Tongue twisters

[Berlin]

Whats the hardest Tongue twister you know?

Starting off with

Imagine an imaginary menagery manager, managing an imagenary menagery.

or a son and mother talking about making pans.

"Are you copper bottoming 'em my Mum"? "No, I'm aluminiuming them Son"

Hands up who's false teeth shot out? :)

Any more difficult ones?

[ogden]

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

Christ, I'm not sure which is harder, saying it or typing it.

[dizzyblonde]

I can do that one, but I can't do yed rolly, rello lolly ;-)

[ophic]

i'm normally good but the one that always catches me is:

"She sells sea shells on the sea shore."

[missyburd]

that one about a woodchucker, I'm not even gonna begin to try and type it :rolleyes:

[ogden]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Berlin]

As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

[missyburd]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
that's the one :-D

[carty]

that's the one :-D

So what's the answer? :confused: :D

[missyburd]

So what's the answer? :confused: :D
Chucking loads ;)

[dizzyblonde]

ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he

[missyburd]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

[ogden]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

About 16 pints' worth.

Next!

[gettin2dizzy]

Just say 'toy boat' three times quickly!

[punyXpress]

The Leith Police dismisseth us
Allegedly used by the polis in that area pre-breathalisers

[seedy100]

[quote=ogden;1795962]"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes."

and the next line:-

"I'm not a phesaant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers mate and I'm only plucking pheasants cause the pheasant pluckers late."

For me much harder for me to say than type, and I cant type!

[Jester666]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Alternative last line is

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[Berlin]

ooo I just remember this one from a book I used to read as a kid, always made me chuckle, goes something like..

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy
If Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his hair
He wouldn't be fuzzy would he

I thought it went
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he coz he had no hair?

:)

Another one...

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

[xXBADGERXx]

As its pancake day...

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.





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