Warthog
19-02-09, 12:47 PM
Crap joke my Dad sent me:
Well, this motor cyclist went to the doctor, as they always do in jokes, and says doctor, I've got a problem. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda". Interesting says the doc, can you demonstrate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one almighty "HONDA".
Hrrm, you'd better go to see this Harley Street specialist, I've never heard of that before.
So, he went to Harley Street, saw the specialist who also hadn't heard of this problem before. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda". Interesting says the specialist, can you demonstrate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one almighty "HONDA".
Oh dear, he says most unusual. I'm going to refer you to a Chinese specialist I know. He may be able to help.
So, off to the back strrets of Chinatown. Wot is ploblem asks little Chinese man. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda" says the biker. Intelesting says the Chinaman, can you demonstlate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one even bigger almighty "HONDA".
Ah so, says the Chinaman. Let me rook in bottom. so biker bends over and Chinaman rooks inside. After a bit of investigation, chinaman emerges and says Ah so, you have abcess.
And in China we have old saying...
Abcess makes the fart go honda.
Well, this motor cyclist went to the doctor, as they always do in jokes, and says doctor, I've got a problem. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda". Interesting says the doc, can you demonstrate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one almighty "HONDA".
Hrrm, you'd better go to see this Harley Street specialist, I've never heard of that before.
So, he went to Harley Street, saw the specialist who also hadn't heard of this problem before. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda". Interesting says the specialist, can you demonstrate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one almighty "HONDA".
Oh dear, he says most unusual. I'm going to refer you to a Chinese specialist I know. He may be able to help.
So, off to the back strrets of Chinatown. Wot is ploblem asks little Chinese man. Every time I fart, instead of going pffffrt, it goes "honda" says the biker. Intelesting says the Chinaman, can you demonstlate?
So he drops his kaks, bends over and lets out one even bigger almighty "HONDA".
Ah so, says the Chinaman. Let me rook in bottom. so biker bends over and Chinaman rooks inside. After a bit of investigation, chinaman emerges and says Ah so, you have abcess.
And in China we have old saying...
Abcess makes the fart go honda.