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Wideboy
29-01-09, 08:13 PM
why is it silly things happen :confused:
mine is i like to get out of bed before opening my eyes, this morning i bounced off the door frame and nearly went ar$e over t!t down the stairs
Every morning, my bed is transformed into a tent.
DarrenSV650S
29-01-09, 08:16 PM
Sometime I wake up and have to stare at the alarm clock for ages trying to work out what the time means - whether I'm early and the alarm hasn't gone off yet, or it has gone off and I've switched it off and gone back to sleep and slept in.
kwak zzr
29-01-09, 08:19 PM
my brain wants to get up at 4:45 every morning but my legs wont work.
BigFootIsBlurry
29-01-09, 08:21 PM
I set my alarm an hour early just so I can press snooze 5 times, then I usually fall over my chair on the way out. I'm not a morning person.
_Stretchie_
29-01-09, 09:04 PM
"stupid things you do when you wake up"
Go to work.... :(
The quilt is normally half hanging out the cover, at least one pillow is on the floor, and after i get up i normally bump into the wall.
mike_avfc
29-01-09, 09:48 PM
think what to say when i phone in sick,, apprently though, leprosy isn't cured in a day !! :confused:
dizzyblonde
29-01-09, 09:53 PM
poke Im Indoors in the ribs....but then I'm nice like that;-)
The Guru
29-01-09, 09:55 PM
" stupid things you do when you wake up "
Go to work :rolleyes:
Thingus
29-01-09, 09:59 PM
I have a strange habit of turning all three alarms off and waking up 6 minutes before i need to leave for work. I've done it a few times now...
The Guru
29-01-09, 10:25 PM
I have a strange habit of turning all three alarms off and waking up 6 minutes before i need to leave for work. I've done it a few times now...
I do that all the time.. I actually get out of bed, walk over to the dresser, turn of my alarm on my phone, go back to bed and wake up late.. not remembering that I actually got out of bed and turned the phone off. :smt104
Thingus
29-01-09, 10:27 PM
Sure is weird. I've only ever been late for work twice, both by about 10 mins max... weird body clock. Just takes the **** out of me.
Every morning, my bed is transformed into a tent.
:cyclopsani: mine too ;)
Gene genie
01-02-09, 08:13 PM
i climb over the piping around the edge of the bed. its the only thing that keeps me from falling out as her indoors demands everything in bed.;)
Alpinestarhero
01-02-09, 08:21 PM
i fart quite loud
Gene genie
01-02-09, 08:23 PM
i fart quite loud
still single???
Kate Moss
01-02-09, 08:25 PM
I expect a cup of tea to be bought to me!!!
I expect a cup of tea to be bought to me!!!
sorry I forget
Alpinestarhero
01-02-09, 08:26 PM
still single???
nope
:cheers:
Wideboy
01-02-09, 08:27 PM
nope
:cheers:
don't look at me guys!!!
Mr Speirs
01-02-09, 09:05 PM
I have a nasty habit of losing all sense of politeness and any inhibitions when I am rudely woken. I swear if Lennox Lewis woke me up I'd still start on him :)
Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.
Wideboy
01-02-09, 09:33 PM
Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.
now thats stupid
Miss Alpinestarhero
02-02-09, 09:20 AM
Oh and once, apparently, whilst hammered got out of bed, took a picture off the wall then went to pee on it. Luckily Kerri was watching me and told me where I was going wrong.
ROFL :smt044
Erm, not sure what mine are. Even if I wake up before the alarm goes off I refuse to get up and out of bed until it does..! Bit stupid really :rolleyes:
Oh and I trip over the cat
Maria
Paul the 6th
02-02-09, 09:30 AM
quite a few things...
this morning i told the missus to "f*** off" while I had my eyes shut (apparently)
got up in the middle of the night for a tinkle and when i returned to the bedroom, i just stood in the corner of the room leaning against the wall with my eyes shut like some kind of derranged sleep troll. Vicky shouted at me "Pack it in paul"
a few nights ago I was having a dream when I suddenly shouted "JUST STOP D!CKING AROUND" and then started running whilst lying down...
A few years ago, whilst staying at an ex's house, I got up and p!ssed in her wardrobe. All those lovely bags and shoes from ebay were soaked :)
And asside from all that, generally sitting staring at the wall till my brain turns on
I have to go out to the hall, turn the bathroom light on with the door to the bathroom open just a tiny bit, then stand in the hall stretching whilst gradually opening the door bit by bit until my eyes get used to the light.
I much prefer summer when there's natural light straightaway :smt104
sv-robo
02-02-09, 09:41 AM
Wait for my morning glory to settle down before going to the loo:D
Dangerous Dave
02-02-09, 11:10 AM
Stupid things you do when you wake up - Go to work.
Tomtoms
02-02-09, 11:41 AM
a few nights ago I was having a dream when I suddenly shouted "JUST STOP D!CKING AROUND" and then started running whilst lying down...
haha! running while laying down made me nearly have tea come out through my nose!
Paul the 6th
02-02-09, 01:11 PM
vicky thought i was having a fit. I do whacky things in my sleep :rolleyes:
Mr Speirs
02-02-09, 01:43 PM
Kerri once dreamed I was reversing my car and that I was going to hit a wall.
So at 2.30am she swung her arm and smacked me in the heart.
I woke up thinking I'd been jumped on by a horse!!
The only thing I could say was..
'WHAT THE HELL???????'
-Ralph-
02-02-09, 08:37 PM
Tell my wife for the 50th time that night that...
I CAN'T DO F*** ALL ABOUT THE SNORING WHEN I'M ASLEEP!
What is it about this concept that women don't get?
I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.
-Ralph-
03-02-09, 11:49 AM
I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.
Nope your completely normal!
Every morning, my bed is transformed into a tent.
For some reason that suits your avatar so well :-)
vardypeeps
03-02-09, 01:07 PM
Woke up early morning one night while dreaming about picking something up off a shelf. While in the motion of bending down to get it I woke up and continued to do the same action headbutting my girl friend in the back of the head!
xXBADGERXx
03-02-09, 10:40 PM
Scratch my balls whilst yawning loudly and shuffling about heading for the shower
That`s the normal part , the stupid part is getting into the shower and forgetting to hit the button twice , one hit is "On" , second hit is "Heat" ....... many a time I have stepped back into an Icy BLAST of water and screamed like Homer Simpson .
Look around me to see if I'm in my own bed, if I'm not I look beside me to see whose bed I am in. I suffer with serious memory problems until I have fully woken up, some days I don't remember what my own room looks like.
ThEGr33k
04-02-09, 01:59 AM
Go to work...
maxxdope
04-02-09, 06:50 AM
think about my bike.. oh..!!! and turn of the TV..! :)
Dave20046
04-02-09, 08:39 AM
I usually wake myself up with my snoring, it's so loud! The other morning I woke up thinking I'd heard shouting, then I realised it was me! I think I need help.
I've done that :mrgreen:
MCN_LiamM
04-02-09, 01:20 PM
Put the alarm on snooze a few times. But in the process of that knock things off my table as my arm flails about trying to find the snooze button - I don't tend to open my eyes.
If I wake up before the alarm goes off I either wait for it to go off or wait till the time gets to a round number like 7:45 or something.
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