Anyone want to my backshift?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyoen fancy doing my backshift for me???????? In the snow??? 4 til 2??

I will love you forever!

[Mr Speirs]

Sounds naughty. Im not up for doing it in the snow though. I don't like having cold knees. And I don't think i'd have 10 hours of Stamina in me.

[shonadoll]

What do you do? I hate working the pm shift at work too, 2-7.30pm but I feel I'm waiting to work all day!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tell me what you do an I'll tell u what I do!!

[shonadoll]

I work in a vets, admin, helping with animals, general dogsbody type. Love it though, apart from put to sleeps.

[Milky Bar Kid]

my mum is a vet nurse. I am polis....thought you might have picked that up from the ecosse threads!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sounds naughty. Im not up for doing it in the snow though. I don't like having cold knees. And I don't think i'd have 10 hours of Stamina in me.


Always a perv in here!!

[shonadoll]

my mum is a vet nurse. I am polis....thought you might have picked that up from the ecosse threads!!

Naw, I'm slow like that! Hope your shifts isn't too bad tho;)

[hovis]

Anyoen fancy doing my backshift for me???????? In the snow??? 4 til 2??

I will love you forever!any pics of this "backshift" that needs doing?

and will you love me forever?

or just long time?

[Milky Bar Kid]

probably just long time......

[Milky Bar Kid]

Naw, I'm slow like that! Hope your shifts isn't too bad tho;)


Cheers doll, am sure it wont be too bad! Nightshift fri and sat which is a bummer tho, sure I will end up rolling about on the ground....

[hovis]

probably just long time......

so you would "love me long time"

hmmmmmmmm seems fair:cyclopsani:

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

deary me :rolleyes:

[carlos]

I'd do it if (a) I was Scottish law instead of English, (b)not still signed off on the sick and (c) not in hospital tomorrow....oh and I suppose (d) it wasn't so far away.

I can't wait to get back to work (can't believe I have said that!) :(

Have a good one anyway and don't roll in the puke.

[Lozzo]

Not wanting to sound at all old and disrespectful, but if a cute 21 year old blonde policewoman wanted to have words with me I'd probably be quite condescending, along the lines of "Run along little girl, I think I can hear your mummy calling you".

I am getting old, aren't I?

[Raf]

Not wanting to sound at all old and disrespectful, but if a cute 21 year old blonde policewoman wanted to have words with me I'd probably be quite condescending, along the lines of "Run along little girl, I think I can hear your mummy calling you".

I am getting old, aren't I?

Yes. But are you losing your touch?

[metalmonkey]

Anyoen fancy doing my backshift for me???????? In the snow??? 4 til 2??

I will love you forever!

Sure less than 5 is a must though:D But you have funny laws and stuff and its miles away, but I offered;)

[SoulKiss]

Anyoen fancy doing my backshift for me???????? In the snow??? 4 til 2??

I will love you forever!

Can I keep the handcuffs?http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/mar/03/told-mcnuggets-ran-out-fort-pierce-woman-calls-911/

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not wanting to sound at all old and disrespectful, but if a cute 21 year old blonde policewoman wanted to have words with me I'd probably be quite condescending, along the lines of "Run along little girl, I think I can hear your mummy calling you".

I am getting old, aren't I?

At which point I would probably be slighty annoyed (and bored after hearing it for the last 3 years) and I instead of the warning you probably would have gotten, I would book you with every offence I could find!:rolleyes:

After 3 years service, I'm used to dealing with people who attempt to be condescending....:cool:

[SoulKiss]

After 3 years service, I'm used to dealing with people who attempt to be condescending....:cool:

Thats nice dear....... :batman::batman::batman:

[Lozzo]

Thats nice dear....... :batman::batman::batman:

<round of applause> :cheers:

[metalangel]

Is it still a crime to cheek the police?

[shifter]

Not wanting to sound at all old and disrespectful, but if a cute 21 year old blonde policewoman wanted to have words with me I'd probably be quite condescending, along the lines of "Run along little girl, I think I can hear your mummy calling you".

I am getting old, aren't I?

You'll be sooo much more humiliated now when she gets you in an arm lock and throws you in the back of the meat waggon:o

[yorkie_chris]

Is it still a crime to cheek the police?

Dunno, but it's a fairly sure way to get nicked for something. Doesn't matter what, the rozzers can have an imagination when they feel like it...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Dunno, but it's a fairly sure way to get nicked for something. Doesn't matter what, the rozzers can have an imagination when they feel like it...
:smt040:smt040:smt040 we have many many laws at our discretion....it's not a crime to cheek the police but I'm sure you would get a ticket instead of a ticking off.....

[husky03]

:smt040:smt040:smt040 we have many many laws at our discretion....it's not a crime to cheek the police but I'm sure you would get a ticket instead of a ticking off.....


No on my patch you not-you'll be get hoovered;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lol - typical shug, everythings a breach!

[husky03]

Lol - typical shug, everythings a breach!


would you expect anything else:)

[Wideboy]

am i the only one who wouldn't argue about being arrested by MBK?


haha im such a perv....... giggedy

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yep W/B you certainly are....however, I am learning to expect it from you!!!!

[Wideboy]

lol i paint such a bad picture of myself :P

[hovis]

Is it still a crime to cheek the police?

i think so............

well it was 2 years ago;)

[Lozzo]

I'm always cheeky with policewomen. I used to have a thing about dating them - I like them really.

[Speedy Claire]

Seems we now have quite a few policewomen on the site!

[Lozzo]

Seems we now have quite a few policewomen on the site!


This forum gets better every day :D