Captainstupidhead

[captainsmelly]

I have been an utter idiot this morning. Driving the van far too fast through an estate, i clipped a parked van with my mirror. I'm not a very nice guy so i just drove on, when a load of people ran out of a house shouting at me. They were all a lot larger then me and i got scared, so i drove off even faster! But because i am a total retard, i didn't realise that not only am i driving a very easily identifiable vehicle, but i am delivering to the same estate all day. So surely it was inevitable that i was getting into trouble!
10 minutes later an audi handbrake turns in front of me, 2 guys jump out, 2 more cars stop beside and behind me and i am surrounded by lots of very angry dudes!
I got out of having my head kicked in somehow, mostly by groveling like a weasel i'm afraid to say and really i'm quite happy that i was just pushed around and shouted at a lot.
I'm still suprised i'm not bleeding anywhere! Bloody deserve it, but i wasn't expecting the whole estate to get involved!

[Warthog]

Well, you deserve it to be honest, for driving off and not stopping.

Would have scared the hell out of me though! :-P

[petevtwin650]

Trouble is if you'd have stopped straight away you might still have got a kicking. People do get carried away very easily. Must've be very scary. Dunno what I'd have done in your situation. I'd like to think I'd stop, but who knows until it happens.

[Dave20046]

lesson learned? :razz:
Glad you're okay though.

[vardypeeps]

Who's a lucky lad then! :eye:
I would have been pooing myself I think

[Drew Carey]

The moral of the story.......you clearly need some lessons in how to evade capture!!! HTH :-)

[Paul the 6th]

If I'd seen people coming out of the house I would probably have stopped to appologise and offer money, drink or my body :) having said that, I can probably handle a van better than you, so would have gotten away :razz: (and then returned later in the day to appologise with said crate of beer, bottle of wine and flowers)

[captainsmelly]

Well, you deserve it to be honest, for driving off and not stopping.
:-P

I couldn't agree more! I even took off my glasses cos i didn't want them getting smashed
Lesson learnt? Hell yeah!

[captainsmelly]

The moral of the story.......you clearly need some lessons in how to evade capture!!! HTH :-)

Lol! Now if only we had a special forces type character around...

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Who's a lucky lad then! :eye:
I would have been pooing myself I think

+1

I would have been SO scared. Glad you're ok though.

[Drew Carey]

Lol! Now if only we had a special forces type character around...

That be true, if you had completed your "Rambo / MaGiver / Chuck Norris / Arnie" training you would have single handedly opened a can of woop4ss on them all. However in hindsight glad you got away with just a pants wetting excercise.

[Baph]

Try that near me. :lol:

Upset anyone in the local area, and everyone jumps you.

Count your lucky stars, and next time you're in the area, don't forget the crate of beer.