like the thread don't come in here and certainly don't bother posting in it!

It’s a forum, people have opinions. I was expressing mine, I didn’t realise that I had to agree with your point of view; I obviously missed that notice.

Please can you quote me in my original post where I claimed this a picture which was release onto the web yesterday... Oh wait, you can't, 'cause I didn't! :rolleyes:

I did not insinuate that the picture was released yesterday; my point I was subtlety trying to make was it is as bad as Hitler’s Bike.

If funny pictures are your thing then may I suggest something other than a bike forum, 4Chan for instance? But there is so much drivel on here anyway what’s wrong with a little more.

[northwind]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg


Inspiration for the B-King.

http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2008models/2008-Suzuki-B-KING-GSX1300BKb.jpg

[joshmac]

It’s a forum, people have opinions. I was expressing mine, I didn’t realise that I had to agree with your point of view; I obviously missed that notice.
How childish are you being?!
I didn't say you couln't have an opinion which was different to mine, that'd be ridiculous!


I did not insinuate that the picture was released yesterday; my point I was subtlety trying to make was it is as bad as Hitler’s Bike.
OK, I'm sorry if I've never seen it before. I tried doing a search for "lime+helmet" "lime+cat" (cat's too short you see :rolleyes:) and found nothing.
As I'm clearly doing something wrong with my searching method, could you please pop a link up to a thread on here that has this picture in? That'd be much appreciated.

If funny pictures are your thing then may I suggest something other than a bike forum, 4Chan for instance? But there is so much drivel on here anyway what’s wrong with a little more.
Look at the top of this section of the forum. This is "Idle banter" if you didn't realise. :roll:

Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the section for, and I quote: "Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick)."
IMO I've ticked the box for "non bike related chat" and "the odd bit of humour", so I'm really struggling to see why you have such a problem with me sharing something I thought was funny and that I'd never seen before. I know for a fact that I made at least two people's day better by bringing a smile to their face. Is this not allowed on here either (mr mod)?

Just out of interest, does anybody else have a problem with this thread?
I'll happily appologise if I've upset everyone else on this here by trying to share a bit of (IMO) humour...

[missyburd]

Calm down Josh, tis just a bit of banter, noone meant to cause offence I'm sure. I've seen the pic a few times when I've searched for cat images, I smiled each time hehe :-D

[joshmac]

Calm down Josh, tis just a bit of banter, noone meant to cause offence I'm sure. I've seen the pic a few times when I've searched for cat images, I smiled each time hehe :-D
I am chilled :mrgreen:
Not worth letting him get me up tight :p
Pussy cats aren't something I normally search for when I'm using the interweb ;) hehe (no I'm not ghey :lol:)

[Wideboy]

im offended!

[missyburd]

im offended!

Did anyone else hear anything?

[Wideboy]

:mrgreen:

[Frank]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m146/wgilber1/invisiblebiketw9.jpg

[joshmac]

Did anyone else hear anything?
Nope :razz:
hehe

[joshmac]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m146/wgilber1/invisiblebiketw9.jpg
"That mouse is MINE!!"
"Target Sighted"

That must've been a big electric shock, either that or a trampoline :lol:

[Woz]

[quote=joshmac;1761222That must've been a big electric shock, either that or a trampoline :lol:[/quote]


Nah, smelling salts under the nose while sleeping has a similar effect.

So I'm told.

Not that I would ever do that ;)

[joshmac]

Nah, smelling salts under the nose while sleeping has a similar effect.

So I'm told.

Not that I would ever do that ;)
:lol:
Apparently baking soda makes seaguls explode :lol: Never tried it, never will :-dd:p

[Frank]

:lol:
Apparently baking soda makes seaguls explode :lol: Never tried it, never will :-dd:p
works with sparrows:smt083

[missyburd]

As a student currently studying zoology I feel I must enquire further about this revelation, out of pure curiosity of course...any vids? :-)

[Wideboy]

apparently right, if you break wind over a sleeping cat they go mental

[Frank]

As a student currently studying zoology I feel I must enquire further about this revelation, out of pure curiosity of course...any vids? :-)
dont dip bread in the aformentioned powder and throw it in the garden

[joshmac]

apparently right, if you break wind over a sleeping cat they go mental
I'll try it on you at AR09 :p

I can tell we're going to get told to take it to the megathread in a sec :lol:

Back on topic! :lol:

[John 675]

apparently right, if you break wind over a sleeping cat they go mental

Lol!!! i gotta try that :D..."mrs lylej... wheres Gizmo"...

[dizzyblonde]

apparently right, if you break wind over a sleeping cat they go mental


Myth confirmed:mrgreen:

[Frank]

Myth confirmed:mrgreen:
did you use a flame ?

[John 675]

Myth confirmed:mrgreen:

did you use a flame ?
this thread has me practicaly in stitches!!!! :cheers:

[Wideboy]

hahaha!!

i've not errrmm seen it confirmed since i was a wee nipper! :mrgreen:

[John 675]

hahaha!!

i've not errrmm seen it confirmed since i was a wee nipper! :mrgreen:

did you confirm it your self? or did your pops do it.. would be wierd.. "hey son.. come watch me fart on the cat"...

[dizzyblonde]

we have a 12 week old kitty. The others are 9 yr old. Its fun in our house right now.
Mr. Tibbs is EVIIIIILLLLLLL.

[Wideboy]

did you confirm it your self? or did your pops do it.. would be wierd.. "hey son.. come watch me fart on the cat"...


yes i had a misspent youth :mrgreen:

cat use to go absolutely mental, practically on the ceiling then run out the room shrieking, haha those where the days

[John 675]

LOL,... i think i just peed a little LOL! ! ! !

[Frank]

yes i had a misspent youth :mrgreen:

cat use to go absolutely mental, practically on the ceiling then run out the room shrieking, haha those where the days
bet you used to put a "cloths peg" on the cats tail as well
I've heard they hit mack 2

[Wideboy]

i was never allowed a dog, cant for the life of me think why :D

EDIT: no i did not do cruelty to animals lol!!!!

[joshmac]

did you use a flame ?
Bit like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O17pOvq2ieI)? :lol:


Yes I know it's fake!!

[John 675]

more like this lol! ! ! !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ22sa2CNLg&feature=related

[jans1971]

Okay, I was browsing through the interweb (google to be precise) and stumbled across this pic which made me smile

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg


Captions please :mrgreen:
feck iv gone deaf

[dizzyblonde]

capshuns 4 thezes pleez


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0031_1.jpg

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0034.jpg

[John 675]

capshuns 4 thezes pleez

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0032.jpg
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0034.jpg

"hopefully i can escape in her hand bag... there is so much crap in here that i wont be noticed.... genius!!"

[jans1971]

capshuns 4 thezes pleez


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0031_1.jpg

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/Mr%20Tibbs/Image0034.jpg
did she just say"she has got some heavy rocks and we are going to the river" arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[squirrel_hunter]

How childish are you being?!
I didn't say you couln't have an opinion which was different to mine, that'd be ridiculous!

I'm not trying to be childish. I had an opinion that the picture is old and bores me. It was you who told me that I should have not posted my opinion. Just in case you forgot...

If you don't like the thread don't come in here and certainly don't bother posting in it!


The LOL Cats have been around for quite some time, and IIRC this very picture has been used by a member as an avatar, though I forget who. I see this stuff all the time and it bores me when yet another person posts the same old material. I like this site as it is a break from some of the other sites around that constantly get spammed by this stuff.

While I know its Idle Banter and the thread does meet the criteria I just don't think much of it, and thats the point I wanted to get across in the first place, which unfortunately it appears has been missed.

I am not a Mod, I wouldn't want to be. And insinuating that I am try be one is somewhat petty. At the end of the day you find this funny, good for you. I don't having seen it all before it bores me. But that is just my opinion.

Let the drivel continue.

[metalmonkey]

more like this lol! ! ! !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ22sa2CNLg&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBzFM3N3AQ&NR=1

This is better the dude was on fire:D

[joshmac]

more like this lol! ! ! !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ22sa2CNLg&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBzFM3N3AQ&NR=1

This is better the dude was on fire:D

LMAO! Both those are great! :smt043

[joshmac]

capshuns 4 thezes pleez


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb45/loubi650/mr%20tibbs/image0031_1.jpg


"iceberg ahead, cap'ain!"

[metalmonkey]

Whilst we are on farting, this video is well old but I but someone has....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XjvYEi55_1w

[startrek.steve]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/joshmac_3/catwithlimehat.jpg



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