The .org confession thread.

[Magnum]

I found this website a few years ago, and just remembered it. http://grouphug.us/ It's an anonymous website where people post their confessions and some of the posts on it are quite funny (there are no language filters on it though as far as i know).

I thought it might be a fun idea to start our own confession thread here whether or not they are real or serious. It's not anonymous of course, but it could be a laugh.



I'll go first:

It was two and a half years ago (i was about 14) and i was walking my 3 month old german shepherd over the local park on my push bike off the lead. It was good training for her, but she was a bit excited at the sight of a rabbit and chased it off down a path. (bare in mind this is a dog friendly country park, with loads of dogs) I followed after her on the bike down this path and as the path finished, there was a car park to a horse riding school and two horse riders standing besides a horse holding it by its lead. My dog didnt go after the horse, but because the horse saw my dog running it pannicked and flipped out flinging its legs everywhere and tripped up and landed on one of the horse riders as she fell flat onto the ground under the horse. I have no idea if she was hurt or what.
Understandably i sh@ myself, and quickly turned around back down the path shouting at my dog to follow me. My dog followed me all the way home, and i havnt told a soul since. I felt guilty, but there was nothing i could do.



Post your confessions!

[missyburd]

I once stole a pack of Wrigley's Doublemint chewing gum from the Morrisons checkout when I was 10, cos my mum wouldn't let me have any. Oops. (Never stole anything since mind, I felt really bad afterwards!)

[carlos]

I once owned an SV ;)

[dizzyblonde]

I once owned a cruiser..I hang my head in shame. When I was 14 I wanted a Cadburies Purple Harley.

[jamesterror]

Roughed it in a field in the middle of no where with about 10 other people, made a huge fire and accidently put my mates crate of beer in to see what'd happen when I was 14.

[Dan]

I have done many bad things.

[Magnum]

Roughed it in a field in the middle of no where with about 10 other people, made a huge fire and accidently put my mates crate of beer in to see what'd happen when I was 14.

What happened?

[dizzyblonde]

the beer went bang and his mate hammered him for it?

[jamesterror]

Well I didn't sleep that night. Was sitting there talking then some of the cans exploaded, one of them all over one of my mates he thought someone ****ed on his face whilst he was asleep haha.

The fire was about 6ftx2ft, Ray Mears material.

[jamesterror]

the beer went bang and his mate hammered him for it?

Thats discusting LOL. Nah we bought way too much so was all good.

[davepreston]

i did a mind trick on a female friend and when she was on the job with her fella she burst into stitches mid flow. he still has a complex about it and neither of us have told him why she did it
im a bad man

[Baph]

im a bad man

Really?

U-rating, so all I'll say is the following:

Wedding reception, mother, daughter (no, not that one, another one). Later, mother's sister (in other words, daughter's auntie...).

Meh, youth...

There's more where that came from too (not literally though, thankfully)...

[Wideboy]

couldn't possibly confess, i'd be arrested

[speedplay]

couldn't possibly confess, i'd be arrested

+1

[gruntygiggles]

When I was 16 and working in a DIY shop I had started at at 14 on Saturdays, me and a colleague did the usual of sending the new young cashier to get some blue and white striped paint for a delivery order. She went, spent over 10 minutes looking, came back and said she was sorry but she couldn't find any. I told her I was really busy so could she call Dulux on the Retail helpline and ask them to put some on a priority order for us as we had a customer waiting.

I know.....naughty but soooooooo funny at the time. She would have done it to someone else and I'm pretty sure it's still being done. When they tried it with me, I just said I had already been up there and they only had the red and white striped and were all out of the new range of young and gullible!

[seedy100]

I once broke the speed limit!

Oh the shame.

[kwak zzr]

i once got married :(

[dizzyblonde]

I used to work in a large spermarket bakery, where there was a lot of stainless steel objects, like the ovens, the bread slicers, work surfaces. If you had your hand on the bread slicing machine and accidently touched another metal surface you'd get a small shock.

we used to initiate the saturday staff into the fold by getting them to touch stuff. I'm so ashamed....its bloody evil but its really funny watching saturday kids jump out of their skin!

[Paul the 6th]

"The joke which went too far"...

I once went on a night out straight from work as a waiter (my uniform was black trousers, black shirt and black shoes... trendy eh?). My mates started taking the mick out of me saying I looked like a waiter, to which I replied "Well, I am?" anywho, one thing led to another and I ended up approaching a group of 5 big meaty skin head type fella's to ask if they needed any more drinks... in a bar where I didn't actually even work).. lo and behold, they whipped 20 quid out and shoved it in my hand "3 pints of carlsberg and 2 bottles of peroni mate"...

Now, bit of a dilema:

A) I can come clean that it's all a joke which my mates put me up to.. prolly get jumped and then thrown out of the bar

B) I can buy the polite gentlemen their drinks and return with change, minus a tip.. seemed like a good idea till i realised my mates had done one.

C) cut my losses and BOOST! LEG IT! DO ONE!


Needless to say, I did the right thing and LEGGED IT as fast as possible!

I am so so so so sorry to anyone involved, and I will gladly buy you a drink to make up for it...

[ophic]

I once owned a cruiser..I hang my head in shame. When I was 14 I wanted a Cadburies Purple Harley.
I've just bought a cruiser :riding:

[nakedblue650]

I ve just put a deposit on new bike and its not a Suzuki V.

nb650

[xXBADGERXx]

Oh Hell no I am NOT touching this thread with a bargepole , my post count will rocket , I am takling it all to the grave ya hear !!!!!!

[Sally]

Pulled my friend, who has a bf of a year, and theyre going on a romantic holiday to a spa tomorrow eeee.
Feel quite bad..

Thats the most recent one..

Not old enough for anymore than petty things like sleezing :)

[dizzyblonde]

I've just bought a cruiser :riding:


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[Kinvig]

Confession implies penitence.

For my part, regret nothing.



;o)