Most outrageous fib!

[madness]

The only rule is that all fibs must be a possibility, no matter how remote.

eg. I was once squashed by a road roller and was re-inflated by the paramedics with an air line - NOT ALLOWED

When I was young I had a food intolerance to everything but brussel sprouts, which were the only food I could eat until I was 14 - ALLOWED

Not very good examples I know, but I think you'll get the gist!

The more extreme the better.

Keep it reasonably clean people!!

[muffles]

The only rule is that all fibs must be a possibility, no matter how remote.

eg. I was once squashed by a road roller and was re-inflated by the paramedics with an air line - NOT ALLOWED

When I was young I had a food intolerance to everything but brussel sprouts, which were the only food I could eat until I was 14 - ALLOWED

Not very good examples I know, but I think you'll get the gist!

The more extreme the better.

Keep it reasonably clean people!!

I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!

[timwilky]

I used to be a biking god, however having broken 90% of the bones in my body when I hit the deck doing an unofficial land 2 wheel speed attempt, I now no longer show off just how fast I can ride and am content to know in my mind just how much faster than you I really am.

[AndyL]

I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!

Yes but, I hypnotised you yesterday and made you do it! :D

[SoulKiss]

I wrote this first post by hacking into your account. Carry on!

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru

[keithd]

i'll be on the next rideout/IB meet...

[SoulKiss]

I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu

[Filipe M.]

i'll be on the next rideout/IB meet...

Okay, lock the thread, Keith wins.

[keithd]

my next mp3 player will be an ipod, f'sure

fixed for you

[SoulKiss]

I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yeti in Nepal

[The Guru]

I once caught the Loch ness monster whilst fishing... but I catch and release

[Ed]

well that's nothing SK. This morning I met a nice traffic warden.

[hovis]

i invented the wheelie bin

[The Guru]

Im really your dad..

[SoulKiss]

I guess what I am trying to say is

I've never met a nice South African (http://www.vinylsingles.co.uk/southafrican.txt)

[hovis]

i shot Martin Luther King

[madness]

Helen Mirren had my love child!

[The Guru]

Im that love child

[muffles]

One night I was running in a dream. I woke up suddenly, and ran out of the front door and started running down the street. As I ran, I found a pair of trainers on top of a parked car that fitted me perfectly; I snatched them and put them.

I ran around the block, and kept doing this for 6 months straight. By that time, the soles of my trainers were getting worn out, luckily I ran past another parked car with a car tyre, scissors, and needle and thread on top - I grabbed these, and began running/hopping on one foot whilst I cut the tyre tread up, removed the trainer from the unused foot, and replaced it with a piece of tyre. I then did the same to the other trainer.

After that I stopped running around the block and started running towards the M25. Once I reached there, there was a traffic jam; cars at a complete standstill. I began running across the roofs of the cars, jumping from lane to lane, car to car, making progress along the M25. As I did this, the traffic started moving, but still packed closely together. As a result I was able to continue leaping while the traffic was moving at 70mph+.

Once I had done a lap of the M25, I got off and headed towards the channel tunnel. It was at this point I started running through the tunnel and ended up in France, obviously pausing at times in the tunnel to allow trains past. I jogged on the spot though.

In france, I picked up a bottle of cheap wine and ran back through the tunnel. Once back in England, I climbed up Big Ben with only one hand, since I was holding the wine in the other hand. I got to the arms of Big Ben and hung on to the minute hand as it rotated through a full hour. I also drank the wine at this point.

Then, I got down, went to AndyL's house, hypnotised him into thinking he'd hypnotised me (it shifts the blame from me you see), and then hacked madness' account to write the first post.

[missyburd]

YC told me this morning he wants to be a power ranger with a quiet and clean bike, failing that a Harley with tassels on his leathers and boots. Oh and I don't exist, am all a figment of his imagination.

[Jabba]

I'm a nice person really.

[Alpinestarhero]

Any motorcycle can be improved by adding two more wheels and a roof.

[The Guru]

I see dead people..

[The Guru]

Im real busy at work..

[hovis]

Any motorcycle can be improved by adding two more wheels and a roof.

Any motorcycle can be improved by adding a topbox

[Alpinestarhero]

Any motorcycle can be improved by adding a topbox

any motorcycle can be improved by putting a honda logo on the side of it

[Scoobs]

Of course your bum doesn't look fat.

[sv-robo]

I caught a great white shark in a fishing net.

[Jabba]

Of course your bum doesn't look fat.

And yours is slim and pert too :thumbsup:

[Mogs]

I told John Kennedy to stay well away from Libraries.

[Paul the 6th]

You can make lots of money from old rope.

I've got loads of the stuff and no one wants to buy any

[husky03]

Its ok , i'll be careful, trust me

[BernardBikerchick]

i think i've told most blokes I have evern been out with that i never trump !!!!


HUGE FIB !!!!!!:cool::cool::cheers::cheers:

[timwilky]

Come on then peeps there are the really traditional fibs like

of course I love you
yes I will pull out (or similar)
your cheque is in the post

and Bloody Hell Verna was that you as you try to find the decomposing rat

[sv-robo]

Stevie Wonder works in a lighthouse.

[Frank]

I always think carefully before posting on the web

[Woz]

It is a clinically proven fact that man suffer the symptoms of influenza to a greater degree than women. It's something to do with the way the X and Y chromosones differ and affect our genetic make up.

So the term man-flu has an element of truth to it.

[Bibio]

god told me to do it....

[madness]

I used to be a professional Elvis inpersonator until Elvis's ghost appeared to me one night and said 'Give up youth, you're sh*te!'

[custard]

/obvious

curvys are better than pointies

/obvious

[Royaa703]

I never break speed limits

[carnivore]

I can chew gum with my butt, then blow bubbles.

[NickWilde123]

I can speak to cheese.....

it doesnt like you