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keithd
20-02-09, 08:30 AM
bigger and better prizes on offer for the best most exciting plans of the weekend....

Mr Speirs
20-02-09, 08:37 AM
Today: Going to get out on my bike for a wee jaunt. Hoping that me stabbing myself in my finger isn't going to be a problem.
Saturday: Out on the bike with Pete and Lissa, Seggons, Just a trick and possibly a few others going to Foxes Diner after a real nice ride.
Sunday: Not sure yet, might go for a ride again.

Bluepete
20-02-09, 08:37 AM
Oy, I'm not fat, I'm not a chav, but I do have whiplash!!

Tara
20-02-09, 08:38 AM
tonight - sleep
tomorrow - seeing the in laws, food shopping and then BBC and Viney are coming - then off to see DD and Kitkat in the Evening.

Sunday Reading- shopping

plowsie
20-02-09, 08:41 AM
bigger and better prizes on offer for the best most exciting plans of the weekend....
Made my day when I saw this thread, couldn't think of a title for this week Keith, that really is furrrneeeeeeeeee :D

Me - Friday - Ooh I'm working :D
Saturday - Stay in try not to do too much, play hitman.
Sunday - Clean bike and check what the annoying knock/scrape/chime/ring/squeek from the front wheel is(sounds like I have a mobile phone stuck in there :D), then, Play Hitman :D

the_lone_wolf
20-02-09, 08:53 AM
I'm honoured:D

lily
20-02-09, 09:07 AM
tonight- watch a DVD with drew and spend some time together after i've quickly cleaned the place.

saturday- picking my niece up at 9.30 and looking after her all day as my sister and her husband are packing their house ready for a move in a couple of weeks. Think we also were looking at going wedding ring shopping, but may knock that idea on the head and go without a baby in tow! May take Eden round to see my mate from work as she has been wanting to meet her since see was born.

saturday evening- again watch a dvd and spend some time with drew

sunday- seeing the choir master from the church to pick hymns and then going out for sunday lunch with drew's mum, step dad and grandma who is down from Yorkshire for a week.

My plans at the start of the week was to spend all of the weekend in my PJ's and doing nothing :roll:

BernardBikerchick
20-02-09, 09:08 AM
bigger and better prizes on offer for the best most exciting plans of the weekend....


i'm going to jump on my fella tonight and then seeing T this weekend very excteid !!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

jimmy__riddle
20-02-09, 09:09 AM
tonight: Working on my thesis (boring)
Tomorrow: Playing with some puppies
Sunday: Playing varsity match against pompey uni

keithd
20-02-09, 09:11 AM
i'm going to jump on my fella tonight and then seeing T this weekend very excteid !!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Viney wins....!

fizzwheel
20-02-09, 09:59 AM
Viney wins....!

Proposal seconded... motion carried I believe.

Shall I lock this thread now ? :p

plowsie
20-02-09, 10:00 AM
Why not, I agree the Vine wins.

dizzyblonde
20-02-09, 10:11 AM
Today, recovering from last night, and later running round like a headless chicken, trying to fit the kitchen sink into a rucksack

Tomorrow up bright and early cause its the.....

Pennine Massive Hardy Bikers Rideout up in the lakes:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:sm t041

Sunday sometime will come home and cabbage in front of the TV, and bore Im Indoors stupid of tales o Smudgek3 skiiny dippin, Greek dwarf bowling, the bent banana conquering all, and stuffz:thumbsup:

Scoobs
20-02-09, 10:19 AM
Oxford this afternoon / evening.

Southampton - Bedford Place tomorrow night.

Sunday depends on Saturday night.

missyburd
20-02-09, 10:49 AM
today, a bimble on the bike to ease me back gently into the earsplittingness of the fella's zorst LOL then chill this eve, to bed early ;-) THEN up early for the HB rideout :smt041:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt041 !!!

keithd
20-02-09, 10:53 AM
Southampton - Bedford Place tomorrow night.


a week early fella! i'll be there (or thereabouts) next saturday :( would have been lovely to have a beer and a natter about how great we are

Jabba
20-02-09, 11:02 AM
tonight- watch a DVD with drew and spend some time together after i've quickly cleaned the place.

Glad to see that Drew isn't one of these namby-pamby "modern men" who helps out a bit now and then ;)

Today: Day off!! Taking the kids out for run-around somewhere
Tonight: Wine!! Been on-call all week but off tonight :-D
Tomorrow : Footy in the morning and sister/b-i-l visiting from "Up North". Not seen them for over a year :-(
Sunday: Dunno yet :lol:

keithd
20-02-09, 11:19 AM
tonight - lagerz by teh gallon. boys night out, rare these days, just local tho. no ladeez involved. brill.

tomorrow - nurse hangover during day. night time mummy coming over wiv sis, yer hero is cooking them all a curry. will drink wine.

sunday - no plans but if its sunny i fancy a trip down to bournemouth.

lets extend it by a day or so...

TUESDAY - GOING TO SEE THE KILLERS!! GO ME!!

Lozzo
20-02-09, 11:29 AM
I think I may pop round to see my kids and give them each a sound beating just to show them who's boss.

Viney
20-02-09, 11:30 AM
tonight - sleep
tomorrow - seeing the in laws, food shopping and then BBC and Viney are coming - then off to see DD and Kitkat in the Evening.

Sunday Reading- shoppingWot she said, except tonight off to see the parental unit

Viney
20-02-09, 11:31 AM
a week early fella! i'll be there (or thereabouts) next saturday :( would have been lovely to have a beer and a natter about how great we are
He's alway premature

dizzyblonde
20-02-09, 11:32 AM
today, a bimble on the bike to ease me back gently into the earsplittingness of the fella's zorst !!!

its gone quiet, your safe;)

missyburd
20-02-09, 11:33 AM
its gone quiet, your safe;)
nah it's still loud when you're sat on it :-D

lily
20-02-09, 01:17 PM
Glad to see that Drew isn't one of these namby-pamby "modern men" who helps out a bit now and then ;)


O he will help.........he use to do more than me to be fair! Now its about 50/50

Stu
20-02-09, 03:02 PM
I'm honoured:D
I'm gutted he didn't go with the cheap coke :(

keithd
20-02-09, 03:10 PM
I'm gutted he didn't go with the cheap coke :(

i had originally!! it was titled "weekend thread sponsored by the real thing..."

maybe next week stu..maybe next week

Stu
20-02-09, 03:14 PM
Promises promises....but I'm sure you would never be behind the times as to use it next week ;)

Dappa D
20-02-09, 03:27 PM
friday - curry
saturday - house party
sunday - take lil man to feed ducks

sometome over weekend must clean chain.....

keithd
20-02-09, 03:33 PM
Promises promises....but I'm sure you would never be behind the times as to use it next week ;)

oh no heaven forbid...but then again im sure you'll post something thought provoking which i can use in my bid for comedy genius of the year 2009....

amnesia
20-02-09, 03:39 PM
Friday -

Finish work in 20 minutes
Fix new house number
Followed by too much food and alcohol...and fun with some DD's if I am lucky!!(ahem)

Saturday -

Gym
Wash the bikes and fit stompgrip
Afternoon with the band to work up our new guitarist
Evening with friends. More alcohol probably

Sunday -

Go for a ride???
Feed some friends

keithd
20-02-09, 03:48 PM
Friday -

Finish work in 20 minutes
Fix new house number
Followed by too much food and alcohol...and fun with some DD's if I am lucky!!(ahem)

Saturday -

Gym
Wash the bikes and fit stompgrip
Afternoon with the band to work up our new guitarist
Evening with friends. More alcohol probably

Sunday -

Go for a ride???
Feed some friends

make sure you don't forget...

Jabba
20-02-09, 04:16 PM
Followed by too much food and alcohol...and fun with some DD's if I am lucky!!(ahem)

DD's?

I know what I think of when mention is made of DDs (i.e. voluptuous "lady pillows") but methink your mention of DDs ain't the same :lol:

I must get out more ;)

punyXpress
20-02-09, 04:37 PM
Oy, I'm not fat, I'm not a chav, but I do have whiplash!!

If that's who you're bringing to Ambleside Backpackers please try to keep quiet this time!

Tim in Belgium
20-02-09, 05:27 PM
Just back from more house hunting in the Rotterdam area, got to do some washing this evening and go for a run.

Tomorrow's jobs are to fit my steel wheels which have snow tyres on them on to the pug. Then I'll dig a couple of pairs of skis out of the garage, find my ski boots and goggles and my other skiing crud, and chuck it all in the pug. Go to the gym and get an early night on Saturday.

Sunday will be an early rise (3am ish) for the 1100km drive to Tignes in France for a week's skiing, getting up early means missing the traffic and more drinking time on arrival at altitude. Bring on the powder.

Sean_C
20-02-09, 05:33 PM
Back from an aptitude test (easy! yay!) and half a day at work. Tonight is takeaway- half a chicken and spicey potatoes! :)
Tomorrow, work, then give the rear caliper a clean, bleed it, bleed the front hoses, possibly faff around with some other bike stuff I'm not sure if I can be bothered to do :p
Sunday, nothing yet :(

Ruthja2801
20-02-09, 05:45 PM
I think i could win this, coz I'm going to see my new bike!!! :D :D

Lissa
20-02-09, 05:50 PM
Tonight.............bike polishing and chilling out

Tomorrow..........rideout with a few org-ers

Sunday.............Out on the bike again most probably:D

Lozzo
20-02-09, 05:58 PM
I thin ki could win this, coz I'm going to see my new bike!!! :D :D

Close call, but I'm seeing my brand new bike first thing tomorrow morning and then doing some sessions on track at Brands Hatch later in the day.

shonadoll
20-02-09, 06:35 PM
Close call, but I'm seeing my brand new bike first thing tomorrow morning and then doing some sessions on track at Brands Hatch later in the day.

Ocht, she nearly got that one. Men;)

Jabba
20-02-09, 06:55 PM
Ocht, she nearly got that one. Men;)

First bike? Got to be the winner*!! Good for you, shortie :grin:

*But Viney still wins really!

Lou M
20-02-09, 08:39 PM
Tonight - watching Skins, as I've nicked Evie M's DVD whilst she's away, and have totally got into it (I know, I know, its for teenagers!)

Tomorrow - Cheltenham

Sunday - new route, over the Malverns, across to Ross on Wye, then back home via Gloucester. Going to try out my new helmet, which is ace! Caberg trip. It should stop my ears from hurting so much.

amnesia
20-02-09, 09:09 PM
..Friday -

Finish work in 20 minutes CHECK
Fix new house number CHECK
Followed by too much food and alcohol...and fun with some DD's if I am lucky!!(ahem) FOOD...CHECK ALCOHOL...CHECK...the rest????

Saturday -

Gym
Wash the bikes and fit stompgrip GOT THE STOMPGRIP DONE A DAY EARLY
Afternoon with the band to work up our new guitarist
Evening with friends. More alcohol probably

Sunday -

Go for a ride???
Feed some friends

markryker
20-02-09, 09:26 PM
Stuck in work tonight till 7am, bed till 11am Saturday morning, get in the garage and finish off the new tail tidy ready for a run on Sunday :D

Ruthja2801
20-02-09, 10:21 PM
Tonight - watching Skins, as I've nicked Evie M's DVD whilst she's away, and have totally got into it (I know, I know, its for teenagers!)



I love skins..... who cares!

Lou M
20-02-09, 10:47 PM
I love skins..... who cares!

But I'm nearly 40!! But you're quite right, who cares!

zsv650
21-02-09, 01:05 AM
nought that i know of now probably find summat to keep me occupied though.

BanannaMan
21-02-09, 01:24 AM
Wifey's birthday this weekend.
We're doing whatever she wants to do...
And a b-day party Sat. night.