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Miss Alpinestarhero
17-02-09, 03:50 PM
Yeah right..! :rolleyes: linky (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=14277706)
if passengers want to share an embrace before they part company, their loved ones should pay to park their cars nearby
What do they (the rail company) think the couples want to get up to..getting jiggy? :shock: ;)
If im ever in that direction im still going to kiss my loved one goodbye so :smt019 to virgin rail :mrgreen:
slark01
17-02-09, 04:17 PM
LMFAO!
They are never on time anyway.
Dappa D
17-02-09, 04:20 PM
we saw this on the news last night (slow news day!)
its funny as hell, what they doing if your caught kissing? a fine..pfffft...im not likely to ever be there but the mrs will be getting a kiss should we part company at that station
dizzyblonde
17-02-09, 04:23 PM
wonder how long it'll take before someone tells them to kiss their ar$e..hehe
i got told off for kissing outside a shop.
true story
Dappa D
17-02-09, 04:27 PM
i got told off for kissing outside a shop.
true story
going by your avator, your ,,,,,errr,,,,,companion.....i can see why!;)
going by your avator, your ,,,,,errr,,,,,companion.....i can see why!;)
tsch so narrow minded! just because i give a sidecar lift to a cow doesn't meant to say i go round shops kissing them!
Dappa D
17-02-09, 04:41 PM
lmao....without wanting to derail....but i i have to mention it as ur here keithd, have u any affiliation with the new member keith d ?
lmao....without wanting to derail....but i i have to mention it as ur here keithd, have u any affiliation with the new member keith d ?
none whatsoever....imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
i'm keeping my beady eye on him....
carry on (kissing)
Dappa D
17-02-09, 04:45 PM
mwah!
tsch so narrow minded! just because i give a sidecar lift to a cow doesn't meant to say i go round shops kissing them!
wow
i always thought it was a big dog
although, looking at it now, your right, its a cow
Gene genie
17-02-09, 04:53 PM
surely the sign is a sexist sign. man kissing woman. we also need a man kissing a man, not for my liking but you spread your butter the way you want and nowt wrong with that. and woman kissing woman, now why ban that.
Miss Alpinestarhero
17-02-09, 06:08 PM
surely the sign is a sexist sign. man kissing woman. we also need a man kissing a man, not for my liking but you spread your butter the way you want and nowt wrong with that. and woman kissing woman, now why ban that.
lol :batman:
missyburd
17-02-09, 06:25 PM
LOL! That's the most ridiculous thing I've read in a while! I thought they'd be going on about how offensive public displays of affection were to passers by but no, it's all about cutting delays? What a load of collytwaddle!
Hmm, reverse psychology marketing gimmick?
Increased revenue from the cafe/car park meters even if extra people don't get a train when they visit just to kiss & break the rules.
If it's against the rules to kiss, then what's to stop someone going further?
PS. Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant breaking the rules in other ways, ie smoking in a public place. No, seriously, I did!! :D
Miss Alpinestarhero
18-02-09, 11:48 AM
If it's against the rules to kiss, then what's to stop someone going further?
PS. Get your mind out of the gutter, I meant breaking the rules in other ways, ie smoking in a public place. No, seriously, I did!! :D
That (wink wink, nudge nudge) didn't even cross my mind until you mentioned it first :rolleyes:
DanAbnormal
18-02-09, 11:51 AM
So rodgering on the platform is still allowed?
Miss Alpinestarhero
18-02-09, 11:52 AM
So rodgering on the platform is still allowed?
Looks like it, theres no sign to say "not allowed" is there? :p :lol:
SoulKiss
18-02-09, 11:56 AM
So rodgering on the platform is still allowed?
Depends on whether your name is Roger :)
Looks like it, theres no sign to say "not allowed" is there? :p :lol:
IIRC, there's a sign on the platform at Penrith Station which says something like:
"Do not stand close to the edge or you may get sucked off"
Honest!!
Miss Alpinestarhero
18-02-09, 12:02 PM
IIRC, there's a sign on the platform at Preston Station which says something like:
"Do not stand close to the edge or you may get sucked off"
Honest!!
LMAO - now that is funny. :smt040
LMAO - now that is funny. :smt040
Here you go:
http://www.circlecity.co.uk/picture_jokes/station_sign.php
DanAbnormal
18-02-09, 12:05 PM
Depends on whether your name is Roger :)
I should have known YOU would pipe up! :D
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