Advice Please

[New Leaf]

Me and the wife are going on hols in March with our wee lad.

I went into Thomas Cook who gave me a brochure and a price on the holiday i wanted.

I then went into Thomsons and a beautiful 18 year old girl came to help me. She said they don't do the destination i want in March but she would see if she could find a deal from another operator. She bent over to rummage in some filing cabinets (and i couldn't help noticing that i could see the lacy tops of her hold ups.) I was mesmerized with her, she was so pretty.

Anyway she said the only operator to do the destination i wanted was thomas cook, and that i could book it through them. She ran some prices for me and it was £100 more than going direct with thomas cook.

But she was so pretty i want to go and book it with her, but the wife will be with me when we book. She'd be a bit suspicious when she saw how pretty the travel agent bird is, and if she found out that I'd paid an extra £100 just to gawp her, then she'd be a bit angry i think.

What should i do?

[the_lone_wolf]

Dump the wife

Marry the tart in the travel agents

Use family discount to get the holiday cheaper

???


PROFIT!!!

[Kate Moss]

stop perving you old git!

[Lozzo]

Give her one, everybody else has.

[dizzyblonde]

hes been on the turps again, first googgly eyed weather burds, now tarty travel agents...

if you ain't gettin enough at home, i think you ought to be nicer to your wife!

[maviczap]

The older we get the worse we are :p

[Dappa D]

Dump the wife

Marry the tart in the travel agents

Use family discount to get the holiday cheaper

???


PROFIT!!!

gets my vote!

[Baph]

Travel agents employ people like her purely because of people like you!

[missyburd]

Ahhh men and their weaknesses... :mrgreen:

[carty]

After seeing the sort of women you go for (the weather bird) I'd be sceptical that this travel agent chick is worth the £100 gawp- post a pic of her so we can do a vote on it....

[the_lone_wolf]

Ahhh men and their weaknesses... :mrgreen:
yeah but who's going to get that spider out the bath for you?;)

[missyburd]

yeah but who's going to get that spider out the bath for you?;)
I catch all the spiders and put 'em outside thankyou, even though I don't like 'em. :smt019 ;)

[the_lone_wolf]

I catch all the spiders and put 'em outside thankyou, even though I don't like 'em. :smt019 ;)

fair enough, but what about those vacuum sealed jars that need opening:smt019

[missyburd]

fair enough, but what about those vacuum sealed jars that need opening:smt019
hot water and a teatowel :smt019 I'm an independent woman :-D

[anna]

http://www.wdisneyw.com/forums/images/smilies05/popcorn.gif

[Baph]

http://www.wdisneyw.com/forums/images/smilies05/popcorn.gif

Is itsomething about Portugal that means people always have popcorn?!?! You've taken over his only role on the .Org now Anna!

*runs & hides*

[anna]

Is itsomething about Portugal that means people always have popcorn?!?! You've taken over his only role on the .Org now Anna!

*runs & hides*

we just have the best weather and a more relaxed approach to fishing ;)

[Filipe M.]

Is itsomething about Portugal that means people always have popcorn?!?! You've taken over his only role on the .Org now Anna!

*runs & hides*

I believe it's in good hands, mate. ;)

we just have the best weather and a more relaxed approach to fishing ;)

i.e., comfy balcony chair with a nice view and popcorn. ;)

[missyburd]

http://www.wdisneyw.com/forums/images/smilies05/popcorn.gifpmsl :mrgreen:

[yorkie_chris]

Travel agents employ people like her purely because of people like you!

Seems to be a sound business plan.

[Ed]

But would she be interested in a KFK like you?;):D

[Balky001]

Man, you are rubbish at shopping or negotiating. You tell her TC can do it for £100 less, negotiate a bit, then she'll check if they can price match. All this is extra time with her and if she has to get up a few times and check with the manager you may just get to glimpse stocking top yet again! Then she'll beat it by £1 and you are free to tell the Mrs she got it cheaper and she'll be happy for you to perv as women love discounts more than on-adulterous thoughts (joking ladies!). On her side, she gets a dribbly lap dog spending money in her shop and she gets her sales targets although she will not thank you for her cross sell percentage dropping (she really wants you to book Thomson and would probably sleep with you round the back on some brochures if you booked them oh dear, another decision! ;-) )

But after the news girl pic Iim also holding out on whether she really is worth the effort.

[Lou M]

Then she'll beat it by £1 and you are free to tell the Mrs she got it cheaper and she'll be happy for you to perv as women love discounts more than on-adulterous thoughts (joking ladies!).

Now, I usually switch off from threads with such comments about us fairer sex, BUT Balky, I do think you have a point on this one.
Yep, my man can letch all he likes if he can get a bargain!!!

[yorkie_chris]

Lmao so now we know which wins when female jealousy and sale instinct oppose each other!

[missyburd]

Lmao so now we know which wins when female jealousy and sale instinct oppose each other!
that just results in catfights, as a result of women wanting what some other woman has already picked up, what a nightmare...:rolleyes:

[yorkie_chris]

Nah but looking at Lou M's post above...

"yes dear I did go to stripclub, but it was 50% off!"

[missyburd]

Nah but looking at Lou M's post above...

"yes dear I did go to stripclub, but it was 50% off!"
50% off the price to get into the stripclub? :-D

[Jabba]

I can't believe that none of the lads has asked if the sales-girl-with-the-stockings is a nice person.

What a shallow lot my fellows are. Most disappointing :smt083

[yorkie_chris]

Or actually even if she's fit. If she looks like that weather girl then the thread has gone wayyy down in my estimation!

[dizzyblonde]

50% off the price to get into the stripclub? :-D

well it would have to be in Hx, full o mingers apparently

[missyburd]

im surprised not one of you fellas has used the "this thread is useless without pics" line yet...although that mightn't do your relationship any favours NewLeaf lol (taking photos of the lady in question that is)

[New Leaf]

She is way prettier than the weather girl - trust me. and about half her age:smt110:cat:

[Dave20046]

Me and the wife are going on hols in March with our wee lad.

I went into Thomas Cook who gave me a brochure and a price on the holiday i wanted.

I then went into Thomsons and a beautiful 18 year old girl came to help me. She said they don't do the destination i want in March but she would see if she could find a deal from another operator. She bent over to rummage in some filing cabinets (and i couldn't help noticing that i could see the lacy tops of her hold ups.) I was mesmerized with her, she was so pretty.

Anyway she said the only operator to do the destination i wanted was thomas cook, and that i could book it through them. She ran some prices for me and it was £100 more than going direct with thomas cook.

But she was so pretty i want to go and book it with her, but the wife will be with me when we book. She'd be a bit suspicious when she saw how pretty the travel agent bird is, and if she found out that I'd paid an extra £100 just to gawp her, then she'd be a bit angry i think.

What should i do?
you worry me.

[Dave20046]

Travel agents employ people like her purely because of people like you!
They do this on the reception at work...but I'm the benefactor :mrgreen:

[carty]

New leaf - have you seen 'American Beauty'? I'm sure it had a plot similar to this and IIRC the chap ended up dead so you might not want to go down this route!

Tell you what, come down to Birmingham - it's full of 'dancing establishments' where the 18 year olds will be just as fit and £100 would get you a lot more than just a gawp at their stocking tops.....:twisted:


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[Speedy Claire]

I`m wondering how old New Leaf is and whether this is male menopause?

[New Leaf]

I'm 33. Still getting my periods though. :confused:

[Speedy Claire]

hmmmmmmm.... you could be perimenopausal then

[New Leaf]

But would she be interested in a KFK like you?;):D

:confused: whats a kfk?

Are you saying i am a flatbed laminating machine? (http://www.meyer-machines.com/engl/Products/Laminating/KFK-C/kfk-c.html) :confused:

[the_lone_wolf]

"yes dear I did go to stripclub, but it was 50% off!"

i'd expect a strip club to be 100% off:confused:

[yorkie_chris]

Depends what you're paying.

[Dave20046]

Depends what you're paying.
how much?

[missyburd]

how much?
to see YC strip...hmmmm....#puts business cap on# ...


....You couldn't afford :p

P.S. I shall be watching you at the rideout Dave....

[Dave20046]

to see YC strip...hmmmm....#puts business cap on# ...


....You couldn't afford :p

P.S. I shall be watching you at the rideout Dave....
Lol I'm not painting a good image of myself here, hopefully you missed the talk of 'chaps'.:rolleyes:

[missyburd]

Lol I'm not painting a good image of myself here, hopefully you missed the talk of 'chaps'.:rolleyes:
Nope, I read it :-D

Anyhoo....advice....;)

[Dave20046]

oh dear


anyway...advice, I'd see if you can get a free one of the tart for booking the holiday with them - if not keep your dignity and go elsewhere!

:p

[the_lone_wolf]

Depends what you're paying.

**makes hand whoosing over head gesture**

i would have thought 50% off was a topless bar, not a strip club;):mrgreen: