Valentines Card

[xXBADGERXx]

I just got one hand delivered through my door . The letterbox flapped open , the Dog barked , I went to see who was there and saw a shape hoofing it off away from the house . I picked it up and the disturbing thing about it all is .............. that it is drawn in Crayon ?????? WTF ?

[Baph]

It was Seth.... :lol:

[xXBADGERXx]

Ha ha , yeah can imagine that "Thanks for letting me Pagger through your garden at full tilt whilst evading the Rozzers"

[hovis]

you lucky bar-steward

:(

[Lissa]

I picked it up and the disturbing thing about it all is .............. that it is drawn in Crayon ?????? WTF ?

Well, crayons tend to be chunkier than pens, so obviously easier for sheep to hold in their hooves!:D

[kwak zzr]

my wife didnt get one, am i bad? shes mentioned the subject a few times this morning but i never bothered.

[petevtwin650]

my wife didnt get one, am i bad? shes mentioned the subject a few times this morning but i never bothered.

Just blame the postman. All us thoughtless guys do that! :smt040

[kwak zzr]

id rather say "i couldnt be bothered"

[shonadoll]

Well, crayons tend to be chunkier than pens, so obviously easier for sheep to hold in their hooves!:D

:D:D:D

[xXBADGERXx]

I actually saw the perpetrator through the frosted glass as they scurried away , well actually it was all blurry with big blotches as frosted glass is known to do , but it wasn`t a farm animal that delivered it .

[petevtwin650]

I went to see who was there and saw a shape hoofing it off away from the house . I picked it up and the most disturbing thing about it all is .............. that it is drawn in Crayon ?????? WTF ?

Well you did say hooving it away :)

And surely the MOST disturbing thing is that anyone would want to send you one anyway! :smt019:mrgreen:

[xXBADGERXx]

<----- Looks at fingernails

Badger has his admirers you know

<----- Tinkles some Ice Cubes in his glass whilst adjusting his Cravat and Smoking Jacket

He has a way with the Laydeez

<----- Wriggles eyebrows up and down very fast whilst licking them

[Frank]

:smt008

[dizzyblonde]

<----- Looks at fingernails

Badger has his admirers you know

<----- Tinkles some Ice Cubes in his glass whilst adjusting his Cravat and Smoking Jacket

He has a way with the Laydeez

<----- Wriggles eyebrows up and down very fast whilst licking them


Are you Jarvis:confused:

http://www.robnewman.com/jarvis.jpg

OhHh, Gaaawwwwd that would be terrible!

[xXBADGERXx]

Lmfao

[kitkat]

my wife didnt get one, am i bad? shes mentioned the subject a few times this morning but i never bothered.

id rather say "i couldnt be bothered"


well if marriage hasnt completely killed your sex life then saying the above should do it ;)

[melody]

Well, crayons tend to be chunkier than pens, so obviously easier for sheep to hold in their hooves!:D

:mrgreen:

[xXBADGERXx]

Ha ...... if things don`t get better soon I just may well resort to chasing little woolly things around the mountains ............... let`s face facts , I`ll be on the Hardy Bikers rideout next week , lots of options there :)

[kwak zzr]

well if marriage hasnt completely killed your sex life then saying the above should do it ;)

your right and it has lol :) arr well no great loss.

[petevtwin650]

Ha ...... if things don`t get better soon I just may well resort to chasing little woolly things around the mountains ............... let`s face facts , I`ll be on the Hardy Bikers rideout next week , lots of options there :)

Is Girth going then?

[missyburd]

lots of options there :)
indeed: baby sheep, frozen sheep, manure covered sheep, gr33k sheep...take your pick :mrgreen: You might have a job finding the last type though, they're a bit on the dinky side #ruuuuuuuuuuuuns# :lol:

[xXBADGERXx]

Ok OK , small , woolly and with Ovaries , hang on a minute , why the hell am I laying out a criteria here ?

[missyburd]

Ok OK , small , woolly and with Ovaries , hang on a minute , why the hell am I laying out a criteria here ?
lmao!

[Shellywoozle]

Just blame the postman. All us thoughtless guys do that! :smt040
Ha ha he is the postman !!

[Ed]

We didn't bother in our house. It's a rip off.

[454697819]

just coz a sheep didnt deliver it didnt mean that sheep didnt write it and got the farmer to deliver it!