Why do constipation tablet companies always...

[Mr Speirs]

pretend that talking about constipation is acceptable conversation over lunch.

There was one on just now where three women are sat round a table and another just comes over and says
'Ah man, just had a dump and it was well hard!!'

Or words to that effect. Another one pipes up and say:
'Ahh my dumps are really hard too try these'

:smt104

[Biker Biggles]

Because they are full of ****?????

[Rich]

I talk about $hit all the time :rolleyes: But most of you know that from my drivel on here!!!

[hob]

I'm always amazed that they need to advertise dioherria tablets, it isn't as if you think.... "hmm sure could stock up on some of those bad boys".

Some things you buy when you need them, you don't have a favorite brand lol.

[Mr Speirs]

Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'

[Mr Speirs]

Posted twice. Forums being wierd.

[Jabba]

Some things you buy when you need them.....

Aye.... a quick jog to the Chemists after a Prawn Vindaloo never hurt anyone :lol:

[hob]

Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'

lol!

[orose]

Is this a separate discussion to the names for the damn things?

I think I know the one Britney is talking about... suffice to say the name ends in ease, just in case you missed the point of the ad.

[Sudoxe]

I'm always amazed that they need to advertise dioherria tablets, it isn't as if you think.... "hmm sure could stock up on some of those bad boys".

Some things you buy when you need them, you don't have a favorite brand lol.

You should have seen the look I got in Sainsburys when I bought a box of them along with a box of Imodium...I told the cashier im going to take a dose of each and see which one is stronger, let them fight each other...

(The real reason I bought both is because im off traveling and its recommended to take some of each with you, just incase)

Dan

[dizzyblonde]

Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'

ok then, whys it always the burds they pick on
Why don't they do ads for blokes?
I can imagine it....some bloke in his trackies scratchin his nuts, and his mate saying 'you can get a cream for that'...you never see owt like that,

[Sudoxe]

Is this a separate discussion to the names for the damn things?

I think I know the one Britney is talking about... suffice to say the name ends in ease, just in case you missed the point of the ad.

The ones in my travel kit are called Senokot...

It says take 2 at night :pale::sick: Bugger that for a game, you never know what might happen!

[Mr Speirs]

ok then, whys it always the burds they pick on
Why don't they do ads for blokes?
I can imagine it....some bloke in his trackies scratchin his nuts, and his mate saying 'you can get a cream for that'...you never see owt like that,

Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro. :)

[hob]

Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro. :)


LMAO! :smt040

[dizzyblonde]

Because blokes wouldn't say things I feel uncomfortable, or bloated, they would say things like, man I need a massive dump, I'm guna drink tons of booze and eat a curry and **** through the eye of a needle 2moro. :)

And how do you know the burds don't say things along the same lines:-D

[Mr Speirs]

Well...Do you? :)

[dizzyblonde]

If we ever met...it would all make sense;)

[ArtyLady]

Man I hate that advert!.....what an innapropriate thing to say when you come back from the bog in a restaurant! :rolleyes: :lol:

[DarrenSV650S]

I hate those kind of ads. They're always on when you're eating.

Also tampon ads, and the toilet air fresheners where the kid keeps saying "im going to do a poo at Pauls house!" :confused: Oh and nappy ads. Ban them all

[ArtyLady]

I hate those kind of ads. They're always on when you're eating.

Also tampon ads, and the toilet air fresheners where the kid keeps saying "im going to do a poo at Pauls house!" :confused: Oh and nappy ads. Ban them all

Yeah whats that poo at Paul's house all about :confused: gross!!!

The one I used to hate was Body Form with the woman singing with a gravely voice! she was on the Take That documentary the other night - apparently Robbie Williams asked her to voice coach him after getting her to sing that song down the phone to him! :eek: :lol:

[dizzyblonde]

The one I used to hate was Body Form with the woman singing with a gravely voice! she was on the Take That documentary the other night - apparently Robbie Williams asked her to voice coach him after getting her to sing that song down the phone to him! :eek: :lol:

I'm surprised he could sing at all after her shouting down the phone and deafening him with that!:p

[ArtyLady]

I'm surprised he could sing at all after her shouting down the phone and deafening him with that!:p

Did you see it? She didn't sound as good anymore did she :lol: Take That were fit once though weren't they ;)

[Mr Speirs]

If we ever met...it would all make sense;)

:) Ha

[shonadoll]

The ones in my travel kit are called Senokot...

It says take 2 at night :pale::sick: Bugger that for a game, you never know what might happen!

I hate senokot-had to use em once, never again! Took em as prescribed, had stomach pain for 2 days then they *worked* spectacularly.:smt019

[dizzyblonde]

I hate senokot-had to use em once, never again! Took em as prescribed, had stomach pain for 2 days then they *worked* spectacularly.:smt019

Try Movicol instead. Ask your pharmacist;)

[haggis]

Just dont mix up your pack of Senekot with Immodium.

Either way, it's not the right result. :mrgreen:

[Frank]

How about the new drug that stops your body absorbing fat.Apprently the "fat" just slides right on "down and out"

[Mr Speirs]

How about the new drug that stops your body absorbing fat.Apprently the "fat" just slides right on "down and out"

Thats Nasty

[Frank]

why do the averts for "lady sanitary garments" always use "blue colour drops"?

[madness]

You're all talking sh*te! ;)

[yorkie_chris]

This thread is some funny $hit!

http://www.macclads.co.uk/hectic_house/lyrics/lyrics_alpha/got_to.html

[SoulKiss]

why do the averts for "lady sanitary garments" always use "blue colour drops"?

Its that old joke isn't it

"What do the women on Sanitary Towel ads and Picasso have in common"

"They both had Blue Periods"

[Jabba]

Oooh..... is that a cue for some tasteless, slightly rude jokes about bodily functions? :-D