the_lone_wolf
18-02-09, 10:07 AM
The humorous account was submitted by the man accused of causing the accident in frustration at what he saw as the other driver's exaggerated compensation claim.
In his written report, James Edwards admitted that he nudged the woman's bumper after she stalled at traffic lights, but insisted she was not hurt.
"We each got out. There was no damage and Miss Pywell is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash," he wrote.
He illustrated the report with a drawing of a bloated Miss Pywell wearing a baseball cap. Mr Edwards also sketched himself pointing at the woman and shouting "Chav!", and drew a bird's-eye view of the incident, labelling the two drivers as "fat chav" and "me".
LINKY LINKY (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4638197/Fat-chav-insurance-report-leaked-on-to-internet.html)
http://i42.tinypic.com/e3met.jpg
Real or fake I laughed out loud, good thing nobody else is in the office today...
In his written report, James Edwards admitted that he nudged the woman's bumper after she stalled at traffic lights, but insisted she was not hurt.
"We each got out. There was no damage and Miss Pywell is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash," he wrote.
He illustrated the report with a drawing of a bloated Miss Pywell wearing a baseball cap. Mr Edwards also sketched himself pointing at the woman and shouting "Chav!", and drew a bird's-eye view of the incident, labelling the two drivers as "fat chav" and "me".
LINKY LINKY (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4638197/Fat-chav-insurance-report-leaked-on-to-internet.html)
http://i42.tinypic.com/e3met.jpg
Real or fake I laughed out loud, good thing nobody else is in the office today...