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Mrs Quiff
26-02-09, 10:16 PM
Hello to you all... Dave tells me how friendly you all are... i found that out for myself though last weekend as i met some of you on the rideout which i really really enjoyed. It was my first ride out and hopefully the first of many.
i hope Dave doesn't upset you all too much with his sense of humour you know what he's like... he doesn't mean any of it though.. he's a big softy with a heart of gold.
he's going mad at me now telling me i'm taking too long... and he wants to get back on...
bye chat again soon xx
MR UKI (1)
26-02-09, 10:17 PM
Hello Mrs Quiff :smt039
Luckypants
26-02-09, 10:19 PM
Croeso! :cool:
madness
26-02-09, 10:21 PM
Welcome aboard!
petevtwin650
26-02-09, 10:22 PM
he's going mad at me now telling me i'm taking too long... and he wants to get back on...
bye chat again soon xx
That's a very blunt way of saying he waits some more rumpty pumpty isn't it Mrs Q? :makelurve::smt082:smt082
fizzwheel
26-02-09, 10:25 PM
Dave tells me how friendly you all are
Has he been telling porkie pies about me again.. For goodness sakes I have a reputation to up hold :D
Hi again Mandy, nice to see you on the forum at last :cool:
If you want to keep the computer for longer, just tell him that you've been down in his garage and re-arranged his tools for him. That should keep him busy for a while :D
DarrenSV650S
26-02-09, 10:25 PM
Me New
Me Darren
Dave tells me how friendly you all are...
He's clearly lied to you!
i hope Dave doesn't upset you all too much with his sense of humour you know what he's like... he doesn't mean any of it though.. he's a big softy with a heart of gold.
So, do you actually know Dave at all? It doesn't sound like it... :D
Welcome to the site. I'd best start walking now, before Dave sees my comments. :D I would say run, but Quiff, run? :lol:
Sorry mate, had to be done!
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 10:27 PM
Hiya Mrs Quiff, 'bout time you came on ere and said ellooooo to everyone else
http://d21c.com/walpurgis9/happies/faces2/102.gif
amarko5
26-02-09, 10:28 PM
Hello to you all... Dave tells me how friendly you all are... i found that out for myself though last weekend as i met some of you on the rideout which i really really enjoyed. It was my first ride out and hopefully the first of many.
i hope Dave doesn't upset you all too much with his sense of humour you know what he's like... he doesn't mean any of it though.. he's a big softy with a heart of gold.
he's going mad at me now telling me i'm taking too long... and he wants to get back on...
bye chat again soon xx
Howdy doody again Mandy welcome online.
now then Quiff now that mandy has access you will have to be nice or as pete has stated there will be no rumpty tumpty for you :smt046:
ThEGr33k
26-02-09, 10:28 PM
Aye was nice to meet you even though it was unfortunately brief :(
Next time maybe :D
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 10:30 PM
greek is that new avatar supposed to make you look older??? lol
its such a dodgy porn tash pose..hehe
ThEGr33k
26-02-09, 10:31 PM
greek is that new avatar supposed to make you look older??? lol
No :-dd
kwak zzr
26-02-09, 10:31 PM
ello Mrs Quiff :)
xXBADGERXx
26-02-09, 10:57 PM
Wotcha Mandy ;)
Helloooooo!
Are you a rider, or a pillion passenger?
Lou x
(derail, Fizz good to see your old avatar back, I always loved that one!)
Quiff Wichard
26-02-09, 11:02 PM
be nice....
about ME...
Quiff Wichard
26-02-09, 11:03 PM
Helloooooo!
Are you a rider, or a pillion passenger?
Lou x
(derail, Fizz good to see your old avatar back, I always loved that one!)
she is a pillion--
and a good rider..
she is a pillion--
and a good rider..
I was just going to write after seeing your avatar that she's pillion. Aren't you going to treat her to a nice new bike of her own?
(runs and hides)
El Saxo
26-02-09, 11:11 PM
Ello Mandy, met you at Oulton BSB last year, glad you made it onto the site! :D
dizzyblonde
26-02-09, 11:14 PM
she is a pillion--
and a good rider..
far too much info :silent: lol
Seggons
26-02-09, 11:18 PM
and a good rider..
Just a shame she has to make do with the H*nda C90 of the man world. ;)
Welcome to the org Mrs Quiff. :D
xXBADGERXx
26-02-09, 11:23 PM
Ambulance for Seggons
New Leaf
26-02-09, 11:29 PM
Grr - haven't u got any of your own friends?
How would you feel if Quiff followed you to knitting club and everywhere else u go. grr.
missyburd
27-02-09, 12:11 AM
Hello again!
Grr - haven't u got any of your own friends?
How would you feel if Quiff followed you to knitting club and everywhere else u go. grr.
If that's a genuine dig then it really wasn't necessary :rolleyes:
And just for the record some of us are friends with the Lady Quiff too :queen:
rictus01
27-02-09, 12:26 AM
Greetings and welcome.
You have my admiration, most or us find “limit” exposure more than enough………..;)
Cheers Mark.
dizzyblonde
27-02-09, 12:28 AM
And just for the record some of us are friends with the Lady Quiff too :queen:
yep, and she is dead nice, just like Quiffy8-)
Quiff Wichard
27-02-09, 12:31 AM
Fanks..
and your card is now marked Mr Rictus. x
rictus01
27-02-09, 12:38 AM
Fanks..
and your card is now marked Mr Rictus. x
as long as my address isn't visited.............:smt106
Bluepete
27-02-09, 05:52 AM
:smt039
Pete
I really didn't think it was possible. But he did it. Amazing.
Hey Mrs Quiff, how is the therapy going?
Welcome to the Org. :D:D:D:D:D
mister c
27-02-09, 06:25 AM
Hiya, & welcome to th'org. I'm the quiet one that sits in the corner on meets :)
Good morning Mrs Quiff ;-)
Hi Mandy,
Not met you yet but heard lots about you from Quiff. Hoping we'll get the chance to meet next month on Binky's run.:D
Oh, and if Quiff gives you any trouble about spending time on here, just dis-arrange his magazines.................he'll be so busy tidying them up he won't have time to moan at you!;)
Hiya Mrs Q and welcome :D
454697819
27-02-09, 07:57 AM
hullo....
Good chance we will bump into each other some time in the future...
Take care
Alex
Tiger 55
27-02-09, 08:04 AM
Ahoy!
Will we see you at the Massacre?
timwilky
27-02-09, 08:21 AM
Sorry to tell you this Mandy, but you cannot be Mrs Quiff as he was married to Richie at AR07. As in "your my wife now Dave".
OK, put him to the test, ask him to take you up Shap for a growler.
:shock::shock: http://www.navy-net.co.uk/cpgn2/images/smiles/icon_slow.gif (javascript:emoticon('post', 'message', ':slow:'))
Bootiful....
Hello.....:smt031.......if your ever near the ship of Stingo do pop aboard for a coffee and a treat...
Quiff can polish the bike.:wink:
Dave20046
27-02-09, 08:25 AM
Hi again mrs quiff
Hi mrs Quiff, hope to meet u sooner rather than later.
daryl.
Dappa D
27-02-09, 10:11 AM
welcome welcome
Hello and welcome. :smt039
hello ... and a massive thanks from all of us taking him off our hands ;)
Welcome onboard
:confused:
i thought quiff was GHAY
hello
I was shocked to read this.
I take it I am now dumped, Dave, why couldn't you just tell me you sh!t:smt010
PS welcome MrsQ :wink:
xXBADGERXx
27-02-09, 01:47 PM
OK, put him to the test, ask him to take you up Shap for a growler.
The do to the what ?
Luckypants
27-02-09, 01:52 PM
Sorry to tell you this Mandy, but you cannot be Mrs Quiff as he was married to Richie at AR07. As in "your my wife now Dave".
OK, put him to the test, ask him to take you up Shap for a growler.
The do to the what ?
I'll take you Badger, we can meet the Quiffs for one. :smt042
Quiff Wichard
27-02-09, 01:54 PM
Sorry to tell you this Mandy, but you cannot be Mrs Quiff as he was married to Richie at AR07. As in "your my wife now Dave".
OK, put him to the test, ask him to take you up Shap for a growler.
only "special " people get a growler off me up Shap Tim xx
gruntygiggles
27-02-09, 01:56 PM
Welcome Mrs. Quiff.......will we be seeing you at theis years AR?
Quiff Wichard
27-02-09, 01:56 PM
The do to the what ?
Badge' after I had my "off" in Scotland- Tim rode all the way back with me very kindly as I was a little nervous to say the least- it was howling and windy and rain I mean bouncing and blowing us across the lanes- wes topped at Shap for tea and a meat pie(growler) I paid cos Tim deserved to be shown some apreciation.. it was £5.60 for a pie alone.! and I aint let him live it down..
xXBADGERXx
27-02-09, 02:04 PM
Ahhhh , that`s explained and anyway , FortunateKnickers said he was paying ;)
timwilky
27-02-09, 02:08 PM
Ahhhh , that`s explained and anyway , FortunateKnickers said he was paying ;)
FortunateKnickers :- Hmmm I thought the things he wore were a bit large to be called knickers
Mrs Quiff
27-02-09, 02:08 PM
Oh and we arent married.!
well, not to each other at the moment anyway .. :eek:
missyburd
27-02-09, 02:18 PM
Oh and we arent married.!
well, not to each other at the moment anyway .. :eek:
Lol I'm afraid you'll have to get used to those assumptions, I get the mrs treatment despite what my name says LOL. People just like giving YC the odd coronary ;)
Luckypants
27-02-09, 03:04 PM
FortunateKnickers :- Hmmm I thought the things he wore were a bit large to be called knickers
They need to be large to hold the monster within.......... \\:D/
punyXpress
27-02-09, 03:24 PM
Badge' after I had my "off" in Scotland- Tim rode all the way back with me very kindly as I was a little nervous to say the least- it was howling and windy and rain I mean bouncing and blowing us across the lanes- wes topped at Shap for tea and a meat pie(growler) I paid cos Tim deserved to be shown some apreciation.. it was £5.60 for a pie alone.! and I aint let him live it down..
Welcome ( again )
Just tell him there'll be no more...its not all fun being funny :smt100
Lovely to meet & see you soon - just don't tell Dave!
_Stretchie_
27-02-09, 07:13 PM
Hello Mrs Quiff
You have hard work ahead of you with that lad.
Ride well and keep him safe (make of that what you will ; P )
Yo Quiff... ALWIIIIIIIGHT
Bluepete
27-02-09, 07:20 PM
They need to be large to hold the monster within.......... \\:D/
Your bum isn't that big Mike! For a man of your age anyway :D :D :D :D :D
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/DSCF4214.jpg
Pete, hiding in a safe place...
Oh and we arent married.!
People always assume Pete and I must be married, or I'd have traded him in for a new model years ago :p
dizzyblonde
27-02-09, 08:18 PM
us too Lissa. Im Indoors n I aren't married either. People just assume as we both have a ring on a finger that we are.
Still like a bickerin old couple though ..lol
phil24_7
27-02-09, 08:39 PM
Hiya.
joshmac
01-03-09, 12:23 AM
Oh, and if Quiff gives you any trouble about spending time on here, just dis-arrange his magazines.................he'll be so busy tidying them up he won't have time to moan at you!;)
If you want to keep the computer for longer, just tell him that you've been down in his garage and re-arranged his tools for him. That should keep him busy for a while :D
Sounds like Quiff likes it dirty :rolleyes: :lol:
Welcome to the madhouse Mandy. :smt039
punyXpress
01-03-09, 12:16 PM
Don't want to worry you, Mandy BUT:
Went with Berlin past the junction yesterday ( Hardy Bikers pics post 8 ) & saw a lass at the side of the road crying her eyes out. She had a black helmet & said a bloke ( NOT her words, but this is family viewing ) called Quiff had dumped her there in the middle of nowhere & picked up some rough piece 'cos her white helmet matched his!
Till now I've rated Q as a really good egg, but taht's a lousy trick.
Just thought you ought to know
David
xXBADGERXx
01-03-09, 02:47 PM
So there was some spare at the Junction eh Puny ?
<----- Fires SV up to go and find this damsel in distress
punyXpress
01-03-09, 04:26 PM
Hey, xXBADGERXx you off to distress her even more??
xXBADGERXx
01-03-09, 04:29 PM
She`ll have that distressed look when I`ve finished :)
punyXpress
01-03-09, 04:40 PM
Ever the gent, xXBADGERXx, ever the gent!
newts924
01-03-09, 04:44 PM
Hello and welcome.
Hope to see you on many more rideouts...
Ceri JC
02-03-09, 02:47 PM
Welcome. We're well aware of what Mr. Quiff's humour is like and don't take anything he says to heart. ;)
Mrs Quiff
02-03-09, 10:23 PM
Hi Mandy,
Not met you yet but heard lots about you from Quiff. Hoping we'll get the chance to meet next month on Binky's run.:D
Oh, and if Quiff gives you any trouble about spending time on here, just dis-arrange his magazines.................he'll be so busy tidying them up he won't have time to moan at you!;)
It will be nice to meet you Lisa and Pete...
Hopefully coming on Binky's run... will be up to the boss!!! :)
MR UKI (1)
02-03-09, 10:24 PM
It will be nice to meet you Lisa and Pete...
Hopefully coming on Binky's run... will be up to the boss!!! :)
Put your foot down Mand and tell him he is going! Otherwise you can come pillion with me :)
It will be nice to meet you Lisa and Pete...
Hopefully coming on Binky's run... will be up to the boss!!! :)
I'm sure he'll go on the ride, unless of course the clouds are dark & it looks like rain... :lol:
Please, Quiff already has a big head, calling him the boss will only make it worse!!
dizzyblonde
02-03-09, 10:42 PM
the boss, the boss???
gah, mandy, the woman is always wearing the troosers and is always Tha Boss;-)
Quiffy no boss..lol.
xXBADGERXx
02-03-09, 10:45 PM
Just put him on a nookie ban , that`ll put the whelp in his place
Paul the 6th
02-03-09, 11:49 PM
Hi mandy
Glad to see you've joined. See ya at the next rideout hopefully :)
I always thought Quiff batted for the other side, and no Quiff, i dont fancy you.
Welcome to the Mad house Mrs Quiff (Wonder how long it took to think of that name? ;))
joshmac
03-03-09, 06:50 PM
Welcome to the Mad house Mrs Quiff (Wonder how long it took to think of that name? ;))
Dunno, but it would've taken Quiff a few hours of solid brainstorming :razz: :lol: (or "thought showering" in this PC crazy world :smt019:rolleyes:)
Alpinestarhero
03-03-09, 07:55 PM
hi mrs quiff, mr quiff is great and he likes dogs as much as me so i think he;s cool
Nicky S
03-03-09, 07:56 PM
Hello Mrs Quiff :smt039
ello
xXBADGERXx
03-03-09, 08:10 PM
I always thought Quiff batted for the other side,
I bloody knew it , he`s an Aussie isn`t he ?
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