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the_lone_wolf
18-02-09, 10:07 AM
The humorous account was submitted by the man accused of causing the accident in frustration at what he saw as the other driver's exaggerated compensation claim.

In his written report, James Edwards admitted that he nudged the woman's bumper after she stalled at traffic lights, but insisted she was not hurt.

"We each got out. There was no damage and Miss Pywell is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash," he wrote.

He illustrated the report with a drawing of a bloated Miss Pywell wearing a baseball cap. Mr Edwards also sketched himself pointing at the woman and shouting "Chav!", and drew a bird's-eye view of the incident, labelling the two drivers as "fat chav" and "me".


LINKY LINKY (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4638197/Fat-chav-insurance-report-leaked-on-to-internet.html)

http://i42.tinypic.com/e3met.jpg

Real or fake I laughed out loud, good thing nobody else is in the office today...

Rai86
18-02-09, 10:24 AM
LMAO!!!

That has cheered my day right up ...well funny

Lozzo
18-02-09, 10:41 AM
That's brilliant, like it

RichT
18-02-09, 11:40 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

pmsl

SoulKiss
18-02-09, 11:43 AM
I used to process those forms for Comerrcial Union.

Didn't get any as funny as that - or even any very memorable - well apart from the one that if you took the dimensions in the sketch, roads in Aberdeen are 20 meters wide.......

Miss Alpinestarhero
18-02-09, 11:56 AM
Haha :lol: it's still funny! Reminds me of the ones where children wrote silly things on exam papers

Biker Biggles
18-02-09, 12:32 PM
"I turned into the drive and hit a tree that wasnt there"
Was another famously funny one

keithd
18-02-09, 12:53 PM
jasper carrot had a (what seemed) long running part of his stand up dedicated to these insurance claims....such as "i had to swerve serveral times before i hit him"..."there was a look of suprise on his face as he rolled across my bonnet.."

the above is very funneh tho!!

Jabba
18-02-09, 01:05 PM
"I was driving down the road when I was hit by a stationary bus."

Another Jasper Carrott one.

Magnum
18-02-09, 01:15 PM
LOL

Mej
18-02-09, 01:23 PM
thats funny as f**k

lmao

SoulKiss
18-02-09, 01:39 PM
Didnt find the original clip - but he recently reprised it.

Jasper Carrot Video Clip (http://www.livevideo.com/video/6B8B89BA81D54A78832AA6845F7FF380/jasper-carrot-insurance-clai.aspx)

Odin
18-02-09, 02:58 PM
that fat chav drawing has made me laugh so hard I am now crying.....and I have to give a techincal presentaion in 3 minutes....me likey :D

ogden
18-02-09, 03:36 PM
"I turned into the drive and hit a tree that wasnt there"
Was another famously funny one

It's funnier if you get it right.

"I turned into a driveway that wasn't mine and hit a tree I haven't got", or something similar to that.

For small values of funnier, anyway.

Lozzo
18-02-09, 03:46 PM
I love his use of "Without prejudice" on both sections

shonadoll
18-02-09, 04:27 PM
Love it, very funny!

Wideboy
18-02-09, 07:00 PM
lmao hahaha